The Chateau Diaries #144 For $300/m my Patreons get an original copy of my fanny on a photocopier, signed

[suthern_lurker]

Regarding SJ's yellow dress ........
I adore David Atenborough, his documentaries and his voice in them. I watched everything I could that this man had ever filmed, and it was shown on our TV channels.
In an interview, a journalist asked him why he is always in the same blue shirt and beige pants.
The answer was very simple: We shoot in different parts of the world, for years. We always record something interesting on location that is not a topic of current interest. Depending on the theme of the documentary (birds around the world, climate, oceans) I can always use some old footage I remembered to be good or useful. Since I’m always in the same outfit inserting old shots isn’t a problem.

Oh my!
Well isn’t he crafty?

 

[M&MsMom]

Well, if Dan does the editing, what the F does Phillis do all day??? That was his only job..

I thought Phillip just edited the gift grab vlogs?
Who even knows at this point.....maybe someone here has kept better track than I have.

 

[Granola Chic]

Yesterday's, 5/12/22, CD's live chat...

Stephanie Jarvis is busy with C4/Chateau DIY. She is forgetting who pays her bills.
Nathan Payne I was surprised to see this on for 4:15! They're usually set for 3:15 where I am...
Healing Gardens-Terri Bowlby-Chiasson @Nathan Payne Stephanie posted a message saying it would be a little bit later today
John E. Coughlan @Nathan Payne they were filming for a DYI.


Yesenia from L.A. Kindly press the Button with your favorite finger

Where's Dan...
Linda Elliott Does anyone know what’s happened to Dans vlogs I haven’t seen any for a few days now?
Cathy Miller @Linda Elliott I believe he's travelling someplace. His Instagram from 4 days ago indicated a vlog was coming soon but it looked he was not at home. Appeared to be at a hotel someplace.
John E. Coughlan @Linda Elliott I imagine Dan's big projects got too big, and he had no time to edit.

Maybe, never???
Percy Attfield hello all.
Percy Attfield @Sharon waiting for Visa process to complete. Could be a while.

Again, Stephanie Jarvis is busy with C4.
Charlene Sandhu Waiting for emails to be answered stephanie
Janet Kennedy grrr not getting notifications!

Again, where is Dan???
Noelle Stanton Is Dan ok?
jannebu Anyone know how Dan is? It's over a week since he posted a video last, I am starting to get concern about him
Judith Barden @ jannebu he is away
jannebu @Judith Barden good to hear that Dan is just away. Must have missed the notice
Lee Kempter I thought that Dan had left and moved away

Get it together sis...
The Chateau Diaries Hello everyone! Sorry I’m late into the première - we’re filming for a couple of days so we’re working late into the night!
Nathan Payne @the Chateau Diaries I'm a tad delayed in my response, though I notice that the weed-removing music was once agin, both out of place and perfectly fitting!

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Hello all!!!
The Chateau Diaries @Milagro Guardiola Hello Milagro! Thank you so much! I hope you’re well today


Tracy Llewellyn @the Chateau Diaries my chickens loved it until~~~
Tracy Llewellyn My chickens destroyed the chicken swing!!!
The Chateau Diaries @Tracy Llewellyn I hope my chickens go onto the swing at all! It’s still very new to them

Patricia always brings the drama...
Patricia Jamieson Sorry I'm late, My boyfriend stole my vehicle and left on Monday and the vehicle got returned on a truck yesterday so I have been up for a few days and very many feelings... but here I am
Patricia Jamieson @Sidra Shirazi, @Jill Scott, and all others thank you I'm 63 and think I can handle it but he left his 2 cats and I just realized I can't find my tool bag
Patricia Jamieson @Judith Barden it's rough and puzzling at the moment and a little sad and mad and shocked still discovering things he cared about more than his 2 cats and our new dog
Patricia Jamieson YAY I found my toolbag I was so sad about it

Where is Dan???
Weasel™ @the Chateau Diaries where's Dan? No video for days!
The Chateau Diaries @Weasel He’ll be back very soon and all will be revealed
Darci DeVough (Fisher) last of Dans message from YT or Instagram looked like he was flying to America

Sharon wrapped a guest in her whip, Katie thinks it FRK.
Katie Roberts Art Was that beautiful Marie?
Jimmy Connolly Well, she’s not one bit shy.
The Chateau Diaries Sharon is amazing
Darci DeVough (Fisher )I saw her the morning I was leaving..I never got to be introduced
Sharon There are two Sharons here, I am not the whip master, but I am a Patron!
DeAnn P @Sharon oops

Jimmy, the patrons are paying for Gerry's apartment. However, you are correct about the dress.
Jimmy Connolly Life is way too short. Gerald!!! Sell up and move to Lalande.
Jimmy Connolly That’s the dumper dress

...more shopping...
L A @the Chateau Diaries will you be adding any big statues in the garden? It would really be beautiful if you did
The Chateau Diaries @L A Yes, I definitely will be!

