The Chateau Diaries #168 The bell Toiles for thee, Stephaneeee.

[Kotare]

Why is Fanny porking the prossie/gigolo? Or are they? I dont understand... If he was good looking AF, super sexual, super intelligent, talented or funny i would understand. Phiphi just seems precocious little kid in need of a mummy figure. Cannot imagine his parents are happy with wasting his life on a middle aged woman of no means.

Agree with all you say, except “woman of no means”. I always understand that expression relates to wealth. She’s earning over $750k a year owns an apartment in London, has a share in a chateau and stands to inherit multiple other properties from Mummy. She currently has no children or partners to inherit - apart from him. If Phillip’s parents have the eye for the main chance their vapid, hair painting,80s heeled boots in 80 deg wearing son has, they’ll approve alright.

 

[Arfarf]

I think Russian Marie should marry Armoire and take over the place.
She can cook, play the piano and she seems to have some sense.

Stupid Fanny wants to have someone ( never herself) plant more tit around the crumbling facade.
Yep.
Ain't nothing gonna get done at the dump.

 

[Kotare]

I am sure there was a whole vlog years ago of Ian putting in a mast she is so full of shite-eww here shrill laughter


Prince of Pube shave your stupid head and wear a t-shirt and some shorts ta dah you dopey twit you may feel cool. The courgettes are the dullest story now

Talk about….

“Show me a garden growing courgettes and I’ll show you a kitchen with too many courgettes”



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[Imperious Me]

Absolutely fascinating how those children do not even speak to, interact with or acknowledge the chatelaine!

Does anyone ever interact with them? They seem to keep themselves amused.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Ok that is the worst vlog for sometime and that is saying a lot. At least Prince of Pubes only got a bit part-he was sweating too much. I am certain I would seriously pay not to stay there it is so pretentious. The close was: "you make a huge difference to this channel" because she can't even pretend there is a difference being made to the Shito

 

[Kotare]

I think Russian Marie should marry Armoire and take over the place.
She can cook, play the piano and she seems to have some sense.

Stupid Fanny wants to have someone ( never herself) plant more tit around the crumbling facade.
Yep.
Ain't nothing gonna get done at the dump.

Is current kitchen magician Marie our resourceful @Clara Burnett?

Right under Cougar Mama‘s nose!
Feeding her!
Playing her piano!
Merde.

 

[BlessingoftheHounds]

I’m going to steal that!

It's all yours! (btw, my DIL is nicknaming her soon-to-arrive baby girl Jules. She'll be Julianna officially, named for her godmother.)

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

 

[Imperious Me]

So looks like Dan came back to pick up some packages....kids rolled on the nasty bedspread with shoes. Anyone else feel Dan is barely holding it together, as Fanny prattles on about missing him???? He seems stiff, and barely responds... Does he say "yeah right". When putting the boys in the car? Just felt so tense

I think whatever affair he was having (Maria)? has ended and it's best he moves on, pops back for stuff and to finish what he started.

 

[ploppityplop2]

Talk about….

“Show me a garden growing courgettes and I’ll show you a kitchen with too many courgettes”



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[Reader's digest]

I think Russian Marie should marry Armoire and take over the place.
She can cook, play the piano and she seems to have some sense.

Stupid Fanny wants to have someone ( never herself) plant more tit around the crumbling facade.
Yep.
Ain't nothing gonna get done at the dump.

Underachieving at a château - so LaLande

 

[Just Grift Wood]

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OH NO THAT IS SO SAD SHE WAS WONDERFUL

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Fanny taks about the lack of rain...its the third year she said...silly cow..last summer it rained every day...the three years before were dry and sunny...not last year..her memory is fading...too much alcohol...

courgettes.....and courgettes ...i know the feeling...our gardener brought us five huge ones today...i said to him...what are we going to do with them..you must take them off when they are smaller...you could smash a mans head in with those things... sorry to say..not a big fan of courgettes..at all...so we brought them to the foodbank.. i have a feeling most people are also not a big fan..

Another vlog filled with nothing.....next....

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Fanny taks about the lack of rain...its the third year she said...silly cow..last summer it rained every day...the three years before were dry and sunny...not last year..her memory is fading...too much alcohol...

courgettes.....and courgettes ...i know the feeling...our gardener brought us five huge ones today...i said to him...what are we going to do with them..you must take them off when they are smaller...you could smash a mans head in with those things... sorry to say..not a big fan of courgettes..at all...so we brought them to the foodbank.. i have a feeling most people are also not a big fan..

Another vlog filled with nothing.....next....

Her vlogs mirror her: empty, shallow, pointless and not very professional. In the past she was carried by those with a bit of charisma. I think if it wasn't for the addictive tattle I would stop watching

 

[Reader's digest]

Can it be true? She finally finished a project? The toile room is really really completed?

Absolutely fascinating how those children do not even speak to, interact with or acknowledge the chatelaine!

It's hard to speak when having the pacifier in the mouth all the time.

 

[ComtesseRose]

New thread

The Chateau Diaries #169 “Prince of Pubes, the Princess of Lies, let them twirl together until they die” | Tattle Life

Reported

 

[Reader's digest]

Did you see how hard she worked in fast motion on cutting all that Lavender? And yet Snorts was sweating and fanning himself.... No one there could figure out how to take a star link out of the box and set it up? She had to call in help??? Pay him off with vegetables? These vlogs get more ridiculous each time.

She probably thought Elon will answer the phone

 

[T Rex]

Well Pekey is in the wars........ just back from the hospital and I have yet to catch up ..... I see the Open Day is going on!
I really banged my head while I tripped up my back concrete stairs..... blood everywhere.
Hospital all day .... head scan, hand x-ray ....they were ok but I had 3 stitches above the eyebrow and "gravel rash" all down the side of the face that hit the concrete step.
No...... I was not "on the Champers" !!!
I wonder if the Account will come to Open Day ...... pity Mummy is not there!

Oh no! Hugs & love, and hopes for a speedy recovery!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Her vlogs mirror her: empty, shallow, pointless and not very professional. In the past she was carried by those with a bit of charisma. I think if it wasn't for the addictive tattle I would stop watching

me too..i missed you all the last couple of weeks...cant say i missed Fannies vlogs...nor the rest of that griftersceme..i tend to watch...

 

[Reader's digest]

It sounds like they are going ahead with the three days. Must be loads of patrons going. Cara I sense you are becoming bolder. Is the end in sight?

So Lavender it is for the goodie bags?