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YeuxGrandsOuverts

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Greetings all, long time lurker and first time poster. Thank you all for the laughs and insights!!

I just wanted to share my CD experience - I started watching in 2019, when I dreamed of moving to France from the UK (have bought a small place there). My daughter and I would look forward to coming home on Thursdays or Tuesdays (I can't remember when she used to first post!) and watch the recent CD. I was taken in by Stephanie Jarvis - her love of even the smallest pleasures in life (like hot baguettes or a sunset) , kindness and cheery demeanour. She seemed to have a positive attitude - even when faced with challenges, which I was charmed by. I enjoyed the original Sunday videos when she would sit down and share a more in depth history (of a fabric etc).

When locked-down hit, CD was something lovely to escape into and we even considered going there to volunteer (eye roll!).

There were red flags early on - like the multiple properties (LDN, SA) and the finances she shared, didn't seem to add up. The story about how she sold her property in London to co-buy the property and yet still owned an apartment in Islington. The expensive designer clothing, the expensive holidays, the endless alcohol. The expensive piano, fountain and chandelier her father bought her from Venice etc etc. How was she a child who lived in an attic with hardworking parents who were nurses - yet grew up so many expensive and OTT gifts.

But I dismissed it and thought, she must be one of those rich people that thinks they are poor (I've met many in the UK - crumbling mansions and holes in jumpers but still manage to send Tarkin 4th to Eton).

I thought it was odd how she called MP her best friend - but then learned they had only met a year before on a TV show.. Then I realised everyone was her best friend - it was superficial - and I noticed her flirting with everyone - male or female - more and more. I dismissed this as eccentricity and how 'in love with life' she is.

I noticed that every now and then, her demeanour or tone would be quite snippy or snobby - especially in the charity shop, when she wanted to purchase something that another person didn't agree with - she would be quite curt and do it anyway.

Then money started to pour in and I became unsettled. What was she doing with it all? Why was nothing really getting completed? How were the volunteers being used? I watched one or two of the gift videos and had to stop. I couldn't understand how she was comfortable accepting gifts from strangers. I started to see through the smoke and mirrors.

I started to notice how inappropriately she dressed. She seemed so very desperate and not cultured as I had once thought. Tacky.

When she started to visit other chateaus and give tours, my eyes opened properly. Other people, with far less means, were creating handsome, thoughtful, modern and yet classic interiors - it made her Shiteau look like an absolute mess in comparison. Filled with tat from the charity shop, mixed with a few nice pieces of furniture which were lost in all the clutter. No thought, no clarity of vision and design, filthy - absolutely filthy (the kitchen door etc YIKES).

I couldn't stand watching her filling it up with more and more stuff. How many tassels and fabrics and table clothes and plates does one need? And framing everything - no discernment for quality or value. No follow through - projects half done, attic and outbuildings in a state of filth and disrepair. I couldn't understand the animals - why did she have them? It seems she goes from whim to whim.

I barely coped with the arrival of Philip but thought he would leave soon - like all the rotating characters. He was so disingenuous and tried far too hard. It was embarrassing to watch him. But then he stayed and kept accompanying her everywhere - it was so odd. I thought, "oh she's like a mother figure or mentor to him". The day I found out she was dating him, I unsubscribed and haven't watched a single video since.

I get my info from Tattle instead!

Your analysis and insight has been spot on! Thank you - I feel better for releasing this all! Will go back to lurker mode.
 
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Albee

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Dear Patrons
You have been royally scammed by Stephany Jarvis.
First she tells you she will buy Panelling when she reaches $30 000 a month via her Patreon account.
Then she buys the most inappropriate, overpriced panelling for the farmhouse known as Chateau Lalande. (No receipts)
Then She hoodwinks you into believing that you will soon be witnessing the installation of the panelling by showing your the very limited progress so far of many many months August -March over 6 months.
Then She shows you she has purchase $10 000 of wood (no receipts) to complete said panelling.
She quietly whispers…. now you have to wait 8 months to see the process and results is the panelling because SHE Stephanie Jarvis is going to appear on Chanel 4 TV while installing the panelling in the grand salon.
But don’t worry after sending her hundreds of thousands of dollars you get to see it LAST!
If you are not offended by that, well then …..🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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We are in March now....still nothing is done...Cuz is making preperations for the panelling...i am curious what those are.. Madame Fanny leaves for another holiday/ vlog with Ollie..just coming back to her shithole.. in between holidays to change her wardrobe ...and maybe wash her knickers..no..she brings it in so that her volunteers can do that...

