The Chateau Diaries #156 Believe your 👀, not SJ’s lies. The Chateau is filthy, gross and full of idiots!

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Tierney
8 minutes ago
I hear that you have announced the dates for the Patron open days in September. Are you going to invite people like me: a previous long term high tier Patron who was promised an open day, but due to the pandemic it could not take place, so I missed out? Just wondering.
Sorry to break it to you Tierney but...............don't hold your breath you serve no purpose now just be pleased in the knowledge your bank balance is now better off.
 
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Well, like I said, he does not need to go back to something he never left behind. I know their ongoing relationship, pretending to just be friends in public, is a weird concept to grasp (which is why I stopped trying to long ago) but this is how Potty and his charlataine roll and always have been rolling. Ask Mason, the sungazer. When he was brought into the mix as her new boyfriend years ago, it was done under the prerequisite that he accepted Potty and his role at her shittoo. He had a hard time with that for sure, even being a weirdo himself.
The resemblance of Potts and Larkin to each other and to Daddy has not escaped me.
 
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I'm with you Abuela my heart started racing!
Quite the revelation! Suprisingly wood burners heats up a room quickly and they are safe compromise for open fires. Keep putting a log on it during the day and it's toasty warm!
All you need is enough Volunteer Cinderellas to schlepp the wood, clean the grates, light, feed and stoke the fires, clean out and discard the ashes!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
 
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Good gawd!!! WTF? Can anyone really imagine choosing to share their bed with him? I guess there is someone for everyone but, come on.
I honestly don't believe they are sharing a bed. When Fanny says that Snorty is staying up late to edit the vlog, I believe it's code for Snorty is retiring to his room for the night. It would be just like Fanny to have a Royal Marriage with separate bedrooms.

The Chateau Diaries
4 hours ago
We’ve been sending boxes and boxes to charity every week during this epic clearing session. We’re just keeping a small selection of our favorite things for the shop View attachment 1373258

There you have it folks. No good looking for that prized possession that you so generously gifted to those shysters as it has already been got rid of. Either to the charity shop or as previously mentioned to the local tip. Of course anything of value has been secreted away Skankypants would never give away her lifeline to a hedonistic future.
It seems all you need to do it quote the bible and Fanny comes clean and confesses the truth.
 
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Got strong vibes that Snorty wished he was in the wedding party & running off with them together on their honeymoon & back to Brazil. Sitting beside the happy couple at dinner Snorty looked more in his natural habitat than when he's sitting beside his mummy Stephanme.
Snorts pony tail swishing looks like Basil Brush!
 
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From yesterday's, 6/26/22, CD's live chat...

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Jason Dubey test chat. I'm on my cell phone today. no internet connection

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(Angela Pa's comment is from Thursday's, 6/23/22 live chat)
Angela Pa Some patrons have not received their cards … just saying
(Of course Taylor H. follows up on Sunday's live chat.)
Taylor H. You guys are on a warpath to clear out La Lande! Stephanie, I msut say I got a lovely Post Card from you recently, thank you for taking time to write to your supporter

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Christine VR Did we ever hear if the chickens used the musical instrument toys that were put up for their entertainment?
Stella Marie Poetry and Green Arts not that i heard we don't get little animals shorts from Philip anymore @Christine VR
Helen Stella The chickens could form a band .. & call it “Foul Play”
siamgirl31 My father in law has a band called “Autumn Poultry” because they aren’t spring chickens anymore.
Christine VR Siamgirl31 - Autumn Fowl -so funny! Philip is going to enjoy these puns in the replay

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Jason Dubey hello!!!
Jason Dubey it's going to be hard to chat today because internet is down in the gallery and I'm on cell phone
Jason Dubey what happened to the china pantry?
Jenny Willow @Jason Dubey I think it's on Amaury's job list after the grand salon so it will be a while yet.
Christine VR Jason Dubrey - I think they are taking stock and doing a clear out - BEFORE they start work on the China pantry.
Jason Dubey of course, someone comes into the gallery just when this starts, or when I put a bite of food in my mouth!! never fails
Jason Dubey I cant respond directly fast enough guys on the cell phone, but I swing your messages.
Jenny Willow @Jason Dubey Some people have no sense of priorities

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Tina Carrol Hit The Like Button

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Percy Attfield Hello from Centurion, yes its us two again!
Jenny Willow @Percy Attfield Here's hoping your visa appointment goes well.
Percy Attfield @Jenny Willow have my UK visa now waiting for France.
ashley any new when your mother and Percy are going to be to the Chateau?
The Chateau Diaries @Ashley I’m hoping by the end of July
Percy Attfield @Ashley hopefully in time for Stephanie's birthday.

