The Chateau Diaries #120 Misfits Hysteria, histrionics and hysterical laughter

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@MrsNeelie
How can you see that. I was looking and couldn't see it. Just the income and the total amount of members. How many top tier mugs members does she have then?
On her Patreon page click in the word tiers you can scroll down and see the different levels. At the top of each is the number of each tier subscribed. At the beginning of the month there were 68 slots left for the top tier today there are 72 slots. I just remember that number as I have been watching it for a while.
 
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Those allergies get him out of a lot of work ..... and , of course, he is allergic to Work !!!
Oh sweet Lord he is so useless- Stephanie must understand at this point she has put her brand on the line by backing this empty mirror- Philip has neither the experience or finesse to navigate these waters- I wish she would focus and not throw it all away. Clearly the reason I am here (we all are here?) is because I’m disappointed. Stephanie has a real talent hosting and engaging people in a delightful way- or HAD I guess- now she is a caricature of herself- because maybe she was overwhelmed by her sudden popularity and she didn’t believe it was just her charisma alone that made her Diaries successful. But it WAS her charisma and her diligence with vlogging that made it a success. The waters have been muddied, the leeches are attached and she is drowning.
 
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Do you think Potts got some youtube or diverted patreon funds to buy the lot in Africa that he surprised her with last month? Water seeks its own level. I think Potts is as shady as Stephanie. Stephanie thinks she is so smart that I think she would try to funnel money into something on the side.
100%, I can totally see the 50% discounted shartelaine Stephanie Jarvis of the Chateau Diaries You Tube, Chateau de LaLande, and Chateau Unwrapped, as the secret 50% new owner of a beautiful little lot in SA. None of them can seem to buy real estate on their own.
 
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Oh sweet Lord he is so useless- Stephanie must understand at this point she has put her brand on the line by backing this empty mirror- Philip has neither the experience or finesse to navigate these waters- I wish she would focus and not throw it all away. Clearly the reason I am here (we all are here?) is because I’m disappointed. Stephanie has a real talent hosting and engaging people in a delightful way- or HAD I guess- now she is a caricature of herself- because maybe she was overwhelmed by her sudden popularity and she didn’t believe it was just her charisma alone that made her Diaries successful. But it WAS her charisma and her diligence with vlogging that made it a success. The waters have been muddied, the leeches are attached and she is drowning.
Yes, I agree. I think Stephanie has always been a narcissist, but the Chateau show and, especially, YouTube, put her narcissism on some kind of cosmic overdrive. The taste of a little fame and the never ending stream of accolades from adoring fans must be a narc’s nirvana. She must be on some sort of perpetual “high” thinking that she’s managed to pull a “fast one” on her fans.
 
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I had to get a new cover for my iPad. All this cover is doing is off-gassing and yet I feel it is 1. More interesting. 2. More intelligent. 3. More likable than Philip, the paid consnort.

Consnorts, find a career and get back to reality. Maybe there’s a school for professional snowdroppers?
 
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JMK
1 hour ago
I get the idea of this channel, but I can't help thinking of the cost of all these expensive presents that Stephanie does not need. Surely the money could be donated directly to some of her charities like the orphanage in her other video. So many presents, so much waste.

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Snooperz82
59 minutes ago
maybe an online auction? I am sure viewers would love to get their hands on some of the things they've seen Stephanie and the Laland crew open.

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Janet MacKinnon
48 minutes ago
I don'think they are wasted! But I'm sure someone will clarify...

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Cynthia Lambert
40 minutes ago
The gifts that are not needed are donated to charity organizations.

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Philip Janssen
27 minutes ago
It’s a tricky situation as people generously send us gifts and this is our way of trying to pass on the kindness we receive. Regardless of that, I don’t think we’d ever be able to raise €24,000+ a year to send to charity any other way. Also, food we cannot eat we give to people in need.
Waaat crap you vomit Philip !!!! are there people in need queuing up outside the farmhouse gates in the middle of bf nowhere? or do you put the food in buckets and randomly hand them out in your local village?! Lies! you would have vlogged their grateful faces and forelock touching a long time ago. :mad:
 
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Fanny’s Venice attire with her breast uncomfortably shoved up under her chin made me think about how a narcissist like Stephanie seeks attention at all times, by any means, regardless of whether it makes others uncomfortable. This is how I have noticed Stephanie deliberately seeks attention through her attire.

Fanny’s Inappropriate Attire/Blatant Exhibitionism.
Has all her blouses unbuttoned an extra button or two lower than is normal to expose her breasts or deep v neck wrap tops that flap open to reveal her breasts.

Wears deeply cut loose tops that expose her breasts while she is shooting videos and moving so you look directly down her top, or thru the open side of her shirt, or her breasts spill out of her top. She edits or views her videos vlogs before putting them on youtube and knows what is being shown. She deliberately leaves such footage in the vlog.

Routinely pushing up her breasts to have them spill over her tops and showcase her bust to the point of indecency.