She is so exhausted...have to say i get exhausted just by watching her..:oops:.well nobody told you that you have to act like a travelling circus??? Most people watch her vlogs to see some work done..in France...

Believe me those figures from the accountant are never gonna be reveiled..there is too much she must keep hidden..she just skipped the subject in her patreonvlog...and looks today how the patreons are going to react on that...If they think its fine..that case is closed...

Fanny is smarter than we think...she is loosing it though..you cannnot keep all flying lies in the air you know....some will come down to bite her.. 🙄 but she still has the feeling she can get away with it..She will think..well if i loose some patreons..who cares..more than enough money left coming in...

What started with me in the beginning was to see how other chateauowners cope with daily life..and renovations..especially in France...i know how things work in The Netherlands..but when i watch them all most of them are becoming moneygriftingoperations..travelvlogs and parties.not to forget those brocantetrips....:eek:Well you know..we dont have that many parties here..also due to covid..but mostly that most people we know have and do actually some work..I dont get it that all those people find the time to go on extended holidays..travel whole days through France to collect people up from airports or pick up stuff..and in the meantime beg for money from others...its disgusting..I work outside the estate.. and in the meantime we are also cleaning the big house..managing the park etc...We even didnt get to our house in France during covid..nor any other holiday...And no i am not jaleous..not in the least..when i see all those vlogs i always think..what a waste of time...they also dont seem to have a good time either with all those travels..Holidays are fun...when you do it a few times a year..so you would know the difference...leading an empty life never made a person happy..how much places you visit..
 
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Fennelbug

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I’m with you on the courtyard. It has gone from bad to worse in my opinion. All you look at now are those posts. The fountain should have always remained the focal point, right? It looks like it’s surrounded with scaffolding now.
Yes! Even if the trees manage to survive that hard packed soil- the scaffolding will be there forever- super unfinished looking forever- really ugly stuff. Davy is a landscape designer like Curtis is an Egyptologist like Philip is an actor like Stephanie is an opera singer.....
 
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graciemckitten

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Anne Marie. The pressure on all the main players at the Shittoo is increasing. I think Anne Marie knows he is for a crappy few months. The pressures on him are amping up daily.

He moved all of his equipment to France, spent weeks setting up his workshop. He is now stuck there and cannot leave easily. He is in a dirty, cold, damp room at the Shittoo eating crap food.

His parents have drunk heavily from the Fanny kool aid. They are just giddy filming with her and praise her non-stop. I think they put pressure on Anne Marie to help Fanny, as it helps themselves. His mother seems to be as critical at times like mini apron, and Anne Marie seems to take a lot of not so great commentary from his mother.

Anne Marie was supposed to do the grand salon paneling. He has been at the shittoo for months but hasn’t made much progress. He finds out the paneling is shit and doesn’t fit the room. It is not of the age and quality that had been represented to him. He realizes the window framing in the room are rotten and need to be dealt with and has to come up with a plan for the wet walls. He has to do all this while having a pink phone jammed in his face at random intervals and being asked to perform like a court jester on command.

Fanny pulls the old “bait and switch” routine on him. Once he moved onto the premises, Stephanfraudie gets rid of Ian and other workers, and then daily adds to an extensive list of projects she wants Anne Marie to complete: the downstairs loo plumbing, etc., fix the windows in attic, all the broken shit she found when “cleaning” out the attics with Potts and Phi Phi, the jobs that Ian wasn’t able to complete, the floor in Narnia, etc. It is an ever growing list. The ever cheap Stephanfraudie isn’t paying him more money, and has now tripled his workload, and reduced the amounts she has to pay out monthly to Ian, the digger guy, etc. It also gives her an excuse to slow her Shittoo projects down and put the blame on Anne Marie. She takes advantage of his relationship to “Cuz” to force additional duties on him and to exploit him constantly for her Youtube fodder to earn herself hundreds of thousands of dollars. She exploits his appearance without shame to benefit herself and doesn’t care if it bothers him or not. She has no boundaries, just greed for money and attention to enrich herself.

