The Chateau Diaries #156 Believe your 👀, not SJ’s lies. The Chateau is filthy, gross and full of idiots!

[graciemckitten]

I’m convinced it’s all an act. Very few things are as they seem. Believe me Stephanie doesn’t do anything she doesn’t want to do. For some reason she gets off on her followers coming to her rescue. She making sure she’s still has some faithful cult members.

I agree. Fanny manipulates the narrative constantly to support her “ poor little orphan, damsel in distress, ditzy little girl” routine so people rescue her by sending her money, gifts, watching her videos, defending her with gushing comments, and overlooking her obvious lying, misuse of funding, extravagant spending and personal indulgences, poor treatment of others, and inherent entitlement and laziness.

There should be a drinking game for each time Fanny brings up “Daddy” or his porno paintings or refers to gifts he purchased for her. Whenever she has screwed up big time, she faithfully trots out the Daddy comments to manipulate viewers. And then she has Amaury wax poetic about their “close” family ties.

 

[M&MsMom]

Really?
Whose bright idea was it to have the gift grab in that room that the paneling is going into?
Does she think that SHOWING the disarray in the room that is "next" on the list for being renovated - which we've seen a couple of times before - is the same as "renovating"? Does she think this will quell people's questions and concerns about the fact that there is absolutely NO renovation going on for $33K a month? Who is dumber? Her or the patrons?

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

They are going to sell the crap at one price but log it into their books at half that amount to make up the Patreon deficit on the books. It’s actually a pretty solid adolescent scheme. And completely transparent. Idiots.

Most people especially traveling pay with credit cards which all of that is traceable to the business.. the whole shop thing is just a farce.... I am still in awe of how ditzy she comes off like she is 12 going on 8 .

 

[lolander]

I loved sabina, but I always got the vibe that Dan had a thing for her, she was such a pretty woman, I hope she didn’t lower her standards for Dan the man.

I liked her too. She has a good head on her shoulders, sense of self worth, a future. In Lielande her kind get thrown under the bus first.

I also feel a bit sorry for Maria (the Russian girl?) who tries to win Steph over by being mummy's little helper, the sensible one, "Look Steph, I'm scrubbing and cleaning after your mess, cooking for everybody, being your most helpful servant. Please see me and love me!" Sorry girl, you'll be just another Kim Raab in twenty years. Face the music and get a life where you'll be appreciated.

 

[pasta_aldente]

I think NYC has seen SJ with many but I suspect Oliver is/was her fav

 

[Sasha Groves]

Was the last time we saw Sabina at the Easter Egg hunt? She pointed to some eggs for Dan’s boys to find. I think SJ said she’d gone to stay at another Chateau close by. One minute she was centre stage, a fag in the woodshed later and she was moved on.

 

[graciemckitten]

How about for a thread suggestion, "Fanny is the Village Bike...Snorty is the Village Idiot"

I think Fanny has more mileage on her than a Tour de France bike.

 

[elizabethrex]

to be honest it would do her some good - her rack collapsed a few weeks ago under the sheer weight. Think its time to let some go- it may even be thrusdays video since nothing seems to be happening besides the illegal squirrel shop of horrors

Her rack collapsed years ago

 

[sideways]

Annoying? Definitely. Flying? Who gives a f**k. But I totally get what you mean and you haven't heard me say it.

I sometimes feel like I'm watching a bomb ready to explode. The thing about youtube is it's not like a regular TV Channel.
On youtube, you have instant reactions via comments. They may delete a comment but the qustions are still there.. The aggravation is still there.
After a while (and not long) people who begin to have a million questions start searching the internet. They find themselves here, where we are able to tell the truth and share it. thank you, Clara, for sharing what you have. You have been a Major insight to what we are wathing and whats the truth

 

[Fennelbug]

Most people especially traveling pay with credit cards which all of that is traceable to the business.. the whole shop thing is just a farce.... I am still in awe of how ditzy she comes off like she is 12 going on 8 .

I agree on all points! However, it is wishful thinking that A) The Squirrel Shoppe will be a legit biz. B) Merchandise will be tracked C) Any monies generated would be placed in a separate Squirrel Shoppe account - they are scrambling to replace what they ‘borrowed’ from the Patreons .

 

[graciemckitten]

I think the video of Snorts in the boy band video should be added to the Wiki. I don’t know how to add to the Wiki but if someone could tell me how, I will add it. The video is priceless family entertainment, almost as good as the classic photo of Ñutty in the baby carriage. I wonder if any of Snorts former boy band members still speak with him.

