The Chateau Diaries #120 Misfits Hysteria, histrionics and hysterical laughter

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KiKiGee

It is not going very well for Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen. Caroline Gooder, has been enlisted to help. Side note, Philip Janssen stated in the live chat that Jan. funds have already been donated. No mention of the charity that received their dontation.

Nighty Night
13 hours ago
I used to like you... but this is just a shameless display of greed.



Chateau Unwrapped!
14 hours ago
Yes, we will be donating the February revenues to a Ukrainian charity

caroline gooder
10 hours ago
Stephanie has stated that the YouTube money for Feb will be donated to a Ukraine charity. The B&B at Lalande has guests arriving soon. The business is necessary for the running of the Chateau and is not a charitable organization set up to house traumatized people. Stephanie has always stated that people shouldn't send them gifts if they can't afford it. They read letters that are with tiny hand made gifts or trim for projects with as much gratitude and love as for another gifts. Please stop watching these Vlogs and commenting. Work on your own projects to raise money for charities. You will be happier.
 
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SadSakCat42

Enjoyingspring said:
I am curious to know what has happened to Ian the carpenter. Seems to have disappeared and again unfinished projects.
Does she ever finish a project?? After living there for 16 years you would think something would be finished.
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Welcome to Tattle! She reported last week that both Ian the builder and his helper are both in the Hospital with hernias and neither will be back until the fully recovered. In other words, Ian and his mate have had enough and have moved on to other projects where they can work without having a pink phone constantly shoved in their faces.

LaFrancaise123 said:
Question :

Is it a compliment in english to say to someone that they match the wallpaper ? (Stephanie Jarvis to Sara)
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Not coming from Stephanie since every fabric she uses in the shitoo clashes with the wallpaper.
 
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T

The Gardener

PHILIP, STEPHANIE, CHATEAU PERSONS WHO REPORT BACK

This is a comment/question for Philip.

Sitting in my car this morning as it had a car-wash, mind drifting as it does at such times, I found myself thinking of you.

I know everything and everyone changes, that nothing stays the same but the change in you has been dramatic and I wonder if you're aware of it.

My opinion of you is that basically you're not a bad person, actually quite funny at times and likeable. If you had your hair cut properly and shaved regularly it would be a great improvement physically but that's your choice ofcourse if you favour an unkempt appearance. Age differences in couples shouldnt matter to anyone else if the couple concerned don't mind so I wish you well in that BUT.....

It seems to me that recently your attitude has grown more and more in line with Stephanie's and the 'Chateau Crowd' That is understandable to a point if you're surrounded by them 24/7 but my question is what would your grandparents think of it?
You mention them often and always with great affection. I wonder what they would think of your recent replies regarding money/charity. Would they be impressed, horrified disappointed or even amused maybe ? It would be interesting to know.

You must see from reading not only here but on 'chat' and other channels that recent behaviour by the Chateau Crowd is unacceptable to decent people. They...and you by association...are looked on as money grabbing self indulgent liars at best and sadly that is indeed a true view.
I know it's sometimes difficult to fit in so that copying others is a way to do it but would that description fit your grandparents who presumably also had an influence on you? If not then why not.

Thankyou for your time and please, for your own sake, THINK about what you're doing and the road that you are on.
 
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Clara Burnett

ploppityplop2 said:
That party looked boring af, any feedback on how crap it really was?
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It really was boring af, as it was very limited in time and booze, just enough to make it look like they were enjoying themselves for hours an hours when it was actually less than an hour, just to film the flog.. The word on the street where her still loyal entourage treads however is "Amaaaaaazing...!!!" and "Sooooo happy to have taken part...." Right, taken part in what exactly? Her shit show?
 
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thoughtcloud

I think you have underestimated how many clothes Stephanie Jarvis of Chateau de la lande has…there’s no way that Phillip Jansson, boy band member and toy boy to Stephanie Jarvis, chatelaine of the Chateau de LS lands has had time to get through more than a fraction of what is in the dressing room!!!
 
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WMGL

Enjoyingspring said:
I am curious to know what has happened to Ian the carpenter. Seems to have disappeared and again unfinished projects.
Does she ever finish a project?? After living there for 16 years you would think something would be finished.
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Nothing ever gets finished.
 
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LadyoftheEast

LaFrancaise123 said:
Question :

Is it a compliment in english to say to someone that they match the wallpaper ? (Stephanie Jarvis to Sara)
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I was told once (from a photo) that I matched my quilt cover, and I did. So it was just an observation. However, who knows what it means from the mouth of Stephanie Jarvis.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Every live chat its the same old, very odd, motely crew.
 
