The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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Patriciarella


Dear bubblefriend, I can’t wait for you to visit with table dog again. My mom’s dog was here and messed up some flowers in the new forest garden but Gerry and I fixed it. It was hard to use the shovel with my tiny hands.

I met a new guy, Grant. He is very strong and he challenged me to a rock moving contest. He won and I was emasculated a bit. It was hard to move the rock with my tiny arms.

I am giving the chickens music lessons. Wait until my agent sees that on my resume. Oh, gotta go, SJ wants me to clean up my clothes. My tiny pants and see through shirt need put away.
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

Pyke said:
He could not eat with the guests 'cos his new teeth / gums hurt. He was seen at the kitchen table sipping clear soup through a straw, drinking water so as to not stain his newly acquired pearly whites.
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he better also quit smoking and drinking wine... those teeth cant handle that..
 
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Summerbaby

suthern_lurker said:
Yep, the book!!!
Almost forgot about that!!
She’s surely on page 2 or 3 by now!
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If FRK was in any way clever. Her book would be frictional, yes?
But, as we all know, most authors base their books on some level of their own life experiences - correct?
I have often wondered/asked myself how Stephen King and Margaret Atwood can write such horrific stories but in real life appear so "down to earth/tame/normal/run of the mill next door neighbour" type.
Still puzzles me.
 
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OhIDontKnow...

I like real teeth. Even if they are flawed. I understand fixing horrible teeth. His weren’t that horrible. I looked at his X-rays. I think he was missing teeth because they never grew. He filed off a ton of good normal teeth. If you look at the X-ray there’s a little baby tooth that didn’t erupt in the front. His incisors came in where the other teeth didn’t grow. He has two broken molars that could have been crowned. Now he has a fragile ruined mouth that will take thousands to maintain. Oh and let’s not forget the possibility of infection of the gums or jawbone which can make you terribly sick and even damage your heart.

But I’ve got to hand it to the Tattle detective agency. You geolocated him and deduced his plans, and were dead right!
 

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Le Baiseur

Yup. I highly doubt Harry is wearing fishnets and lace in day-to-day life, only on stage or fashion spreads. PJ should save the lace for the disco.
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

suthern_lurker said:
So now we need to advocate for something else good to happen.
Dan- new teef
Marie- needs companionship

Who’s next???
PhiPhi’s new hair style???
Or “a hair style” at all would be an improvement
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maybe Kirsty and Grant can shear snort also...in between shearing the sheep...all done in a jiffy
 
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KyBourbon

Well…Dan’s left Annalise, lives at La La Lande, got his new teeth…I wonder when he’ll come to this realization?

 
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Marquis de Potpourri

He said it was a collaboration with the Dental Company which put him up "in a five-star hotel that means it's absolutely for free," but he also said, they gave him a "massive discount." So, the company paid for everything--travel and accommodation but still charged him a massively discounted rate for the cap work they did for him.

Sounds suspicious to me.
Dan is capping big time (pun intended)!

 
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OhIDontKnow...

She’s already leaking deets on her insta and has only been there a day. Classic
 
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Le Comte de Monte Cristo

omfg...that flowerroadkiller has lost it completely...stockholmsyndrome..no doubt...and she left her flowerhearse behind..i bet that thing has broken down...no surprise...she didnt even noticed when her tires were flat...let alone the rest...omg....you couldnt make this up...
 
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OhIDontKnow...

Anne Marie is very very serious about suicide. He probably insisted they go get her.
 
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Princess and the Pea

Trengilly said:
I get the feeling she's sold it - a few comments have asked about it and wipes them off the post. She's hiding something and it's not her teets (teeth).
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I think I saw the side of the car in her vlog? This is it isn't it?
Am guessing that if someone went to get her it was entirely because of Tattlers saying about how Fanny uses & abuses people. We see you Fanny. Classic narc 'hoover' technique. Called a hoover because of the likening of how they perceive the person who they are sucking back up as 'dirt'. I feel sorry for Marie that she has fallen for it. The drive to get her, made to look like some mercy mission, is classic drama behaviour. The transporting of her is so that she is only allowed to stay for as long as they choose - that she is under their control.
At least if Marie has company she might be looked after. Unfortunately she has chosen the wrong person if she thinks Fanny (total lack of empathy) Jarvis is the person to give her help.
 
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Iolair

How long before Fanny releases an 'I saved Marie' flog?

It took her all of 10 seconds to post a vlog after Dan announced his split from Analise, and that was just her jumping on the bandwagon to try to prove she's sainted in offering Dan a refugee from his problems.
 
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