It’s not all Philip’s fault. He would like to wash his hair a bit more often, but the chateau does have plumbing problems. No hot water at all and the trickle of running water they do have is diverted to the fountain and the jug/hose garden sprinkler contraption. So Philip tries to make the best of it with dry shampoo spray once a week and his dirty beanie.
The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed
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Oh my word, I'm snorting laughing! What are you doing to me?!
Yup, that's our Nutti, chases men around the world. That's how she ended up in France to begin with, chasing a man.
I find guys who wear hats all the time, (Usually baseball hats here) lose their hair faster...
Well, this is not exact. The colonization of North America was in many ways different from the Roman conquests. The former began with a colonization of the land and went on like that for some time. When the immigrants and colonists didn't find any resistence from the local inhabitants, at first they didn't fight too much, but when they found that the native population could become an obstacle to the political and economic expansion, what they did was to exterminate them. The main reason for this was a different attitude the Europeans had developed towards the newly discovered lands, like the Americas, Australia, NZ etc. but also towards India and Africa. The new attitude, which started with the great discoveries from the XVI cent. onwards was colonialism, which is the conviction that the people of the lands you are invading are culturally and humanly inferior, so you are justified in stealing their land, their riches, their lives.
In the ancient world the modern idea of colonization, with all its consequences, was absent. The Romans were conquerors, it's true and their conquest began in the Italian peninsula, until they got it all, Etruscans and Magna Graecia in the South included, then expanded to the North of Europe, to the East and to the South, North Africa and Egypt, but they were too clever to cancel those cultures, or languages. They just imposed Latin as the official language and their law system, but they let those people free to profess their religion, to keep many of their customs and traditions, to speak their language along with Latin. In fact they incorporated many cultural, linguistic, social and religious aspects of those cultures. A good part of the Roman law system and architecture came from the Etruscans, just as their religion, much of their higher culture came from Greece, later the Roman religion mingled with Eastern and Celtic cults etc. Many of their later emperors were Africans, Germans or from the Balkans. They knew that respecting those conquered cultures to a certain degree was a winning formula for mantaining their power.
All the European Medieval history (as well as the European languages) is the consequence of this mingling of Latin, Greek, Celtic and German cultures.
Which is not what sadly has happened in North America, where those ancient and great cultures were not only physically destroyed and despised, often by people who were very ignorant and uneducated but still today are not respected and honoured as they should be. Same as in Australia and NZ.
#freeAmaury
thread title nomination!Scraping the bottom of the barrel and sopping it up with that tired dress.
But am I the only one to whom that "garden" looks just crap?
Well said!
True. I mentioned the same many threads ago. Most multi-millionaire/billionaire men would indeed go for prettier, younger women. Lots of women in this day and age still go for older, more financially stable guys.
SJ's friend, Tess Hoffman, despite how loaded she is, is still on the lookout for one such man, perhaps around the age range as her ex, Tony Award-winning composer, Adam Guettel, grandson of the famed Richard Rodgers (of Rodgers and Hammerstein).
Poor SJ settled for PhiPhi the Cock whisperer and spoon collector! It must be true love!
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Not quite true if one knows what to look for when buying. My home is filled with charity shop finds and it's not patched or cobbled together mixy match wise, but very carefully curated. We look for pieces that can be restored or refurbished and repurposed. We go for pieces that have a history. My other half has the eye for antiques, loves French polishing, restoration and likes hunting out unique pieces at charity stores, antique stores, brocantes and auctions. Fanny's problem is that the pieces she buys are just plonked down anywhere with no thought to revamping or repair. Can you imagine her actually going out to buy fabrics to reupholster a chair? Can you imagine Fanny doing a course in upholstery to learn upholstering or even sending a piece to a restorer? I can't. If it can't be achieved with grabeaux fabrics, a stapler and a sewing machine, she's not interested.Of course nothing matches when you're patching together a home from charity shops!
I LOVE her starting with the weather forcast!!!
That's her mother-of-the-bridegroom on a cruise outfit.
GENIOUS! As always
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I am waiting for your erudite commentary on SJ's latest (most boring) vlog. Pour yourself a mason jar of Miller Lite and start filming!
Please....before Shabbat begins!
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Great Julie!
Loved it!A show about nothing!
That’s for sure!!!
And when will you drink it up and put a flower in the mason jar?
Folks, lets just sit down and think about this. Fannys Dandy aka the Pis Boy, we have been told that he is the video editor, a design consultant not unlike Frank Lloyd Wright and a horticultural genius. What a load of shite, he does not have a single brain cell in his skull. We have witnessed and had a good hoot at his lack of general knowledge, remember 'The Renaissance', his ignorance with regard to wine etc etc. In a nutshell, he serves absolutely no purpose and I think the most galling thing is, he has no idea how much of an empty husk of a human he is.
How will she survive?
Grifting is the only way Stephanie knows how to make money....unless she turns her beloved Lalande into a nursing home, ala her parents.
If she stops grifting, she has to marry money--a multi-millionaire or billionaire husband--ala Mr. Darcy.
Right now, all she has is an unattractive sugar baby fleecing her.
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He'd be fab I'm sure! You should go there and do some suggestive moves in the forest! Show him a bit of skin and a winkI'm not sure why but I always get the feeling Nic the tree surgeon is great in bed.
He'll sure show you some good wood and make sure you know what to do. 
Happy friday!I thought mummy had returned for the gift grab complete with her claws at the ready.
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Well, I am not a tattoo fan myself, not into piercings either, but having said that, live and let live. I never judge people for having them and I am always polite if people want to show me their new tat (well it has happened a couple of times!) but in my family they are BANNED. I've told my kids I'll disinherit them if they get one, and the wife would go down to a very basic payscale indeed.
I like you ladies, you're thinking intrigues me! You know what you want, and it is FRIDAY! I am sure the tree surgeon could manage you both.
I think his purpose in her life is to let her shine as a great seductress of very young "men" (well, sort of), object of devotion and admiration, superior knowledge, culture and intelligence. I wonder if she does know that Fifì is very similar to her, and that he is certainly not someone who wouldn't stab her in the back if he will need to.
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