He's starting to resemble Selmar...How will she survive?
Grifting is the only way Stephanie knows how to make money....unless she turns her beloved Lalande into a nursing home, ala her parents.
If she stops grifting, she has to marry money--a multi-millionaire or billionaire husband--ala Mr. Darcy.
Right now, all she has is an unattractive sugar baby fleecing her.
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The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed
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Stephanie Jarvis has never sung in any real opera production and the only reason she has performed at the workshops she hosted at her HMN is because of the fact that she hosted them and the musicians wanted to be polite. Her singing voice is terrible, her skills are lacking (as in everything, always) and when she opens her mouth it's like a dagger straight into your heart. Seriously, you will want to walk, no run, out as soon as she begins. The only good thing about it is that it never lasts very long as it's just for making an appearance. People then have the "opportunity" to praise her for her efforts and her talent. It has always made me feel nauseous, the whole charade of her pretending to be an opera singer.
It seems to be all part of the facade that is SJ and CD. It makes you doubt yourself because it's presented as all true when much of it is smoke and mirrors. If it were a TV show, we know from the outset it's not real - but because it's a 'vlog' and presented as real, we attempt to believe it - then get confused or suspicious when it doesn't ring true.
I think he is looking at her because he doesn’t understand Gerry’s accent or ‘jokes’
That song's for DAN
I missed a fu weeks: Who is that gorgeous black woman?
Clara does Stephanie realise her voice is not very good while she is lapping up this polite praise? Or does she really think her voice is wonderful?
@Clara Burnett Do you have the inside story on the missing bumper? Who did what?
How will she survive? 
Grifting is the only way Stephanie knows how to make money....unless she turns her beloved Lalande into a nursing home, ala her parents.
If she stops grifting, she has to marry money--a multi-millionaire or billionaire husband--ala Mr. Darcy.
Right now, all she has is an unattractive sugar baby fleecing her.
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And at the stage of life Fanny is at, she would probably have to marry one of Percy’s wealthy millionaire friends that would be 20 + years her senior. Usually younger wealthy men are looking for a trophy wife in their 20s or 30s. ( I know that is a broad overgeneralization and there are exceptions to this). On the bright side, Percy and Isabelle could probably go on the honeymoon with Fanny and her new husband.
Whomever she marries would be wise to get a prenup providing that if Fanny ever sang during the marriage, it would be automatic grounds for a divorce.
Grifting is the only way Stephanie knows how to make money....unless she turns her beloved Lalande into a nursing home, ala her parents.
If she stops grifting, she has to marry money--a multi-millionaire or billionaire husband--ala Mr. Darcy.
Right now, all she has is an unattractive sugar baby fleecing her.
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And at the stage of life Fanny is at, she would probably have to marry one of Percy’s wealthy millionaire friends that would be 20 + years her senior. Usually younger wealthy men are looking for a trophy wife in their 20s or 30s. ( I know that is a broad overgeneralization and there are exceptions to this). On the bright side, Percy and Isabelle could probably go on the honeymoon with Fanny and her new husband.
Whomever she marries would be wise to get a prenup providing that if Fanny ever sang during the marriage, it would be automatic grounds for a divorce.
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Brown dye melts in the heat - he wants to avoid ending up like Rudy Giuliani
What about her infamous travel channel? I recall it was going to be launched in April but haven't seen it mentioned here. Did it not materialise or has it been put on hold?
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Sharon is a hyperactive, nutcase patron who is visiting the shiteau for 2 weeks to celebrate her birthday, but none of her friends could join her for the trip (personally I think Sharon's friends are all in her mind). Sharon also joined Fanny for a recent Grabeaux and it appears she wears a tiara 24/7.
And at the stage of life Fanny is at, she would probably have to marry one of Percy’s wealthy millionaire friends that would be 20 + years her senior. Usually younger wealthy men are looking for a trophy wife in their 20s or 30s. ( I know that is a broad overgeneralization and there are exceptions to this). On the bright side, Percy and Isabelle could probably go on the honeymoon with Fanny and her new husband.How will she survive?
Grifting is the only way Stephanie knows how to make money....unless she turns her beloved Lalande into a nursing home, ala her parents.
If she stops grifting, she has to marry money--a multi-millionaire or billionaire husband--ala Mr. Darcy.
Right now, all she has is an unattractive sugar baby fleecing her.
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Whomever she marries would be wise to get a prenup providing that if Fanny ever sang during the marriage, it would be automatic grounds for a divorce.
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Only fair, since Fanny joined Percy & Isabelle on their honeymoon.
I’m wondering about the marquis apt once the living area is wallpapered and panelled. Once the BnB season finished maybe Amaury and the admin could move in. As a couple surely they would want their own space, kitchen and heater. Thoughts?
I might out myself and say I've got an underlip ring.
Facial piercings are not everybody's cup of tea and that is fair.
I will say from my side of the perspective, the idiom Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover certainly rings true.
So many people tend to dismiss me after seeing me and my piercing, only for me to do better than them - it gets me every time.
I realized that LaLande was reminding me of a Kids in The Hall Skit. Chicken Lady ate the Financials
Natti is wearing a winter sweater to hide the bump!
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This suddenly made me wonder how long would it be before the Patreons had donated enough money to buy La Lande? I think it was value at £750,000 recently so will leave it to you brain boxes to compute the rest. 2 years at a guess roughly?
As Ted Lasso says, 'Don't Judge, Be Curious'!I might out myself and say I've got an underlip ring.
Facial piercings are not everybody's cup of tea and that is fair.
I will say from my side of the perspective, the idiom Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover certainly rings true.
So many people tend to dismiss me after seeing me and my piercing, only for me to do better than them - it gets me every time.
And so back to Dan. If he returns with an ultra-white set of new gnashers whilst still looking like a crackhead, I think I will need a fresh diaper. After the stunt he pulled with the septic tank and his kids, new teeth or not, is still a thoughtless asshole.
In the latest vlog, after whip lady has done her thing, she suggests grabbing Natti with the whip but there was a reason why she couldn't - it appeared that Natti would have to go and change her clothes first and SJ says something dismissive. I was wondering if pregnancy was the reason for not wanting to be grabbed by the whip - but Natti still doesn't look pregnant.Natti is wearing a winter sweater to hide the bump!
I'm so used to people around me having piercings and tattoos that I often don't even notice - however I have two things that I really hate - facial tattoos and that ring through the septum. Don't even know why, but can't stand that septum one.I might out myself and say I've got an underlip ring.
Facial piercings are not everybody's cup of tea and that is fair.
I will say from my side of the perspective, the idiom Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover certainly rings true.
So many people tend to dismiss me after seeing me and my piercing, only for me to do better than them - it gets me every time.
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