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Albee

His so called relationship with his grandparents never existed. It is all scripted into the character Philip Janssen is playing. Why the grandparents because that fits into Stephanie Jarvis’ narrative of the granny Farm she was brought up in.
 
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KiKiGee

SURE,
Camilla Strong and Oliver Strong are waiting for their patron account to pay.
My question...what did Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen purchase???

Felze velvet bag | Alessandrino Aquamarine - Fortuny

Our handbags stand out for their luxurious finish and the precious decorative details. The Felze velvet bag is hand printed with metal.
www.fortuny.shop
Felze Alessandrino aquamarine velvet bag
€ 533,00 exc. tax
€ 650,00 inc. tax


@camillastrong
1 day ago
If your partner offered to bring you something Fortuny back from their trip to Venice, would you say no? Well, I decided against. For me, I need to touch, feel and try on said item, even though the name is alluring and the photos he sent do look pretty. I think how we purchase, says a lot about us. I enjoy window shopping and buying nothing. Then when I do need something, I often have an exact image in my mind and I search to find it. In the past I have even made a skirt and another time, a dress, because I couldn't find them anywhere. I rarely buy on impulse, but rather, take time to think about about what I need and to create a look I love. This makes me famously difficult to buy for, which I'm sure must be infuriating especially for Ollie. How about you? Do you buy on impulse and would you say yes if Ollie had offered you something Fortuny!? @strong.oliver #thechateaudiaries #luxuryfabrics #luxurystyle #youonlyliveonce #womenempoweringwomen #healthyselfesteem #womenrising #justbehappy #liveyourbestlife #designerclothing #personalstyleonline #womenenfashion #womeninspiringwomen #personalstylists
 
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Albee

Is Camilla Strong calling Stephanie Jarvis out on her impulse purchases
 
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miss_terious

What a disgusting little twerp. "A personal thank you note would not raise money for charity"? All you'd have to do is pick a charity each month and ask fans to donate to it in lieu of sending all these unnecessary unwanted gifts!
 
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Princess and the Pea

Ooh Caroline Gooder really wants to throw herself in front of the speeding train to save her heroine. Bit pathetic really.
 
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KiKiGee

Marie Wiik's has changed her IG bio again, #5.

From #118
#898
FRK has yet again changed her IG bio. I should have been saving every change. I have counted 4 in one month. I may have missed some.

1/26/22 FRK's new IG bio blurb: I left Norway to live in a Chateau but I didn’t meet anyone so I moved to Yorkshire

2/26/22 Scandinavian florist living life abroad | Uk & France I do weddings and workshops @bymariewiik ~ as seen on Château DIY on Channel 4


1/3/22

Marie Wiik
Florist
Scandinavian florist now based in the French countryside
2022/2023 weddings & workshops @bymariewiik
~ as seen on Château DIY on Channel 4
 
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Fennelbug

In the US it’s called a Co-Op building
 
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KiKiGee

Stephanie Jarvis has replied to Oliver Strong's sycophant IG post. What could go wrong??? TICK TOCK

stephanieejarvis
I’ve loved every minute, Ollie! Well, possibly except for having to edit during the interval at the opera Is there anything better than having a job that involves visiting jaw-droppingly beautiful places with my best friend? Philip and I are missing you already and I’m SUPER EXCITED to film our next adventures in March

Wow, are they all on the payroll???

trina_747
Incredibly talented team Oliver ,Stephane, Phillip, Dan and Camilla ..Looking forward to see all the new adventure..
 
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Clara Burnett

The rudeness of these grifters knows absolutely no limits and Nutty proves to be a worthy new member of this insipid family as she revealed in the last gif grab video they actually do not open these "presents" on camera but pick their choices weeks, no months before. The red bodywarmer that she revealed yesterday, so she says, was worn by her al through December and yet it's opened in March. Just let that sink in: somebody sends you a gift, you open it, wear it for months, rewrap it and not even act surprised when you unwrap it. All the while, the generous giver, the one Stephanie Jarvis claims her channel is all about, has been waiting with patience for his or her 2 seconds of fame. Despicable, deplorable people, all of them but some a bit more than others; Nutty is climbing that ladder swiftly. Obviously, Snorting Squirrel Cameltoe "forgot" to edit this out, also rather telling.
 

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Pyke

I agree. She has shit loads of clothes but what has he spent his time doing apart from playing dress up in mummys clothes as he NOTHING else to do !
 
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