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Patrick Journey to the Chateau Hi everyone. Hope all are well
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @isabelle Jarvis So good to see you. Hope all is well with you two. Hugs
Percy Attfield @Patrick Journey to the Chateau I hope you enjoyed it.
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Percy Attfield the most care free time of my life and the most wonderful people. Thank you. You two always make me remember and I love that.
The Chateau Diaries @Patrick Journey to the Chateau It’s so hard! But it feels good afterwards. How are you settling in?
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @the Chateau Diaries It is hard to let go. Before we moved to Chateauneuf su Cher, we had to separate ourselves from a lot of china....... I feel your pain
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @the Chateau Diaries We are looking forward to meeting you very much. It's only 50 minutes to Lalande. You have been the one who kept our dream alive during Covid. Can't thank you enough

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Jason Dubey I have been twice to Lalande and know how many projects are going, and to me it appears they are all working full time and making progress...
Jason Dubey is there an easy way to respond without the @ ??
Cathy Miller @Jason Dubey I've never been able to figure out how to do that on my phone.
Jason Dubey my live chat seems to have stopped

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Lisa Kilmer The hot water bottle is funny -- jackets also work.

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Gerald Grady Good evening lovely Lalanders
The Chateau Diaries Hello from Lalande everyone!
The Chateau Diaries @Gerald Grady Hello darling Gerald!
Gerald Grady Good evening princess

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Lisa Kilmer @the Chateau Diaries I would welcome a vlog about how the heating was being figured out.
Jenny Willow @the chateau diaries At last you are giving in to the charms of a log burner. You won't regret it.
Jason Dubey yes you need wood burning stoves throught. we have five at Aria, plus other systems
Jenny Willow @the Chateau Diaries Looking forward to an update on the heating, provided you don't collapse when you get the quote!
The Chateau Diaries @Jenny Willow I’ve been given a vague ball park figure and I haven’t recovered yet…

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Seth Waters @the Chateau Diaries you should find all of the china and glasses that have specific drinks they are made for and do a whole video on trying to make those drinks/cocktails
The Chateau Diaries @Seth Waters i love that idea!

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Thelma Nijman @jetje goes dutch hi hi hi.. Are u going to the Open days of Patreon?
jetje goes dutch @thelma Nijman no i am not.. you are?? xxx
Thelma Nijman @jetje goes dutch yes I already booked on the 8th of September. so excited to see them again
jetje goes dutch @thelma Nijman have soooo much fun sweetie xxx
Thelma Nijman oh I thought I'm going to see you and the others @jetje goes dutch
jetje goes dutch @thelma Nijman i am not a patron sweetie xxxx
Thelma Nijman @Chateau Diaries can't wait to see the Château shops. Wilfred already looking at me

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Sweet Baby J What are shop hours
Sweet Baby J Will new shop be open for patron days?
The Chateau Diaries @Sweet Baby J Yes, it should be
Phrynee Do you have a Chateau shop? Where you sell such things as the china?
The Chateau Diaries @Phrynee We’re in the process of making it
Sweet Baby J Will the shop have boutique pricing or be more like thrift store pricing?
The Chateau Diaries @Sweet Baby J Hopefully somewhere between the two!
Claus Navarr O Are you going to sell in line???
The Chateau Diaries @Claus Navarr O Not yet, but we’re hoping to put everything online eventuall
Jason Dubey I dont know if online is worth the effort
Jason Dubey yes, but the porcelain? so hard to ship
Cathy Miller @Jason Dubey AGreed. Posting online, answering inquiries and shipping is a lot of work. Packing china is no joke either.
Metronoma1 Hi Stephanie are you going to seel you fathers art in the shop aswell? maybe as posters and postcard and so on?
The Chateau Diaries @Metronama1 I definitely will

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Phil N @the Chateau Diaries Stephanie - did you get any offers on the jag?

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Chantal Nash [message deleted]
Chantal Nash who is the boss Stephanie, you or your nail varnish wearing Philip? The magic is gone when you go down to sell charity shop rubbish. Whose idea was this anyway.
Cathy Miller @Chantal Nash No need to be rude.
Andrea Cauteruccio @Chantal Nash chill out

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Jason Dubey you can get rid of all the one off coffee mugs.
Jason Dubey I would try to get rid of anything that is not machine washable, but i know that's not entirely possible
The Chateau Diaries @Jason Dubey With Philip here, that’s definitely impossible!
Jason Dubey no Stephanie, you're not a porcelain hoarder, you're not!!!...lol

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Gerald Grady Night night lovely Lalanders
Isabelle Jarvis Goodnight everyone thank you for being here
Percy Attfield Goodnight, hope to see you all tomorrow evening!
The Chateau Diaries Goodnight lovely people, thank you for watching with us
Jason Dubey thanks guys! see you later

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Dru A don't forget to like the video

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Ray Scott still 6 months of catchup yet so will have to leave this. x
Sometimes I think Jason Dubious is one of us taking the piss.... Fanny worked really hard to make like she loves everything and 'can pass on' the excess... there's our Dubious.. "get rid of ..." calling it as it is...