Jumpsuit Jill with the answer...
Oli Cawood what is the relationship between gerold and steph
Jill Scott @oli cawood like a brother, always been part of her life
Jill Scott @oli cawood. yes. he has been in her life since she was a child and lived with them

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The Chateau Diaries @Cornish Coves Thank you so much, that’s incredibly kind of you!

Parties, pancakes, and spin offs...
Sidonie Jansson So many Lalande friends at once. Wow. Will it be a week end Party`?
Sidonie Jansson It looks so good with the ukranian pancakes
Not Quite a Chateau DIY French project Tell Dana we have JB tattoo in Lignieres this Saturday !!! she likes a music night
Sharon Nice to see Dana again, so beautiful and so stylish not to mention such a good cook!
Michelle Bennett I think we need another channel dedicated to all the wonderful cooking in the kitchen

NORMAL???
The Chateau Diaries Good night from Lalande to all of you lovely people
Chelle Wales GIVE THE THUMBS UP PEEPS
Laura Claudia So happy to see La Lande like on old days!!!! Normality!!!!!


Heather L I hope Michael Pethrick comes back to visit soon!



Product placement, music and (sooo many) where is DAN...
A Simple Life
5 hours ago (edited)
Steph its not kind its called "Product placement" they don't pay you but benefit from you showing on your videos, Pure business Steph. Sadly they ar all plastic are the recycled? shame no wood or natural materials. PLEASE! Steph don't start doing product placement in your videos! please.. its spoils the video

REPLY

The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
They sent our beautiful chicken coop which is entirely made of wood

A Simple Life
5 hours ago (edited)
Hey Steph. WHY?! Have you changed the music it sounds like Dan blogs and others I follow. PLEASE use your MUSIC! please do not listen to youtube staff! Please don't change what is not broken Steph we loved you just as you were..and the videos please keep the charm that you are renowned for.. "If it ain't broke don't fix it" I can see the influence its really sad to see the beautiful Chateau Diaries changing loosing its character, charm and authenticity, please be true to yourself first

REPLY

The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
I didn’t really use much music before, except for the intro and outro. I’m trying to have more little b-roll scenes of the chateau and the surrounding area so that everyone can experience it too. That’s why I’ve been looking for music for those moments. It doesn’t come from YouTube, it’s just me

The Chateau Diaries
3 hours ago
He’s away for an exciting reason and all will be revealed soon

As always @KiKiGee, thanks for the chat info!

Percy claiming visa issues does not make sense to me (or maybe I've missed something). He's traveled freely many times before to the farmhouse, and, if I'm not mistaken, France has taken Covid restrictions down.

Coming to France? Your Covid-19 questions answered - Ministry for Europe and Foreign Affairs (diplomatie.gouv.fr)

It does not add up...too many excuses.

 

[suthern_lurker]

Brown dye melts in the heat - he wants to avoid ending up like Rudy Giuliani

What about her infamous travel channel? I recall it was going to be launched in April but haven't seen it mentioned here. Did it not materialise or has it been put on hold?

Think it didn’t materialize!!!
When the travel blog was talked about in Venice- it was first THE travel blog (As it was already a thing) and eventually it was spoken of as they were HOPING for it to be this spring. I had started noticing the nuance had changed back then.
*I think it was, as others commented before, to give SJ a reason to travel and say Dan was the videographer. Why it would be Dan!!!

I thought Phillip just edited the gift grab vlogs?
Who even knows at this point.....maybe someone here has kept better track than I have.

“He had ONE job to do!!!”

 

[billybudd]

Okay, so am I the only one who looks into Gerry’s eyes and sees the madness within that tartan mess?!? He looks like he’s just one Stuart plaid from mass murder!

Dan's veneers mentor.

 

[The Saint]

Fanny last wore that ugly outfit for her horrid Christmas Advent Cocktail party.
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Fanny last wore that ugly outfit for her horrid Christmas Advent Cocktail party.

It realy bothers me that her plastic pearls dont sit flat, she probery hideing a love bite from her "Lover" under them.

 

[suthern_lurker]

Okay, so am I the only one who looks into Gerry’s eyes and sees the madness within that tartan mess?!? He looks like he’s just one Stuart plaid from mass murder!

