Congratulations To the new VIP @Kickintheass 
And another new VIP @oooLaLande
Title Thread
@Kickintheass
VIP Member
Sunday at 9:04 PM
@Princess and the Pea , great minds I was just thinking titles too as I'm heading away shortly and may be offline when my thread opportunity comes up.
I had considered previously "Stop lying and show the accounts" but was playing with the following.... @MojoDublin I shall leave it in your capable hands to select.
Only the best 5* for Stephanie while < 1* for chateau guests
Or
SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*
(I do believe that she lies about upgrades.)
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@oooLaLande
VIP Member
Monday at 10:42 PM
Food you cannot eat?! How bleeping generous of you!
You can't raise $24,000 a year?!!!!! You are getting $34,000 A MONTH from people, and that's not including YT income, BnB income, and all the free tit you receive... tell the grannies to just give the postage fare to charity and it'll be more than that! Or better yet, put $2,000 a month aside YOURSELVES and stop this debauchery!
There are very very few instances that I actually get angry in real life.... I am about to break my keyboard, that's how pissed off I am right now!!!
Reactions:You, youngbond, pink roses and 76 others
@graciemckitten
Member
Monday at 10:47 PM
The 50% Discounted Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis
I have noticed that 50% plays a big part in Fanny’s life, She does many things half way (50% of the way) or half assed (50% done or done poorly). She is nothing but consistent.
Some examples in Fanny’s life:
She has yet to complete her 50% of the bargain with the chapel restorer by paying him for items he bought for the chapel so he could commence wore. Hence, 50% of her videos about the progress of projects at the Shittoo include her latest excuse why the chapel restorer has not appeared to start the restoration of the chapel.
She is dating Phillip, who is almost half (50%) of her age. She lied to the vlog followers about it for over 50% of the relationship.
She spends 50% or more of her time away from the Shittoo.
She waters down the copious amounts of wine and alcohol she consumes with 50% water.
She has 50% of her accounting figures complete. She is just waiting for the accountants to complete the job..... sometime in 2032.
Her hair is often 50% brown roots and 50% blonde hair.
She unbuttons close to 50% of the buttons on her blouses to reveal more than 50% of her breasts to log viewers or lifts more than 50% of her breasts until they touch her chin in various dresses, etc.
She loves wearing 50%+ see thru clothing and nighties on the vlog.
Gerry is her half brother (50% blood relative).
50% of the downstairs loo is still unfinished.
50%+ of Nutty’s apartment is unfinished
50%+ of Gerry’s apartment is unfinished.
50% of upstairs bathroom with the water damaged hole in the ceiling is unfinished and needs repair.
50% of renovations to Fanny’s bedroom are unfinished.
50% of the cellars are currently filled with bats and bat shi.
She provides much less than 50% of the love and laughter to the La Lande B &B visitors and 0 door locks on their rooms.
Fanny used 50% of a marker to fill in lines on the wall between her poorly hung $4,000+ wallpaper.
If Stephanie actually kept and used the nasty old facial steamer she found while cleaning out the attic with Phillip and Potts, there is a 50% chance her face will turn gangrenous and fall off.
50% of the time, Fanny is off pitch when she sings or doesn't know the words but is always the loudest voice in the chorus.
Fanny tells the truth less than 50% of the time to her Patreons. However she 100% doesn't give a tit that she lies to her Patreons.
She participates in only 50% of the online talks on her Patreon, sending flying monkey Phillip, Gerry, or mini apron to fill in.
Fanny sleeps away 50% of the day, rising at noon to wander the premises in her negligee.
She spends 50% of her time trying to figure out how to turn a chateau renovation fund into a travel fund. She spends the other 50% of her time trying to figure out how to get rid of Phillip.
There is a 50% chance that Narnia (by its sheer weight and volume of crap filled wardrobes) will break through the ceiling.
Ruby is planning a mob hit on Fanny with 50% of the disgruntled peahens, unhappy sheep, and the surviving relatives of the deceased chickens.
50% of the people who enter Fanny’s life at the Shittoo are discarded within 1.5 to 2 years, if not much sooner.
More than 50% of vloggers are puzzled by Phillip’s wardrobe choices and love of china.
50% of the last few weeks, Stephanie Jarvis has been frantically creating new reasons why tragedy has befallen the accountants or the chapel restorer.
Stephanie Jarvis has dated the other 50% of owners of the Chateau de La Lande.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis of the Chateau Diaries You Tube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped.
Reactions:You, youngbond, Marquise de Tandoori and 65 others
And another new VIP @oooLaLande
Title Thread
@Kickintheass
VIP Member
Sunday at 9:04 PM
@Princess and the Pea , great minds I was just thinking titles too as I'm heading away shortly and may be offline when my thread opportunity comes up.