 

[Patriciarella]

Yes I read it last year and saw scarily similar characters and situations to Lalande. SJ jad mentioned it which is how i heard about it, and given her autistic lack of imagination (I’m autistic and see many traits in her), if she read this in her formative years she could well be unconsciously using it as a blueprint for life.


Oh is it going to be an online shop? I thought it was just for BnB guests to browse while staying there. I can never imagine them being organised enough to sell online!


That’s a bit unfair, Philip CAN do his own hair, he’s getting really good at spraying the brown dye on the top of his head


Which one is sabina again? I cant picture her

The one who eats cat food. Real step down from Annaliese.

 

[KiKiGee]

Dana is wearing Fannys bedroom wallpaper. Who wore it best;
Dana,
Fanny,
Or the damp mouldy wall?!

The damp moldy room, with the sad wallpaper situation, for the win.

Christmas 2020/Easter 2022, The wallpaper situation, (on the right), has not been fixed.

 

[elizabethrex]

…. Just had a thought, Ruthy Writers next book could be a corker. May be we could give her a hand thinking of its title? I’m sure she lurks here.

She has a life! She wouldnt waste her time

Most people especially traveling pay with credit cards which all of that is traceable to the business.. the whole shop thing is just a farce.... I am still in awe of how ditzy she comes off like she is 12 going on 8 .

Autism with ADHD makes perfect sense

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

It must be Dan with Dana...btw i didnt know kurkuma was so strong...i always find it very soft or even tasteless..maybe they use a different kind in israel..the dish doesnt seem so appitising to me...cooking olives three times....yes i am sure they melt in your mouth.. well i think Dana is trying to make money from Yt..also is Dan...i see some patron....Fanny for sure convinced them it would work...another failure gone from her heap...

 

[Imperious Me]

Really?
Whose bright idea was it to have the gift grab in that room that the paneling is going into?
Does she think that SHOWING the disarray in the room that is "next" on the list for being renovated - which we've seen a couple of times before - is the same as "renovating"? Does she think this will quell people's questions and concerns about the fact that there is absolutely NO renovation going on for $33K a month? Who is dumber? Her or the patrons?

What's he been doing all this time?

 

[elizabethrex]

I think NYC has seen SJ with many but I suspect Oliver is/was her fav

Another gay man playing straight

 

[Imperious Me]

It must be Dan with Dana...btw i didnt know kurkuma was so strong...i always find it very soft or even tasteless..maybe they use a different kind in israel..the dish doesnt seem so appitising to me...cooking olives three times....yes i am sure they melt in your mouth.. well i think Dana is trying to make money from Yt..also is Dan...i see some patron....Fanny for sure convinced them it would work...another failure gone from her heap...

I can't see why you'd want to eat mushy olives either..

 

[billybudd]

I liked her too. She has a good head on her shoulders, sense of self worth, a future. In Lielande her kind get thrown under the bus first.

I also feel a bit sorry for Maria (the Russian girl?) who tries to win Steph over by being mummy's little helper, the sensible one, "Look Steph, I'm scrubbing and cleaning after your mess, cooking for everybody, being your most helpful servant. Please see me and love me!" Sorry girl, you'll be just another Kim Raab in twenty years. Face the music and get a life where you'll be appreciated.

Mentioned I spent years in AlAnon. It's the badass co-dependency movement, or, more precisely, the co-dependency movement is for people who can't hack AlAnon. Two family members are abject, low-bottom AlAnons, raised by their mother to be so. You'd think one monster would be enough in their lives, but no. She's been dead for 20 years, and they have not one but four active/untreated drug addicts/alcoholics in their lives whose main emotional/logistical/and sometimes financial support they are.
Fanny is surrounded by people like that. Starting with Potts and Larkin. Maria and others are hooked on the idea that she needs help, and they have the power to give it.
The power to help starts by saying no. No, I won't do that. No, I won't see you. No, you can't have the car/money/sex/jail bond/children/job/prescription drugs. Cooked food, washed dishes. Nope.

 

[graciemckitten]

I think she’s keeping him to spite us now lol

I think he has so much dirt on her personally, knows her Patreon, youtube, and other screwups intimately, and has been an active participant in her grifting for so long now, she can’t get rid of him without carefully making sure he cannot financially harm her or her grifting schemes. She also would need to have a replacement concubine ready to take his place and get her tit in order because once the Porcelain fondler has been booted from the Shittoo, viewer focus will directly on Fanny and all her screwups, lies, and financial misdoings. And with the profoundly irritating obnoxious Snorts gone, Fannys bad attributes become the center of attention.