The Versace perfume!!!
In the car....
it’s for him!!!

Then SJ says something snarky like should we go back to the Chateau and finish it tonight? ....it’s only been 16 years!!!
Guess she read that here!

 

[The Saint]

Think it didn’t materialize!!!
When the travel blog was talked about in Venice- it was first THE travel blog (As it was already a thing) and eventually it was spoken of as they were HOPING for it to be this spring. I had started noticing the nuance had changed back then.
*I think it was, as others commented before, to give SJ a reason to travel and say Dan was the videographer. Why it would be Dan!!!


“He had ONE job to do!!!”

unfortunately in the heat of the critical moment he couldent get it up VERY LA LANDE

 

[Imperious Me]

I thought Phillip just edited the gift grab vlogs?
Who even knows at this point.....maybe someone here has kept better track than I have.

That's only one a week though?

 

[suthern_lurker]

I think Gerry’s in town to give Dan some tips on his new choppers.

And SJ saying isn’t it good to be home/ to Gerry!!! Omgosh!
Has he ever lived there?
I thought he only visits?
oh well....

 

[Fennelbug]

I thought Phillip just edited the gift grab vlogs?
Who even knows at this point.....maybe someone here has kept better track than I have.

He does nothing

 

[UvulaDonor]

Just like fatherhood, Dan tried biking for a minute... Now something else has distracted him...

Has everyone in the Chateauverse got ADHD??? MP, SJ and now Dan??

 

[Jules100]

I thought Phillip just edited the gift grab vlogs?
Who even knows at this point.....maybe someone here has kept better track than I have.

He does nothing

Philip is Stephanie’s “1980’s Granny” stylist. He gets paid with Emmaus buy one / get one (known as bogo if you’re in the industry) coupons. It’s not much, but he loves it.

It’s also how Michael Potts got his start.

 

[JackSpratt]

I might out myself and say I've got an underlip ring.
Facial piercings are not everybody's cup of tea and that is fair.
I will say from my side of the perspective, the idiom Don't Judge A Book By It's Cover certainly rings true.
So many people tend to dismiss me after seeing me and my piercing, only for me to do better than them - it gets me every time.

Nothing wrong with facial piercings, I have a nose piercing and a few ear piercings.

Stephanie Jarvis has never sung in any real opera production and the only reason she has performed at the workshops she hosted at her HMN is because of the fact that she hosted them and the musicians wanted to be polite. Her singing voice is terrible, her skills are lacking (as in everything, always) and when she opens her mouth it's like a dagger straight into your heart. Seriously, you will want to walk, no run, out as soon as she begins. The only good thing about it is that it never lasts very long as it's just for making an appearance. People then have the "opportunity" to praise her for her efforts and her talent. It has always made me feel nauseous, the whole charade of her pretending to be an opera singer.

So Madame Edith from Allo, Allo springs to mind immediately

 

[Sasha Groves]

I'm a girl!

Just teasing

 

[Abuela]

How will Amaury evade Nasty Nutty when she has micro chipped him to track his every breath? I agree that he will need to get Natty all liquored up so she won’t notice he is gone until he is out of tracking range. Amaury, are you taking notes? You must be very careful to escape.

Also go directly to a clinic , I'm certain part of your fatigued look is caused by the black mold you are breathing in from the grand salon walls!

 

[Iolair]

I think Beer Guy was at the market..... yes he was! Remember she had a beer early in the morning there!
I am not a Beer girl so you and Jules can have him.... but, if he does wine......... Bang a Gong we are On !

Fair crack of the whip.

 

[Lady Rosalie]

I bet when Phillis goes missing she finds him in the attic fingering all her dresses

thread title nomination!
I bet when Phillis goes missing she finds him in the attic fingering all her dresses

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Think it didn’t materialize!!!
When the travel blog was talked about in Venice- it was first THE travel blog (As it was already a thing) and eventually it was spoken of as they were HOPING for it to be this spring. I had started noticing the nuance had changed back then.
*I think it was, as others commented before, to give SJ a reason to travel and say Dan was the videographer. Why it would be Dan!!!


“He had ONE job to do!!!”

Seems like phi phi promised some new blogs a while ago but was too busy with the play. But they never materialized. What's with the hat??? Seriously not a good look too lazy to wash his hair?

 

[john eccles]

The real praying mantis is Stephanie Jarvis.
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Davy is keeping his distance and is on speed dial.
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Will someone please convince me that, thats is not her ass underneath her chin