Wears sheer blouses and skirts that are see through, especially when back lit or in the sunlight, and routinely wears sheer nightgowns and robes when shooting her videos. Wanted to be painted in a sheer nightgown by Ollie.

Wears negligees to go outside and work in the garden, climb ladders outside, get the mail, to search for the missing towers of LaLande, or meet with workers or guests.

Remember the time Stephanie wore only a short sheer shirt to meet with Ian upstairs at the Shittoo, and then started waving her arms and jumping around wildly. She pretty much flashed her nether regions at Ian, who was obviously uncomfortable but too gentlemanly to say something or he was numb from post traumatic stress from being inappropriately flashed by Fanny numerous times.

The time when she wore essentially only a shirt/blouse to go shopping in her local town to try on shoes and flashing people while putting shoes on.

When she wore super short shorts and cropped top to paint and wallpaper on the DIY Chataeau show.

The photo or video taken by Phillip of Fanny on the sofa with her legs open and in the air while she was wearing a skirt.

Routinely shooting her vlog and doing patreon videos from her bed in her negligees.

The really weird photos of shittoo parties with her and Isabelle in lingerie. (That alone brings up a lot of their strange mother/daughter issues - the mother/daughter rivalry .... my legs are better than yours, etc.) I’m sure everyone reading this forum most likely has fond memories of partying with their parents, while both clad in lingerie....

Grinding her nether regions on Selmar while dancing in front of volunteers, guests, or family members.
 
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Oh sweet Lord he is so useless- Stephanie must understand at this point she has put her brand on the line by backing this empty mirror- Philip has neither the experience or finesse to navigate these waters- I wish she would focus and not throw it all away. Clearly the reason I am here (we all are here?) is because I’m disappointed. Stephanie has a real talent hosting and engaging people in a delightful way- or HAD I guess- now she is a caricature of herself- because maybe she was overwhelmed by her sudden popularity and she didn’t believe it was just her charisma alone that made her Diaries successful. But it WAS her charisma and her diligence with vlogging that made it a success. The waters have been muddied, the leeches are attached and she is drowning.

At this point, both Stephanie and Phillip are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. They will go down at some point.

I don’t understand where the Jarvis family came up with their wealth. Her father came from a modest background. They way mini apron talked about her upbringing, it didn’t seem like she was indulged in her youth. The Jarvis family purchased a large estate home and turned it into a private nursing home for Alzheimer patients.

This is all 100% speculation but I was trying to figure out how Isabelle and Don Jarvis could come up with enough money to own and sell a couple of nursing homes, have enough money to retire at 50(ish) for mini apron, own various homes, and give Fanny about a million+ dollars to have a London apartment, ½ the Shittoo, and put $300,000+ in restoration fees into the Shittoo. They lavished Fanny with tons of expensive gifts and furnishings throughout her lifetime (the grand piano Fanny didn’t know how to play), etc. Then still own a home in England, a beach house in Africa, an apartment in France?, etc. I remember something about her father being injured. Did he receive an insurance payment since he could not longer work or did someone else injury him?

It seems like the Jarvis family also received a lot of furniture and items from their previous occupants of the nursing home, e.g., the cocktail corner cabinet, grand piano, furniture in the bedrooms at the Shittoo, etc.

Prior to the vlogs, the Jarvis family certainly didn’t seem to throw anything away or donate anything to others. Fanny comes by her hoarding honestly. I think it may have been from her father. He seemed to spend money constantly at auctions, antique stores, brocantes, etc. during his lifetime.

Were the Alzheimers patients privately paying for their stays in the Isabelle nursing homes?

I don’t know how that works in England. If the did run a private pay nursing facility, Isabelle probably got to hand pick which people she admitted for care. Did she admit wealthy patients with no immediate families or few living family members? Did some former patients give them their furniture upon their death or if they downsized or had to sell their homes to be admitted for Alzheimer’s care? Did the Jarvis family charge very high rates for wealthy patient? Did former patients leave their properties or monies to the Jarvis family?

I ask that because we had a minister in our town that would target widows or elderly people who didn’t have many close relatives around, befriend them, and suddenly when these people died, the minister was receiving a lot of bequests in their wills and became very wealthy.

As with any financial issue with the Jarvis crew, the waters are always murky.
 
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Don't insult poor little girls like that!
More like Jack Sparrow.


Don't insult Jack Sparrow! he's an Icon!
He runs like Phoebe



Except, at this point in the game he's just a guilty. He just might be stupid enough to bring himself down too.
It will be a game of "if i'm going down, I'm taking you down with me too"
Because if she dumps him, he has already lost the love life and laughter of enjoying other people's money and travelling on retirees dime...

well, unless, she pulls the same tit she has done with all her exes, and keeps him on a tight leash.
It's very telling that the man who actually married her is the only one who didn't stick around... what I don't give to read his tell-all book :LOL:
 
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Oh, she's going to donate other peoples money to a country under attack, without even informing herself and specifying which charity? And she expects to erase that image of grifter galore children hater taking a poor black orphan on her lap not to soothe or comfort the baby, but to exploit the image? New lows, even for her. She really, truly should be hold accountable.
 
