The way to get rid of Snorts is to love bomb the vlog comments, along the likes of...
More Philip please!
The Chateau Diaries is nothing without Philip!
Philip is sooooo cute!
Philip is the only reason I watch these days.
He has such good taste!
Philip is the best thing to ever happen to the Chateau Diaries.
Stephanie would be so lost with Philip running la Lande.
He should buy his own chateau.
He's so much more talented than anyone at la Lande!
Philip deserves better!
Philip is my kinda guy!
He's so stylish, he dresses better than Stephanie!
Team Philip all the way!
Would love to see more of Philip please!
Philip should host more vlogs!
Philip should host the guest dinners!
Philip's so sweet! The sweetest person at la Lande ever!
Less Stephanie! More Philip please!
Philip! Philip! Philip!
And keep on love bombing! On and on, giving multiple thumbs up to any comment that praises Snorts, comment positively and effusively on any compliment given to Philip and post in support of Philip, to the detriment of Fanny. Under such a barrage, and after Fanny reads it all, he'd be gone in a week.