The Chateau Diaries #16 Mirror mirror on the wall, let Tattlers gather and watch me fall!

[Gibson]

IJ can't be all that proper. She encouraged daddddy to make soft porn kitchen tiles. So I doubt off camera she's too worried about what the priest thinks. Oh father come in for a cup of tea. Don't mind my sainted dead husband's nudie art. He's now painting in heaven.

I rest my case. Mrs G had better not buy any of those and luckily the Voyeur wallpaper has sold out.
The last thing I need is a request for a red room in Gibson Towers. What will the neighbours think?
Must also discourage plate obsession (it was a close call on that one due to January sales) mental note to discourage vintage clothes...we got rid of most of our 80's attire and if I couldn't keep my stone washed Jean's then she can't have lala inspired jumpers and skirts!

 

[ploppityplop2]

I rest my case. Mrs G had better not buy any of those and luckily the Voyeur wallpaper has sold out.
The last thing I need is a request for a red room in Gibson Towers. What will the neighbours think?
Must also discourage plate obsession (it was a close call on that one due to January sales) mental note to discourage vintage clothes...we got rid of most of our 80's attire and if I couldn't keep my stone washed Jean's then she can't have lala inspired jumpers and skirts!

The wallpaper will appear in a gift grab pretty soon.....

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

Here you can see those tiles SJ father started to design for the kitchen showing Lalande and inhabitants incl. animals in his typical style. In a patreon video she only showed a heap of scribbled "blueprints" which she intends to digitalize and print on tiles. Steve will start on those once he moved to France.

I tried to save the photo so I could enlarge it but it kept telling me the virus scan failed....

 

[Gibson]

The wallpaper will appear in a gift grab pretty soon.....

I am almost tempted...maybe Ann summers can send and they can do a promotional vlog? Potty could do the photos or maybe ask the nude photographers to link in.
Oh sh** I've given them an idea...

 

[Milre]

I tried to save the photo so I could enlarge it but it kept telling me the virus scan failed....

I made a screenshot from a Pinterest site by Mercy Joy... If this helps?

 

[NorrisCS]

I am in awe
how do you do it... I can’t even begin...
DB 9 - yours forever
Gulfstream on permanent standby with Ubermodel crew
Super yacht - pick a port and it’s there
Private Island - just shoved Richard off, all yours
Bolly are making a limited edition in your honour - and all for you
Miggle D Higgins tea cosy has been commissioned!

 

[ggyahoo]

Well, I was only saying the other day that a Donegal clanger was overdue! Just had a skim through IOHO and it is utterly bizarre in conception and execution. I can't wait for the critique of the Chateau Diaries to appear.

 

[Mummy Dearest]

I am almost tempted...maybe Ann summers can send and they can do a promotional vlog? Potty could do the photos or maybe ask the nude photographers to link in.
Oh sh** I've given them an idea...

The wallpaper will be paaaaahfect for a 19th century, Wild West brothel inspired room, right below the bat-poo attic. Someone better start making the costumes.

 

[Milre]

I feel like a missed some juicy tea here. What workawayer? Which friends?

Search homophobic workawayer, caretaker...

Well, I was only saying the other day that a Donegal clanger was overdue! Just had a skim through IOHO and it is utterly bizarre in conception and execution. I can't wait for the critique of the Chateau Diaries to appear.

Yeah, I missed those, too ! But nice to see that people can change. Or not?

 

[Gibson]

Bloody brilliant! Chateau Chapeau

 

[MojoDublin]

stay tuned...sir trotters if i dont stop ....have to be careful ...the screen is awash with coffee...its coming
might premier it ....lol

 

[Linus]

The locular tissue in tomatos (gel) does not contain much albumin, if at all. MK2 seemed awfully exited to share his new learnt word with you all. I'm sure his audience was dazzled. Bless him.

 

[FrannyBee]

I rest my case. Mrs G had better not buy any of those and luckily the Voyeur wallpaper has sold out.
The last thing I need is a request for a red room in Gibson Towers. What will the neighbours think?
Must also discourage plate obsession (it was a close call on that one due to January sales) mental note to discourage vintage clothes...we got rid of most of our 80's attire and if I couldn't keep my stone washed Jean's then she can't have lala inspired jumpers and skirts!

Gibson Post 3825214 One assumes from your demeanour that you and Mrs G are not in the first full flush of youth. You should not deny Mrs G those few small pleasures in life (like watching Eastenders, luxury chocolates and collecting fine china) If you let us Tattlers have your address and her preferences (ie Spode, Royal Crown Derby, Shelley, Wedgewood etc) we can have her shelves and display cabinets brimming to full life very quickly. Look how quickly MPK's Spode Christmas plate popped up and he only had to get teary eyed - Mrs G won't have to do anything other than put up with your whingeing about having to put up another set of shelves. Remember, Happy Wife Happy Life.

 

[FrannyBee]

Bloody brilliant! Chateau Chapeau

Gibson Post 3825392
Tell mojo to stop - My colostomy bag just failed as I laughed to much - is he an Irish Leprechaun - is MPK his little "post 'o gold"?

 

[Gibson]

Well, I was only saying the other day that a Donegal clanger was overdue! Just had a skim through IOHO and it is utterly bizarre in conception and execution. I can't wait for the critique of the Chateau Diaries to appear.

I fear she is very controlling and passive aggressive. Obviously leading upto a twee post that will be completely innocent as she critiques the Chateau Diaries.
C'mon DB, let rip. We know you're gutted that you're no longer official. No need to beat around the proverbial moat.
Get straight to the heart of your withered patronage.

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

I made a screenshot from a Pinterest site by Mercy Joy... If this helps?

I did a Pinterest search and there were 2 Mercy Joys...couldn't find the photo on either of their accounts.

 

[Linus]

Small sample of the WTF YouTube comment section

 

[Mrs O]

That picture of the kitchen reminds me of the episode when MPK gets the range fired up to work. But SJ never seems to use it. I wonder why not, as it would keep the kitchen and adjacent rooms toastie warm and be great for cooking on.

My thoughts exactly. As they spend so much time in the kitchen, you would think it was a no brainier to light it up and use it for both warmth and cooking! Too much work me thinks!!!

 

[Phoenix Richards-Bingham]

Also....I haven't seen the TaxInspector in awhile...I think the last I saw was a run-in with a new member....anyone know anything more?

Small sample of the WTF YouTube comment section

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At all cost???? WTH does that mean???

 

[Rory]

Can we please minimise the posts re Ryan, Trotters, etc. Especially Ryan - he is of no interest here until his vlog on what has been said about him. A seperate thread was set up for people who wished to discuss their vlogs. Also please be careful when new members request info on past discussions. It would be easy to summarise a whole thread in 3 words which can be copied and used to show awful we all are.