Anne Marie can’t even focus on the grand salon because he has to deal with all of the daily “emergencies” or sudden whims of Fanny at the Shittoo, e.g., the radiators are leaking again, the ceiling fell in (Potts: let me go find a bottle of wine, I’m not going to help with this. Anne Marie deals with ineptness and arrogance of the other 50% Shittoo owners who don’t lift a finger to help him deal with emergencies on the property that they own)., dismantling and putting back together yet another wardrobe to be lugged up the Narnia, working on the Davy crap tree project, etc.,, fixing the digger, etc. He cannot finish one project in peace. It must be frustrating being thrust into the hourly drama and daily chaos of the Shittoo.

Stephanfraudie has essentially turned him into the project manager and custodian of the structural welfare of the entire Shittoo, dumping all of the responsibilities and stressors on him, while expecting him to adhere to her ever changing schedule of needs and wants. She used him as her flying monkey to get rid of Ian.

Stage 5 clinger Nutty doesn’t let Anne Marie take a breath without her by his side. Think of all the past videos when Fanny surprises Anne Marie in the workshop and Natty is chatting away or scurries out of the camera lens. They are together 24/7 now and with the added burdens of the B&B incessant filming, deadlines for Anne Marie to finish projects for the DIY show, please his parents and cater to Fanny, and put out fires on the shittoo premises daily, it must be a stressful existence. Nutty is also trying to get a trap baby to tie him down for years. If they broke up, his life at the Shittoo would be totally unbearable.

The B&B is starting up for the next few months. Anne Marie is the only person on the premises full time that speaks fluent French and seems to have a bit of a conscience, Fanny is starting to travel for the next few weeks, and the Shittoo shit show will be on Anne Marie’s shoulders. Anne Marie is getting fed up with Fanny’s demands for instant gratification and her selfishness and is starting to assert himself. Remember when Fanny wanted to him to immediately run from the kitchen to film the grand salon while he was drinking champagne, and he had to ask, “Can I not even finish my drink first?”

It is also frustrating to watch phi phi prance around playing lord of the manor and doing no physical labor to pitch in and help.
What do you think?
 
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MojoDublin

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That is fraud - she asked patrons to pay to renovate

Filming it for channel four is a breach of trust - it’s double dipping - she’ll portray on channel 4 that’s SHE is financially paying for everything

The fact is she’s stony broke and begging on another channel

Patrons pay but channel 4 viewers get to see it for free - befor the ppl whom paid for it - and a year later to boot 👢

She is the shittiest con artist ever - she’s streets ahead of the tinder swindler …. He’s in hiding

She’s in plain view 😈
 
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MrsNeelie

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I just spotted Caroline Gooder has told those that question the amount of dinner sets being bought. She says that they have to buy a lot because they are building a china room. Ah OK that makes sense (not). I thought they were building the china room because they had so much china and nowhere to put it. But no, it seems they have to buy china so the room they are building has got china in it!! :unsure: Confused (again).
 
