The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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My in-laws used to go to Mexico for their dental work. They said it was a better deal. We live in Florida, Mexico’s a lot closer than Turkey. But, there always seemed to be a problem. Then they’d have to go see a local dentist to get whatever it was fixed. Never made much sense to me, but whatevs.
 
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This is what Lalande does to people, it sucks out their youth and their soul.
Leave that dump Amaury before you start looking as old as your dad!


With his new smile, Dan reminds me of the Chesire Cat! Personally, I'm glad he had a teeth job done.
But I'm afraid that now he can be even more full of himself!

 
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Congrats to SJ for successfully hosting the first of this year's Lalande Menopausal Ladies Convention (LMLC)!

Everyone seemed very thirsty...


Yup! Anyone who thinks this is "the best sight" is definitely desperately thirsty.
 
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Yes, I agree…his teeth look great. But you’re absolutely right. It just comes across to me as misguided priorities.
Yes, I agree…his teeth look great. But you’re absolutely right. It just comes across to me as misguided priorities.
It appears that the majority of money Dan has made from YouTube has been spent on endless expenditures that benefit solely himself, e.g. Venetian vacation, tattoo, “studio” at home, cameras, drones, sunglasses, etc. rather than benefit his family, e.g.m repair the family home, repair the unsafe van or replace it, etc.
 
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Not Phyllis defending (perish the thought) BUT the likes of Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes wear what might be considered ladies tops and necklaces , oh and nail polish too ! Sexual ambiguity perhaps ?
 
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Posted to Marie Wiik's IG stories, 30mins ago...

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At least it wasn’t implants- it’s a very long process- from what I hear- and not always certain that the steel post “take” when implanted. It just sounds painful to me! I’d much rather go for a crown or root canal given the choice. And I do have a molar needing attention/ Hoping they can fix it without saying implant is needed. So no ones perfect! lol!!!
 
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The good news being, if she's buying him out, she hasn't been pissing her employers' (Patreons, viewers) money away.
I'm not sure I'd be making myself solely liable (less Potts) for Lalande's future based on ephemera like Patreon and YT. I'd first use all the restoration monies to build out gites -- a scam which Jarvis seems only half-heartedly to pursue -- a swimming pool, professional hospitality management, bag the b and b, and rent each gite out at €2300 a week to sustain the place.
But I think Jarvis' priority is channel 4. And professional TV presenting.
I think her track record for not attracting a single sponsor, for being channel 4's comic relief fuck up, for being channel 4's lying cougar, severely limits the interest of mainstream video media.
 
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Not Phyllis defending (perish the thought) BUT the likes of Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes wear what might be considered ladies tops and necklaces , oh and nail polish too ! Sexual ambiguity perhaps ?
There’s a big difference, though…Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes can wear whatever they want, including lace, and they’ll still be Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes. Snorts can wear lace and he’ll still be…a squirrel!
 
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Note that in the video Fanny once again exploits Cuz as bait for her older guests/ Patrons. I can’t believe she didn’t demand he serve the meal shirtless and perform a complimentary lap dance for the Patron who gives Fanny the most expensive gift. Cuz is fast getting fed up with the forced role of being the Shittoo concubine to older women guests to benefit the Shittelaine and up her YouTube views.

Also note that she cannot do so with Phi Phi. No enthusiasm from the ladies over Snorts. Nada. Nothing.
 
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Dan got that deal the same way Fanny always gets upgrades. By paying for them!
 
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I just hate the idea of filing down healthy teeth so you can stick a fake one on top - doesn't seem right, but them my teeth are okay.
 
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I’m kind of a bit disappointed Dan bowed to pressure on social media to get his teeth done
i thought the whole point of moveing to the country is to get away from this sillyness, i guess his views count for more, then saveing some money.
 
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I was was teased and bullied growing up about how I looked, so much so that I ended up terribly shy, unconfident, and embarrassed. It kept me from doing so many things a kid should enjoy doing and made most of school a living hell. When I was 30 I finally did something about it and I'm so thankful. I think Dan looks great and I'm really happy for him. It's a good feeling to be able to smile with confidence. He says his old teeth and comments about them didn't bother him, but deep down I'm sure it must have hurt; so good on him!

Yuck on that vlog though! I had to FFWD to the reveal!
And did anyone notice how the kids seemed indifferent to his departure? Annalise was the only one waving goodbye.

BTW, who's the Tattler who first called it on Dan being in Turkey for teeth? Great job!
 
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I am certain that he feels better about himself- that’s a good thing! Bad teeth can really affect your self esteem
Indeed, can't help but think that he's been reading about how his teeth have been perceived by Tattlers & DaphneReloaded's comments too. Coupled with seeing his mug when he edits his vlogs I'm guessing he's seen a need to have something done. What irks me is that he says this old drivel. He got in touch with them and touted for it to be done on the cheap quite clearly.
He might have got the work done on the cheap but he'll have had to pay for his flights & hotel. Bit selfish if as he says his teeth didn't bother him that much. He could've taken the kids on holiday instead and had some real laughs with them.
 
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It annoys me that SJ has her flesh and blood, Amaury, waiting on guests, after he's no doubt already done a hard day's work, whilst that lazy Dutch cuckoo gets to lord it at the dinner table. Maybe they take it in turns, I don't know, but it seems wrong to me.
 
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There is Nothing but praise for the shittoo inhabitants who as a surprise drove 3 hours to bring her back to be with them. My Goodness we are wrong Fanny is a saint.
I wonder who actually drove to get her as according to Clara Squirrel can’t stand her so highly unlikely he would want to be in a car for 3 hours with her.
Got to hope we are all wrong and this will not be the final undoing for FRK
 
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