The Chateau Diaries #145 SJ settled for PhiPhi the cock whisperer & spoon collector It must be true love!

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i think these women are a good representation about how her patreons look like...
What false teeth, smell of Lavender, wear 100 stars robes, have left long suffering husbands at home with the dog and hang on Stephs every word as gospel. They now have an interest in and collect porcelain (particularly Spode), art, cutlery, champagne, boxes of wine and are on the hunt for a skinny toy boy who thinks he can sing and act.
 
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So now we need to advocate for something else good to happen.
Dan- new teef
Marie- needs companionship

Who’s next???
PhiPhi’s new hair style???
Or “a hair style” at all would be an improvement
How about accountants reveal and tax man visit?
 
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They do take turns. On one of SJ's latest Patreon vlogs, PhiPhi waited on guests in his mustard yellow jacket that made him look like a magician!

 
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New teeth as a confidence builder?

Well, that didn't work for Dan. He got bright, clean, white, sparkling new teeth and he still manages to come across as the same complaining, moaning, hard done by fool he's been since day one of his vlogs.

BTW, which one of our esteemed Tattlers was it who first suggested Dan's absence from Youtube was because he could be out there getting new teeth?

That Tattler deserves roses strewn at their feet, a round of applause, a bottle of bubbly, a case of Miller Lite, and the honour of naming the next thread title!
 
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It seems that when Tattlers speak La Lande jumps eh?
What shall tune shall we get them to dance to next?
Those Boots Are Made For Walking (sic) - Nancy Sinatra
He's Leaving Home (sic)- The Beatles
 
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cant contain myself i must speak so apologies if already stated.

Dans teeth - this is for vanity and getting a new woman, or paid for by a new woman IMHO

Phillips hair - heard your stories re dye, but didnt understand, now with the small pic flying around he paints his head, and stupidly paints it in a straight line, no sense of reality. I would say a bald spot at crown as well hidden by the long hair, beany and paint. If Stephanie truely loves him hair plants please, no red car, hair plants.

Selmars - he looked like he was wearing Steve Mc Queen outfit in the old movie Pappillion, so unattractive (the outfit and Selmar)

Tatiania - bet the hoping for a job editing the tons of footage Ross spoke about as a utube channel. Live off them but no work and keep the same people doing dancing with Selmar.

Now back to page 5
 
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Marie is an emotional gale-force wind that poses a threat to the tangled web of lies SJ has woven.
SJ stepping into Marie's situation is not entirely an act of kindness, but a Machiavellian scheme to keep the volatile florist from potentially ruining her fragile kingdom.

 
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@Ginginger figured out the pics Dan posted were in Turkey, @BubbleWorld suggested teeth first.
 
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If I can't say anything nice.... but f'k me he doesn't think he'll get jumped in that getup does he???
Just so embarrassing wasn't it? All about him too as he obviously persuaded them into doing it as it was his birthday! AND, the music was really far too loud.
I so wish that Selmar would get a proper hair cut for the love of God.
The kids were bored witless within minutes and perhaps only a new couple attended from last time to boot. The pretty girl and the volunteer that looked like a waiter in the last vlog were nowhere to be seen.
Why are those chateau owners indulging Selmar to this extent?
Still think that Ross is rather dishy but Emma's choice of dresses is so extraordinarily strange - where does she get those awful '80s dresses from, thinking the local brocante perhaps? Always seems to be the mistake that most expats make, e.g think SJ/PJ???
She is far too attractive to dress up in those clothes added to which, the clunky shoes too. Imho, she just needs to finally get a decent haircut but I will forgive her as she has obviously been working far too hard at their chateau recently to worry about that, but, after a good cut removing all those wispy ends, she would look so much younger.
 
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Not Phyllis defending (perish the thought) BUT the likes of Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes wear what might be considered ladies tops and necklaces , oh and nail polish too ! Sexual ambiguity perhaps ?
But they're in the world of show biz. Surely Phi Phi doesn't think he is a star because he's a Zzzzz list YouTube channel's cast member?
I mean Harry Styles can carry off the look a lot better than that strange boy! Here's hoping he won't try to mirror Harry's look in this get up
 
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OOOHHH ME, ME, ME

So now we need to advocate for something else good to happen.
Dan- new teef
Marie- needs companionship

Who’s next???
PhiPhi’s new hair style???
Or “a hair style” at all would be an improvement
Isn't Phyllis away for his play again now? Is that why Marie was invited?
 
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The dentist paid for everything.

The cost of the rail travel to Paris? The Uber to the airport? The flight to Turkey? The transfer to the hotel? The cost of the hotel? "Everything" my arse!
Looks like they paid for the hotel food though, scrambled egges and fried tofu which looked even far less appetising than the inside of Dan's bloody mouth. Patrons paid for everything else and because it's Dan, they are never going to get their moneys worth. Those new teeth will be ruined within 6 months thanks to lack of care and maintenance, just like everything else Dan lays his hands on.

I'm just surprised he didn't pull a Steffi and claim a free fake upgrade.
 
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Marie - better at manipulation than Stephaine

She wanted back, played a great game got her own way.

I am not saying she doesn't have mental health issues in my opinion BUT like my bi-polar friend after leaving me with incomplete work to get French doors I didnt even want, why does my bedroom now have beautiful periof french doors to the ensuite???? Manipulation
 
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The Marmara Antalya ()
$110/night

Let's find the hidden beach Dan mentioned in his teef vlog...

 
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Am assuming, much like "dead men's shoes"???
 
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New teeth and gallbladder surgery in Turkey. This is what it looks like. NO THANK YOU.

 
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Why the hell didn’t she drive? She’s got a free begged car at her disposal?
 
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