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Lady Avonlea

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Jesus, that video made me angry, throw-up sick, puzzled, laugh and cry

Timeline 🤬
  • we know Stephanie Jarvis is Mistress of the Fake Timeline. There are EasyJet flights from Verona to Paris, therefore no need to return to Venice. So did they return to Venice after a side trip to Verona? Probably not.
  • that means Mummee's eye surgery took place when Fanny was leaving Venice. That was over a week ago and explains why Mummee, now recovered, was on this week's chat.
  • on the Patron video, Fanny only showed a still pic of Mummee post-op, but clearly that was an old photo. Fanny outright lied by telling people on the patron video that Mummee had just had surgery the day she arrived back at HMN. What bullshit! Anything to keep the $ rolling in
Snorty:sick:
  • more fu**ing porcelain - both he and Fanny have hording addictions
  • wearing tweed jacket and pocket square, while researching architecture design and pretending he's the fu**ing Lord of the Shiteau
  • Snorty set the kitchen table for left-over dinner and lit a couple of candles - Jesus, any 10 year old could do that but Fanny is fawning over it
  • STFU - stop snorting from behind the camera

The Volunteer & Pantry :unsure:

  • Davy? the volunteer was left to shiteau-sit while they all flitted off to Italy - who the heck is Davy?
  • why didn't Snorty drive from Paris to HMN - is he too young to drive a rental car in France?
  • why can't Snorty carry wood?
  • why wasn't Davy the volunteer invited to join them for dinner?
  • how will they move large fridge/freezers down the tight hallway/doorway into the pantry?

Anmuary, Natti & FRK🤣

  • actually laughed out loud when Fanny said FRK had come and gone before she got back - no love & laughter between those 2 any more
  • Anmuary & Natti could hardly refrain from laughing at Snorty's new porcelain, but he's too dumb to realize they were taking the piss
  • Anmuary joking about sitting around in silk robes with a drink by the fire (clearly a joke at expense Fanny & her toyboy).
  • Now we know that Anmuary prefers to sleep in the buff (lucky Natti).

Ukraine :cry:

  • it's easy to cry having to look at the butt ugly Wedgewood room again, or remembering Fanny ruining the Watts Westminster mural with crayon, but no mention of Ukraine.
  • Fanny's just going to carry on grifting, continue hoarding and pretend she's living in a fairy-tale world. No interest in collecting all her excess shit and donating it to the Ukrainian refugee or, if she was a true friend supporting Edd & Anna's charity activity
  • Stephanie Jarvis is a selfish, deceitful, manipulative charlatan.
 
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MojoDublin

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Dear patron - there is no accounts ….

@DamoiseauC
Active member
Today at 12:51 AM
Add bookmark
#931
Hi! I’m here to report that there’s nothing to report on the Patreon side 😂 Gosh I’m glad to not have the stress of keeping with the lies

what do we think the new excuse will be? I’m siding with : The sheep ate the accounts. 🐑
Haha


Meanwhile last week con artists Stephanie jarvis and her sperm man child stayed a week at the hotel 🏨
Rooms started at 680:00 euros 💶
That’s a minimum of 4000.00 for the week .


Interested in how a YouTube vlogger was comped for the week …?
enquired to be told - no comps during carnival week - could fill the rooms 10 times over !!!!!

Stephanie jarvis 50% owner of a chateau with other directors hold up all her lies
😈

Total spend - flights - hotels - food 🍱 - taxis … tat n shite
Since January 2022 for SSB and snorts

Fast approaching 24000.00 euros

Apparently exactly the same amount they Gifted to charity ……
 
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Albee

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So the Grand Salon is becoming a Chanel 4 project paid for by patron monies. Stephanie Jarvis mentioned it in Thursdays vlog on The Chateau Diaries YouTube and again in the comments.
I hope this is going to anger her patrons to the extent of them withdrawing their support. They have already waited two years to see no progress. Now she wants them to wait another 8 months of watching no progress. Unacceptable! so yes Amoury has been stalling…..waiting for the film crew.
 
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graciemckitten

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I just watched the March 3, 2022 video. In it Stephanfraudie deliberately doesn’t reveal whether she ran out in her negligee to watch Anne Marie and Dan unload the wood (Does she read here?).

I hate how she gleefully gloats and complains at the same time, while receiving services and goods provided by her online manipulation, deception, and begging scam, Chateau Diaries. She talks about how excited she is to finally have the wood arrive and interferes and interrupts Anne Marie and Dan as they are trying to do the hard work of lifting and moving all the wood.

