The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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Jason Doyouhearme (because I never stop talking)

Just from the opening frame, you know Fanny's going to be manic this patron vlog.
If that's the type of video you get as a patron... you are getting cheated big time. Same content as the normal vlogs.
 
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@Clara Burnett has previously stated he didn't like her... he was sent to collect her, probably to share the driving with Nutti. SJ maybe making sure Marie is on the same page when considering writing a book.. non disclosure.
He is a minion, he has no opinion. He is a mirror. He studied SJ before he arrived. Rather creepy don’t you think?

Lapdogs tend to jump when their owners whistle...servants usually follow their mistress' orders...those who know which side their bread is buttered usually don't bite the hand that butters that bread...
MINION WITH NO OPINION
 

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Actually creating content for youtube, insta, tiktok is a real job now a days. Fanny started off nicely, then the money got to her head and she broke promisses and more promisses. Left for holidays while her dump is crumbling etc etc
What the heck would she do if the patrons stopped paying for her garbage vlogs?
 
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My mum and dad were alcoholics when I was wee. My siblings and I were mentally and physically abused until they decided to clean their act up (years later)
They both remarried and my dad had gone on to foster kids and is now tea total. I’m 43 now, but when I see what he does for those kids, I get really upset and go back to feeling like a child again. I used to fantasise about having clean sheets and being tucked in at night.
It’s definitely something I need help with and it looks like Maria does too.
 
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If that's the type of video you get as a patron... you are getting cheated big time. Same content as the normal vlogs.
So true. I was a patron for 5 or so months and I didn't think the patreon content was anything special or extra enough to keep paying for. I got bored of it, it was too much of the same, and that's why I stopped being a patron. I found Tattle about 6-9 months later, so she can never blame Tartlets for my leaving! I'm sure I'm not alone.
 
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Adding big pots to the circus she's already got going on there? My word...




She knows everyone's sick of him in all the shots.. she kept him out of most of this..
Zero shots are the best- remember when she tried him out as co-host over Advent? Good times.
 
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What the heck would she do if the patrons stopped paying for her garbage vlogs?
Sleeping in til noon, having a bath, eating some nibbles for breakfast/lunch, watering the tree for exactly 10 min in her robe, forgetting about the other three trees, going to brocante buying some dishes, getting ready for dinner with a cocktail on the terrace

@Lady Avonlea, thank you for posting the Patreon video here.
A couple take aways:
-Why don’t they trim the yellow tubes in the courtyard?
-Cuban coffee with guests, 3:00pm and Stephanie is in her bathrobe.
Because she would have to bend over to water the trees
 
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Jason Doyouhearme (because I never stop talking)

Just from the opening frame, you know Fanny's going to be manic this patron vlog.
Thanks for posting, but oh my goodness!
This week's Patreon video is a rehash of rehashes! Scraping the bottom of the content barrel even for her patrons.
 
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The LOVEBUTLER was struggling with a 25 -30 pound statue Why does she feature this? Totally emasculating. Albeit hilarious.
 
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Dental crowns in the US run around $800/$1,000+ per tooth. I don’t know how much dental bridges go for, but they’re not cheap. Dan got a lot of teeth done. $$$£££€€€
I know from experience in the states that would run you about 20K but I have no clue about other countries or what kind of deal that Dan had going. We did all go about how he needed to fix his teeth so I guess we need to be happy that he was able to do so.
 
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Agreed - the woodwork looks fabulous and Fanny wants to 'tart up' Amuary's craftsmanship and expensive wood with gold paint. It's a travesty and if I were Amuary I'd be royally pissed off.
I am sure the panelling expert Snorty greenlighted the revisions.
 
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He is a minion, he has no opinion. He is a mirror. He studied SJ before he arrived. Rather creepy don’t you think?


MINION WITH NO OPINION
Fennelbug! Your photos with captions of Snorts are disturbing and disgusting, well done.
 
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Not making fun of or dissing SJ for her appearance at all, it just blows my mind how one could age so much in two years.
For someone who doesn't do a lot of work, she sure looks really stressed out and knackered.
Shouldn't life, love, and laughter give people a more youthful glow?

 
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