Dana has a video short in Negev, Israel. Dan's been quiet. Although he could be adjusting the choppers in Turkey.
He might have the kids, Annalise posted from a hotel room... she has a friend visiting...
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Did Patrick and Stuart from 'Journey to the Chateau' ever stay at lie Lande? If so, which vlog please? I'm having trouble picturing them there.
No, they have not.
👇This is worth reposting. Philip Janssen had no idea who was who.

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This 👆 is Patrick.

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This 👆 is Terry.

Philip Janssen had no idea who Patrick was in December. 🤪
12/24/21 live chat...

Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Hi. Editing vlogs is so much work. I only realized it when Stuart started our vlog. I feel for Steph!
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau Yes, to put it into perspective: editing Cadeaux takes me 8-ish hours 034 video
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Isn't it astounding how much work it is? Without our channel, I'd never have known. You and Steph are doing such a wonderful job. Helped us not to give up on our chateau search.
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau That’s really kind! Did Steph mention that your chair is her new desk chair? She loves it!
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Ohhh sorry That Escape to the chateau. We started searching two years ago but are in the USA. My bad
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau Oh sorry, my bad! I’m getting them mixed-up
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen 😂
 
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I don’t understand why they are doing this stupid shop. Nobody has any follow through at the chateau, sounds like work and it’s really small potatoes whilst one is raking in well over $33,000 a month.
-content?
-some sort of money laundering?
-just another dumb idea?
-a distraction from the missing financials?
I think is a distraction to keep Snorty busy and out of Fanny's hair.
 
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If I was there in that store, I’d have to criticize everything I picked up and remark about how crappy it is. Haggle about the price…And watch the look on their face. I just couldn’t help myself! 😆
No I’d down another route completely. When he started on how much he loved it I would then start to make him feel as if he couldn’t live without it so he started taking things off Sale again. 😂😂😂.
 
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I don’t think they’ve realized as shop owners they’ll have to mingle with the riff raff…
No they won't - Cuz has a few spare hours each day to man the 'Squirrel Shop of Horrors', between watering the gardens, taking care of the animals, fixing the heating, being a flower boy at weddings, moving furniture, building wardrobes, waitering at dinners and his real job of carpentry.

No, they have not.
👇This is worth reposting. Philip Janssen had no idea who was who.

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This 👆 is Patrick.

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This 👆 is Terry.

Philip Janssen had no idea who Patrick was in December. 🤪
12/24/21 live chat...

Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Hi. Editing vlogs is so much work. I only realized it when Stuart started our vlog. I feel for Steph!
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau Yes, to put it into perspective: editing Cadeaux takes me 8-ish hours 034 video
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Isn't it astounding how much work it is? Without our channel, I'd never have known. You and Steph are doing such a wonderful job. Helped us not to give up on our chateau search.
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau That’s really kind! Did Steph mention that your chair is her new desk chair? She loves it!
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen Ohhh sorry That Escape to the chateau. We started searching two years ago but are in the USA. My bad
Philip Janssen @Patrick Journey to the Chateau Oh sorry, my bad! I’m getting them mixed-up
Patrick Journey to the Chateau @Philip Janssen 😂
Snorty is such an idiot!

SJ selling a gift from her Aunt but had room for Snorty’s crap? Get rid of the kid that sucks all the fun out and start dating handsome men who can afford to buy you lunch. Snorty ruins everything, even SJ.
Snorty squeezed Marie and Selmar out. He's actively working on squeezing Mummy out (telling Mummy she can take whatever dishes she wants back to her own home) and Tante & Oncle aren't far behind (getting rid of Tante's gifts).

Gawd, I do hope Mummy & Percey return this summer just to watch the dynamics. Snorty wants to be 'King of the Chateau' and the sooner there is an intervention and his smug face is kicked off the pedestal the better!
 
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I honestly don't believe they are sharing a bed. When Fanny says that Snorty is staying up late to edit the vlog, I believe it's code for Snorty is retiring to his room for the night. It would be just like Fanny to have a Royal Marriage with separate bedrooms.


It seems all you need to do it quote the bible and Fanny comes clean and confesses the truth.
I could have told you fanny was holy, from all acounts her holes have been quite busy.

@Beachgirl oh that sounds lovely, I love a guy in a sailors uniform haha
 
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