Then she complains and kind of puts down Anne Marie for selecting and ordering this particular type of wood, “10,000 euros, I can think of other things than wood that I would want to spend 10,000 euros on.” Like what, the 5 star hotel in Venice you just spent 7-10 days at? After Anne Marie kind of looks at her, she quickly backtracks and starts gushing about how the wood would look great in the Marquis apartment, etc.

We learn in the video that she evidently plans to use Anne Marie to provide 2 of her ongoing stories for the DIY chateau, filming him for the grand salon paneling and the Marquis apartment paneling. I bet her 3rd segment will be the woods clearing. That way, she doesn’t really have to do anything but film Anne Marie and the wood guy who plan and work and do everything for her.

Then she goes to the garden, gathers her prison ration brussel spouts and admits she doesn’t have enough pasta for everyone. So, she uses her discard volunteer FRK’s pasta and flowers for the evening meal. Stephanfraudie is such a gem. She thinks she is a diamond, but is really cubic zirconia.

Did you notice how she repeatedly states how much she wishes she was staying at the Shittoo and misses it so much? What a con artist. Her words never match her actions. That’s a true sign of a con.
 
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KiKiGee

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Comments from Manor and Maker's latest flog...

Gayleen Culling
22 hours ago
So you travelled all the way to Venice to attend a grand Ball that clearly fell flatter than a concrete pancake. Sadly, conspicuously absent without even the barest pretence of a feast, no food, drink, nor lively musicians, so beyond embarrassing. Good grief why did you even bother!

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Paris Marie
22 hours ago
Exactly! And let's milk it even more by posting yet another vlog about Venice with clickbait titles and images. Pretty pathetic guys.
 
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KiKiGee

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I still think he's a mail order bride. Nothing has convinced me otherwise, but I could be wrong.
At his mother's suggestion, Philip Janssen and Stephanie Jarvis hatched their plan. They are on a mission to have their own prime time show, like the Dutch production, Chateau Meiland. Philip was hand selected by Stephanie Jarvis because he promised her BIG things. He has become her handler and her gate keeper. Every gain has been sidelined with their inability to do real work or heavy lifting. No one wants to see renovations (?) done with staples, hot glue, or colored pencils. The cast of characters that they have assembled are uninteresting and like minded.
He's all yours, STEPHANIE JARVIS. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?? TICK TOCK...💣

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MojoDublin

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Congratulations To the new VIP @Kickintheass :m:m:m:m
And another new VIP @oooLaLande :):m:m

Title Thread
@Kickintheass
VIP Member

Sunday at 9:04 PM
@Princess and the Pea , great minds I was just thinking titles too as I'm heading away shortly and may be offline when my thread opportunity comes up.

I had considered previously "Stop lying and show the accounts" but was playing with the following.... @MojoDublin I shall leave it in your capable hands to select.


Only the best 5* for Stephanie while < 1* for chateau guests
Or

SJ wants 5* for 1* price while her guests get 1* for price of 5*

(I do believe that she lies about upgrades.)



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@oooLaLande
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Monday at 10:42 PM
@KiKiGee said:
Philip Janssen
27 minutes ago
It’s a tricky situation as people generously send us gifts and this is our way of trying to pass on the kindness we receive. Regardless of that, I don’t think we’d ever be able to raise €24,000+ a year to send to charity any other way. Also, food we cannot eat we give to people in need.
You little worthless worm! :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Food you cannot eat?! How fucking generous of you!
You can't raise $24,000 a year?!!!!! You are getting $34,000 A MONTH from people, and that's not including YT income, BnB income, and all the free shit you receive... tell the grannies to just give the postage fare to charity and it'll be more than that! Or better yet, put $2,000 a month aside YOURSELVES and stop this debauchery!

There are very very few instances that I actually get angry in real life.... I am about to break my keyboard, that's how pissed off I am right now!!!
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@graciemckitten
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Monday at 10:47 PM
The 50% Discounted Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis
I have noticed that 50% plays a big part in Fanny’s life, She does many things half way (50% of the way) or half assed (50% done or done poorly). She is nothing but consistent.