I had considered previously "Stop lying and show the accounts" but was playing with the following.... @MojoDublin I shall leave it in your capable hands to select.
Only the best 5* for Stephanie while < 1* for chateau guests
Or
SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*
(I do believe that she lies about upgrades.)
Most Liked previous thread
@oooLaLande
VIP Member
Monday at 10:42 PM
You little worthless worm!
Food you cannot eat?! How bleeping generous of you!
You can't raise $24,000 a year?!!!!! You are getting $34,000 A MONTH from people, and that's not including YT income, BnB income, and all the free tit you receive... tell the grannies to just give the postage fare to charity and it'll be more than that! Or better yet, put $2,000 a month aside YOURSELVES and stop this debauchery!
There are very very few instances that I actually get angry in real life.... I am about to break my keyboard, that's how pissed off I am right now!!!
Reactions:You, youngbond, pink roses and 76 others
@graciemckitten
Member
Monday at 10:47 PM
The 50% Discounted Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis
I have noticed that 50% plays a big part in Fanny’s life, She does many things half way (50% of the way) or half assed (50% done or done poorly). She is nothing but consistent.
Some examples in Fanny’s life:
She has yet to complete her 50% of the bargain with the chapel restorer by paying him for items he bought for the chapel so he could commence wore. Hence, 50% of her videos about the progress of projects at the Shittoo include her latest excuse why the chapel restorer has not appeared to start the restoration of the chapel.
She is dating Phillip, who is almost half (50%) of her age. She lied to the vlog followers about it for over 50% of the relationship.
She spends 50% or more of her time away from the Shittoo.
She waters down the copious amounts of wine and alcohol she consumes with 50% water.
She has 50% of her accounting figures complete. She is just waiting for the accountants to complete the job..... sometime in 2032.
Her hair is often 50% brown roots and 50% blonde hair.
She unbuttons close to 50% of the buttons on her blouses to reveal more than 50% of her breasts to log viewers or lifts more than 50% of her breasts until they touch her chin in various dresses, etc.
She loves wearing 50%+ see thru clothing and nighties on the vlog.
Gerry is her half brother (50% blood relative).
50% of the downstairs loo is still unfinished.
50%+ of Nutty’s apartment is unfinished
50%+ of Gerry’s apartment is unfinished.
50% of upstairs bathroom with the water damaged hole in the ceiling is unfinished and needs repair.
50% of renovations to Fanny’s bedroom are unfinished.
50% of the cellars are currently filled with bats and bat shi.
She provides much less than 50% of the love and laughter to the La Lande B &B visitors and 0 door locks on their rooms.
Fanny used 50% of a marker to fill in lines on the wall between her poorly hung $4,000+ wallpaper.
If Stephanie actually kept and used the nasty old facial steamer she found while cleaning out the attic with Phillip and Potts, there is a 50% chance her face will turn gangrenous and fall off.
50% of the time, Fanny is off pitch when she sings or doesn't know the words but is always the loudest voice in the chorus.
Fanny tells the truth less than 50% of the time to her Patreons. However she 100% doesn't give a tit that she lies to her Patreons.
She participates in only 50% of the online talks on her Patreon, sending flying monkey Phillip, Gerry, or mini apron to fill in.
Fanny sleeps away 50% of the day, rising at noon to wander the premises in her negligee.
She spends 50% of her time trying to figure out how to turn a chateau renovation fund into a travel fund. She spends the other 50% of her time trying to figure out how to get rid of Phillip.
There is a 50% chance that Narnia (by its sheer weight and volume of crap filled wardrobes) will break through the ceiling.
Ruby is planning a mob hit on Fanny with 50% of the disgruntled peahens, unhappy sheep, and the surviving relatives of the deceased chickens.
50% of the people who enter Fanny’s life at the Shittoo are discarded within 1.5 to 2 years, if not much sooner.
More than 50% of vloggers are puzzled by Phillip’s wardrobe choices and love of china.
50% of the last few weeks, Stephanie Jarvis has been frantically creating new reasons why tragedy has befallen the accountants or the chapel restorer.
Stephanie Jarvis has dated the other 50% of owners of the Chateau de La Lande.
Anyone else have any suggestions?
Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis of the Chateau Diaries You Tube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped.
Reactions:You, youngbond, Marquise de Tandoori and 65 others
Tattlers 
darling kaboom 
Gosh I’m glad to not have the stress of keeping with the lies
- taxis … tat n shite 
bags upstairs it’s 12:45 to late to chat 
but she still has the feeling she can get away with it..She will think..well if i loose some patreons..who cares..more than enough money left coming in...
