The Chateau Diaries #121 SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*

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Watching Little Lord Fondletoy is like having root canal without an anesthetic.
 
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After Stephanie Jarvis's latest, The Chateau Diaries flog, (many comments about the wood being outside) Nutti post this.
The wood is now inside...

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In other news -

Youtube - The lads at La Lacelle have uploaded a vlog short on them going brocante shopping AFTER receiving €13,670 to help rebuild their garden wall via GoFundMe. If the short was made before they deliberately pulled the wall down (then blamed the ivy, frost and weather of clear skies, no rain, 12⁰C and only 19kph winds) then either their timing is way off, they are dickheads, or they have lied about the entire episode. Nothing like a little shopping therapy in honour of the thousands who've have been swindled.
 
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Dear Patrons
You have been royally scammed by Stephany Jarvis.
First she tells you she will buy Panelling when she reaches $30 000 a month via her Patreon account.
Then she buys the most inappropriate, overpriced panelling for the farmhouse known as Chateau Lalande. (No receipts)
Then She hoodwinks you into believing that you will soon be witnessing the installation of the panelling by showing your the very limited progress so far of many many months August -March over 6 months.
Then She shows you she has purchase $10 000 of wood (no receipts) to complete said panelling.
She quietly whispers…. now you have to wait 8 months to see the process and results is the panelling because SHE Stephanie Jarvis is going to appear on Chanel 4 TV while installing the panelling in the grand salon.
But don’t worry after sending her hundreds of thousands of dollars you get to see it LAST!
If you are not offended by that, well then …..
 
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We need to see similar comments on the Chateau Diaries You Tube video comments. She'll have to have a deletion fest. No time for dinner tonight, she'll be too busy deleting. Go on do it, you know you want to! I'm going to. If just three Patreons spot it before she get's to delete it it'll be worth it.
 
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No doubt the council expenses claim will help!
 
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After Stephanie Jarvis's latest, The Chateau Diaries flog, (many comments about the wood being outside) Nutti post this.
The wood is now inside...

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Exactly what I said yesterday. Why move the wood once when you can move it 4 times? Geez
Off the lorry onto the ground, off the ground into the van, out of the van onto the forecourt, off the forecourt into a shed.
It's like something in a Two Ronnies sketch.
 
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HI I can't do copy and paste or whatever it is you do. In the comments section someone makes the comment that they only want to see renovation etc on the Diarie vlog. And this was her reply

I’m definitely considering putting all of the other content onto another channel, and focus solely on Lalande life on The Chateau Diaries. It’s something I’m currently discussing with my patrons

Am I being thick here. WTF has it got to do with her Patrons? Don't they get their own "exclusive" videos. Isn't the YouTube something else entirely. Why does she need to ask them? She doesn't. It's just her way of giving an answer that is not only a fib but a way of making it look like she's paying attention and considering what people are saying - when she isn't.
 
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Any patrons here? What’s going on in her patreon account? What is the reaction to the grand salon reveal on Chanel 4? Is she discussing splitting her Chanel?
 
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It’s just all smoke and mirrors and gaslighting. She says so many things and makes so many promises that no one could ever follow it all…and that’s the whole point. There’s absolutely no way most of the Patreon money is being used on renovations. With as much money that’s been raised she could have practically rebuilt half the farmhouse by now. The money is either being squirreled away in some account for when she eventually buys her Venice palazzo, or it’s being used on lavish trips and tat.
 
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I wonder is there any chance at some point that the company that runs Patreon decide that the level of grifting is going to bring their whole set up into disrepute and kick the obvious grifters off? Any chance or fat chance?
 
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I wonder how long Stephanie Jarvis can keep up with managing the comment section on her blogs? This is actual work that must be done consistently. She can barely keep her lies straight, her or Snort’s answers are not going to have any continuity.

Snort’s “giving away food we cannot eat” comment needs to live in infamy. People who are food insecure need nutrious foods not snacks and sweets that have been sitting around a moldy farmhouse for months.
 
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So what are talking here Total Patreon money raised. £30 k a month. For two years. Let's assume it was a lot loss for some of those 24 months. Let's assume an average of £20k per month over the two years. That's £480,000. That would have almost rebuilt half of it. Bearing in mind daddy did a shit load of renovation before he shuffled off . What the f**k is she doing with all that money? If the place needs all that money for the stuff she's got planned, she's got a serious problem. Well she hasn't has she. Her stupid gullible Patreons have. I can see maybe £250,000 for restorations now. That does not include turning parts of it into self contained Gites. That is not restoration it's a new build for business. Why on earth do other people think it's OK to pay for it. She has enough dosh - all she needs to do is sell the other properties she owns. Geez it makes my blood boil. I don't know who I'm more cross with, Her or the enablers.
 
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I only know of one other property that she owns, which is her London flat. She doesn’t own the South Africa house or Framlingham house. Those are Isabelle’s homes and Stephanie can’t do anything with them until her mother passes away, if they are left solely to her. Am I missing something?
 
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I just spotted Caroline Gooder has told those that question the amount of dinner sets being bought. She says that they have to buy a lot because they are building a china room. Ah OK that makes sense (not). I thought they were building the china room because they had so much china and nowhere to put it. But no, it seems they have to buy china so the room they are building has got china in it!! Confused (again).
 
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Hi my lovelies

after watching the latest patreon videos I came to suggest the new thread name:

''Inventing Stephanie''
 
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