Some examples in Fanny’s life:

She has yet to complete her 50% of the bargain with the chapel restorer by paying him for items he bought for the chapel so he could commence wore. Hence, 50% of her videos about the progress of projects at the Shittoo include her latest excuse why the chapel restorer has not appeared to start the restoration of the chapel.

She is dating Phillip, who is almost half (50%) of her age. She lied to the vlog followers about it for over 50% of the relationship.

She spends 50% or more of her time away from the Shittoo.

She waters down the copious amounts of wine and alcohol she consumes with 50% water.

She has 50% of her accounting figures complete. She is just waiting for the accountants to complete the job..... sometime in 2032.

Her hair is often 50% brown roots and 50% blonde hair.

She unbuttons close to 50% of the buttons on her blouses to reveal more than 50% of her breasts to log viewers or lifts more than 50% of her breasts until they touch her chin in various dresses, etc.

She loves wearing 50%+ see thru clothing and nighties on the vlog.

Gerry is her half brother (50% blood relative).

50% of the downstairs loo is still unfinished.

50%+ of Nutty’s apartment is unfinished

50%+ of Gerry’s apartment is unfinished.

50% of upstairs bathroom with the water damaged hole in the ceiling is unfinished and needs repair.

50% of renovations to Fanny’s bedroom are unfinished.

50% of the cellars are currently filled with bats and bat shi.

She provides much less than 50% of the love and laughter to the La Lande B &B visitors and 0 door locks on their rooms.

Fanny used 50% of a marker to fill in lines on the wall between her poorly hung $4,000+ wallpaper.

If Stephanie actually kept and used the nasty old facial steamer she found while cleaning out the attic with Phillip and Potts, there is a 50% chance her face will turn gangrenous and fall off.

50% of the time, Fanny is off pitch when she sings or doesn't know the words but is always the loudest voice in the chorus.

Fanny tells the truth less than 50% of the time to her Patreons. However she 100% doesn't give a shit that she lies to her Patreons.

She participates in only 50% of the online talks on her Patreon, sending flying monkey Phillip, Gerry, or mini apron to fill in.

Fanny sleeps away 50% of the day, rising at noon to wander the premises in her negligee.

She spends 50% of her time trying to figure out how to turn a chateau renovation fund into a travel fund. She spends the other 50% of her time trying to figure out how to get rid of Phillip.

There is a 50% chance that Narnia (by its sheer weight and volume of crap filled wardrobes) will break through the ceiling.

Ruby is planning a mob hit on Fanny with 50% of the disgruntled peahens, unhappy sheep, and the surviving relatives of the deceased chickens.

50% of the people who enter Fanny’s life at the Shittoo are discarded within 1.5 to 2 years, if not much sooner.

More than 50% of vloggers are puzzled by Phillip’s wardrobe choices and love of china.

50% of the last few weeks, Stephanie Jarvis has been frantically creating new reasons why tragedy has befallen the accountants or the chapel restorer.

Stephanie Jarvis has dated the other 50% of owners of the Chateau de La Lande.

Anyone else have any suggestions?

Chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis of the Chateau Diaries You Tube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped.


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Arfarf

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Coming Home: Act 2:

SJ: " Well, F#@k here we are back at this DUMP!"

Snort: "Yes, I too agree, and say F@#k we are back! "

SJ: "Now, lambykins we agreed on the tag line we will repeat once inside this mausoleum, right?"

Snorts: " Absolutely, mummykins, you are right!!!! Always!"

SJ: " Well, my darling child, I can't seem to remember the phrase.....come on, come on, snort it up....what WAS it???"

Snorts: " Um....Um....( hur, hur, hur), uh...."Let It Go. Let It Go!.....??????"

SJ: No no no!!!! Now think with that big, monstrous cranium of yours, THINK!!! Not that recent!!!" An older ditty!

Snirts: Oh golly, older than ME? Now you are making me nervous getting all testy like your mom....you know you act more like her every day.....uh....um...was it a phrase from The Ninja Turtle movies???? Or the Power Ranger cartoons????"

