The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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Le Baiseur

suthern_lurker said:
Our line dried were always stiff and scratchy/ I wasn’t a fan! How do you only use your dryer twice a month??? That’s baffled me!
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It's just me now. I work from home and I'm mostly a tshirt/shorts/flipflops guy so laundry is minimal.
 
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Lady Avonlea

A Medieval Re-enactment and people in period costume. Where's Sillymar & Tatty???? Sounds like a parrrrrfaaaccct spot to be drumming up customers for her costume business.
 
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Margo Polo

Amaury, of course. He’s young, strong and can build thing so the zombies could not get through. If Nutty comes with him, all she has to do is start screaming and bitch slap them and they will run away.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Slomopupplylove is a lot of work, and based on the elasticized, pull up trousers he wears, apparently difficult to potty train. Better Fanny gets herself a pupyy instead of PhiPhi the plain, torpid, pasty-complexioned, pathetic, prancing porcelain polisher. The dog will also have nicer hair.

 
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Margo Polo

Frenchie0810 said:
I guarantee that Amory put up that chandelier and he came in at the end to finish it off with tightening some screws for the smoke and mirrors .



Now that is truly sickening
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Totally agree. Remember when Philip could not lift the cement stool and along comes Grant and picks it up with no problem… . I can’t imagine Philip caring the chandelier up the ladder, no way could he have done that.
 
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suthern_lurker

Just couldn’t help but say- some of these pics are just begging to be on a tile by @Jules100!!!
You know which ones!!!
***Haven for Humanity at the HMN
Then there will be a “free for all” on who gets whose to be their avatar/profile pic.
Just for fun!!! For a late, late Saturday night when I should be going to bed!!!! I’ll be anxious to see what’s on here tomorrow though!!!
 
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UvulaDonor

I've noticed, from watching loads of home development shows and from having US friends and visiting them, that for Americans and Canadians, it's 'normal' to have a washer and a dryer - whereas, being British born and being a kiwi; it has been more unusual to have a dryer. I certainly never grew up with one, we use clothes lines in the garden, on verandahs/pagolas, garages or inside drying lines. I did once have a dryer but I hardly ever used it, so I sold it. Just as NZders are starting to use dryers as part of everyday clothes washing routines, power cost is going through the roof and it's not good for the environment.
 
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jojonz

If Philip gets a puppy then we know he is there to stay, so far Stephanie does not deny him anything, and he is spending her earnt $$$ quite successfully. For someone as tight as she is you must wonder.

Prehaps Natty and Amoury went to London as they weren't going to serve table yet again while Philp plays lord of the manor.

Philp to me is becoming more and more like benjamin button regressing back to childhood.
I want a puppy
 
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graciemckitten

If Phi Phi stays at the Dump much longer, a real life murder mystery book could be written…so many suspects with a grudge towards the porcelain fondler……...was it Ñutty in the library with a candlestick from the murano chandelier?

Did Marie prepare a meal with heavy cream and multiple dairy items that finished the lactose intolerant Snorts off? Were tire tracks found on the body…was it from the digger, the Mercedes, Dan’s green van, or a wheelbarrow(Kirsty uses one in the garden)?

Did Phi Phi fall in the moat and drown, and why was Larkin seen frantically running away from the moat area with a video game dvd in his hand minutes before Snorts was found (Was there an argument over gaming?) Was he poisoned by the nail polish that breathes (was that claim a lie?) The possibilities are endless.
 
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BigGreenMeany

After following Fanny's vlog since episode ~50 i unsubscribed today. I think there has been a shift in the video ever since they started dating each other at the asylum. It does not seem genuine and they do nothing. If A watering the plants is the vlog highlight - something is wrong. Building of a pergola takes forever and is as interesting as watching paint dry... the chapel reno, grand salon, heating, all is just words.

As for the characters around the chateau. The "doing it by himself" aka cokehead -Pethrick well he was annoying from day one - the funnest things has been his demise.

Dan the teeth gardner - great example of a guy who starts to believe in the bullshit. Now that Fanny is shutting him out ( if he ever finishes the bloody pergola) i hope he finds himself and goes back to his genuine self and not a middle aged influencer.

Selmar - i think one of the few genuine person in the vlogs. Used by Fanny and Mummy till there was nothing left of him. Now he is abused by Tat - who will likely be the death of him.

Also one thing that annoyed the F*** out of me were the presents. The amounts of junk they are sent. Who the fuck is so naive - and thinks that most of it is not hauled to Emmaus weekly by one of mignons. Some pieces are referred to every now and then but most is never ever seen again. But also cannot blame them since most of the tat they are sent is fugly. And the charity donations - well i would like to see books please what is incoming from YT and what is going out.

But all that is now in the past since I konmaried them out of my life now.
 
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graciemckitten

Fanny would have to compete with a puppy for Snort’s attention and the entitled orphan NoGooder Princess would not stand for less than 100% of PhiPhi’s time. Snorts does not realize it, but he has become Fanny’s pet and is presumably potty trained. Spooky!
 
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noisette

@Jules 100
Thank you so much! I feel honoured to have joined the Tattle Tartlets.

Oh cum cum that guy isn’t peeing!
 
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NotAChatelaine

Paging Monsieur Benoit to create a bespoke design for Chateau Jules.

The Fleurie's laundry isn't quite what you're after but nothing fazes the wonderful Benoit (one of the very few people featured in any of the chateauverse vlogs I should like to know: I am a fully paid up member of his fan club!).

 
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Ginginger

My goooodness, I can’t keep up. My tartlet style is to read it all, so obviously beeeehind. I appreciate everyone’s everything; this is an international discussion with weedy roots.
@Jules100 you are a jewel; your tiles are priceless and mark a time for us all.
Happy and peaceful wishes to you all.

Also- Slava Ukraini.
 
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JackSpratt

Chateau Bourneau is 40min from me. Medieval Fetes are quite the thing in this region and have been for many years.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Potty loves a good murder mystery dinner. The options for murder plots are endless at the shiteau!
 
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo

@Jules100 Crate of Miller lite on it’s way as I speak. Love it you talented lady, the tears are just running down my cheeks. I just can’t stop crying.

Now for questions @Clara Burnett Did any idiot take up the offer on the clapped out Jag and has Annalise coloured Stuart’s hair?
 
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