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INFURIATING! Greedy scumbags- it can so easily be fixed by next Gift Grab- I hope her youtube ‘manager’ or whatever the hell they are steers this in the right direction pronto. The fact that Stephanie Jarvis allows a 25 year old, uneducated ‘escort?’ to captain this ship is reckless. Cadeau at the Chateau has clearly grown beyond giving shout outs to Patreons that send knicknacks, it has clearly grown beyond subsidizing one sole student in a fashion institute ( the kick backs surpassed the charity for sure). Popularity and fame is followed by $. Money must be followed by moral responsibility. Moral responsibility should not be left in the hands of an underdeveloped young adult with ZERO life experience. I can deal with the travel stuff and the tralala happy vlogs- but the gift grab is what I can’t get over- it’s off the rails- it’s irresponsible- it’s gross....so gross. AND fixable within one week! Jeez Louise!!!! Non profits have management for reason.
Snorts’ use of “we” and using it with such an authoritarian tone is overreaching of the first order. He is nothing but a chancing interloper holding his cougar’s pink iPhone. Even the most addicted Chateau Diaries squirrel-doll sending devotees know that. If he didn’t turn up one day he wouldn’t be missed or mentioned again. I suspect even Grabeaux would be more tolerable. His defensiveness over ‘Unwrapped’ seems extremely personal. “I’m the cameraman and director, it’s my baby”.
Without Grabeaux there’s no purpose for Snorts.
 
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" Also, food we cannot eat we give to people in need. "

Have we ever seen ANY evidence of this ?
Of course not. Philip Janssen, a.k.a. Snorting Squirrel Cameltoe, lapdog to Stephanie Jarvis, the co-owner of Chateau de LaLande a.k.a. Grifters Pallace, does not even have a clue what a person in need is, since all his needs have been solidly taken care of by the elderly people in the world, first his grandparents and now his girlfriend. On top of that, all his supposed food allergies have forced him to proclaim he himself is in fact a person in need.
 
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I'm so far behind so sorry if this has already been shared.
This is from Chateau Unwrapped
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Stephanie Jarvis 50% owner of a crumbling castle called Chateau de Lalande (BYO PPE & drapes)
 
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🧵 At this point, both Stephanie and Phillip are just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic. They will go down at some point.

🏆Thank you tattler graciemckitten.
 
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There wasn't anything in today's Cadeaux, that the greedy Lalande gang weren't keen to call dibs on. They're up to 700 gifts in 3 months....but hey, it's okay because we give away the extra sweets we can't eat/don't like and it's all your money, not our money, that goes to charity.

Today we learned that each night, while lying in bed, Snorty reads a romantic novel aloud to Fanny. :sick: Can't make this tit up! So apparently no sex, just words in the boudoir.

Ballpark costs of some items on Amazon:
  • - sherpa blanket (x5) - $25.00
  • - USB mittens (x2) - $20.00
  • -USB jacket - $140.00

It was bad enough that I sat through Cadeaux, even on ViewPure I couldn't stomach watching Mother Theresa Fanny trying to breast feed African orphans. (Fanny - Button up your damn blouse!)
 

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Philip Janssen
2 hours ago
@Catherine H People were sending gifts long before this channel was started - it is the reason why the channel was started, and this way we make sure the kindness gets passed on to charities. A personal thank you note would not raise money for charity. Steph has never asked and will never ask people to send gifts. When Steph heard about the woman trying to raise money for a silver service, she messaged her, thanked her for her kind idea and said it was too much.
I have seen this snotty answer used often in their replies, that people sent them gifts long before the cadeau channel was started, but it is a misleading answer, because the point is that so many people are sending these gifts, because they like seeing them opened on camera. When he says people were sending gifts BEFORE this channel was started, well YES, because they were opening the gifts on the regular CD channel before they started the cadeau channel.
 
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Stephanie Jarvis and her court disgust me, the last vlogs showcase her total tone deafness...this is no longer escapism. It was fun until it turned bleak. I am not flouncing away from here, but bidding you all adieu and "bon courage" in trying to unveil her evil shallowness. I just can't stomach it any more.
 
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Of course not. Philip Janssen, a.k.a. Snorting Squirrel Cameltoe, lapdog to Stephanie Jarvis, the co-owner of Chateau de LaLande a.k.a. Grifters Pallace, does not even have a clue what a person in need is, since all his needs have been solidly taken care of by the elderly people in the world, first his grandparents and now his girlfriend. On top of that, all his supposed food allergies have forced him to proclaim he himself is in fact a person in need.
Phillip better hope they don't have conscription in the Netherlands. Time for Snorty to go back to school (being a drop-out during Vietnam was bad news.)

But I mean, what does "send money to Ukraine" mean? Where in Ukraine?? Isn't that a bit too generic? More generic than generous. ahahahah
Right now Snorty is probably busy trying to find Ukraine on the map.
 
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