SJ: No you little twat!!! Go back further.....further....YOU are the YOUNG one in this relationship! The agreement was for YOU to keep track of all the lies we weave! So think! Think!

Snorts: I cant!! I am breaking out in hives from you yelling at me mummy and making me eat that kabob I brought back from Venice a week ago. You and your left overs!!!

SJ: I got it you, numbskull! "There's no place like home! There's no place like home!" That's the mantra when we get inside that pile of rocks, got it?"

Snorts: But darling I have never heard that before....is it from a McDonalds commercial??? Or from the Renaissance???.. I know all about that NOW. I read a paragraph out of one of my BIG BOY books that I read while wearing really tight pants so the blood goes to my head and I learn real fast then!! Hur, hur, hur...SNORT!!

SJ: Good Lord, what have I done to deserve you? Oh! Yes, Begged and lied! Well, come on lets go in. And for Christ's sake look happy....I just bought you ALL that ugly china....china, man,....knock it off with the "porcelaine" crap!!! That's MY lingo, baby. Now repeat after me....

Snorts: There's no place like home....There's no place like home... That is quite catchy... You said you made that up, huh? You are simply Amaaazing, mummy dearest!"
 
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Le Baiseur

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Mary still doesn't get it and feebly attempts to justify his purpose at the chateau. He'd make a great televangelist. Grootouders must be so proud he's grown into such an ethical young man.


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lunamoon
1 day ago (edited)
@Philip Janssen I feel you may missed the point. There is nothing tricky about it, people just need to be told to stop sending gifts. They are sending gifts long before the channel began because they were being opened on the regular CD channel. They enjoy seeing their gifts opened, some send for PR purposes, etc. If they were told to stop, many would. I am a fan of CD and Stephanie, I am not a hater, I just think the longer this shameless portrays of excess will begin to hurt the brand overall and the main channel. I understand some people enjoy the gifts but can't we all see the wastefulness (for maybe one or two really useful gifts),or the cost to these people of sending gifts that cost $100-300 to ship ? Wouldn't that money be better given directly to charities? If 100 people send you a gift that costs $100-300 to ship, imagine if those 100 people donated that money to a charity instead? That's ~30k in donations to 100 charities!! Sure, i know you'll still get gifts, but certainly not sooo many. Showing them makes people send more. Common sense
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Philip Janssen
1 day ago
@lunamoon I get what you’re trying to say, but 100 times 100 is not 100k, but 10k. Cadeaux enables us to send well over twice that amount to charities per year. Also, as you’re commenting on this video I presume you are part of the Cadeaux viewers, because why would one comment on a video if they didn’t watch it? So, what about the 45k to 120k people who enjoy watching the channel every week?

Philip Janssen, grifter, coconspirator, and lapdog to charlatan chatelaine Stephanie Jarvis of Chateau de Lalande, Chateau Diaries, and Chateau Unwrapped. Cadeaux Scam.
 
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Curtis Ryan Woodside is a home schooled Egyptologist??? Well, that clears up everything. 🤪


itsmy party
1 day ago
HI Curtis what varsity did you get your qualifications from or do you mean you are an amateur Egyptologist? You are not a qualified archaeologist. You may have done a short distance course, but that does not make you qualified. Its like Stephanmeme saying she was an opera singer. No she was not. She also just did a course. Smoke and mirrors. Bullshit baffles brains. Not sure why you do not just go ahead and study, you are still very young, as your vlogs are getting pretty good !!! Just DO it !!!

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Curtis Ryan Woodside
1 day ago
Hello sweetheart. Thank you for your concern. Yes I am an Egyptologist. There is a vast difference between an egyptologist and archaeologist. WE DONT DIG. Egyptologists are there to study the history. Much like a historian does not dig either. Archeology is very different. And yes I do have qualifications in egyptology but i find that irrelevant. As i always say, egyptology is a vast subject, after a degree there is still a load of self study that has to go on. There are over 30 dynasties in egypt, and 7000 years of history. There are many aspects that many Egyptologists do not study at all, that is why we all have our own specialized areas. But thanks for asking.
 
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