The Chateau Diaries #12 Carry on grifting

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Linus

Ehem... Image designed by Linus. Don’t pull me into design-gate! lol
 
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OhIDontKnow...

Lady Chatalot said:
Am I missing something here. You say you pay $200 a month for cable and there's nothing to watch? Why do you keep cable then?
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It’s an American phenomenon. You keep cable because watching air channels is even worse. You can have a lot of channels and packages and still have a ton of drivel.
 
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Allen

TheTaxInspector said:
The figures are based on the current income tax rates and bands in France.
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With UK domicile, UK rental (and prob investment income) and double taxation agreements coupled with a lot of time abroad her tax affairs are not straightforward and your figures are pretty naive, to be honest. I’m with D on this one. Nothing to indicate evasion and she does employ an accountant - although that’s not always a guarantee of compliance, I’ll admit.
 
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FrannyBee

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Are you talking to me? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? (apologies to Robert De Niro)
I've been wondering who Fanny is? I'm FRANNY not FANNY so I don't know if it's meant for me - but If it is, I'll take the Lear Jet please and keep the Bollie on ice in the Jet. No as to spaceship - the Bollie would go floating off in zero gravity and spill. I'll have the cocktail "real please" when I arrive - and will take DB out for a spin when I've got over the jet lag (20 hours not 4 from here). You pick which DB is best but please have it painted in Daffodil Yellow for me so it sets off my bronzed Aussie suntan. If there is a Fanny if it's Craddock she must be dead by now but I'm happy to take any resources she can't use.
 
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MojoDublin


SO I TOOK THE CHALLENGE


Sat here today thought how hard is this editing Lark ,,,,,

seems not to hard

I can Premier Just like a real vlogger -------what do ya think

interested .........

agent Mojo ...signing off ....had a fabulous night with ye all



Linus said:
Ehem... Image designed by Linus. Don’t pull me into design-gate! lol
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my sincere apologies .......sweeeet baby jeebus .....
MORTIFIED

ALSO

FRANNY ...... I spent ages on that prose

MORTIFIED

TOO long down the rabbit hole ....bloody AUTO SPELLER
soo sooo SORRY

am off

LINUS designed the superb pic

and FRANNY is coming in the lear jet

night everyone
 
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Rory

Actually I didn't design this. This magical image is was uploaded by a member who I acknowledged at the time - apologies can't remember who.

Actually I didn't desig this image. One of the members did which I acknowledged at the time as I loved it so much and requested use. Apologies for not remembering who. I just would not want to be accused of stealing someone' designs.
 
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bibisilver

New thread title: Maybe something in the lines of the introduction to the vlogs: “Welcome to Lalande, a chateau filled with (love) (life) and (laughter) fill the parenthesis creatively. Like Gloves (Isabelle’s collection), rife, and crumbling rafters?
 
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FrannyBee

Definitely Maybe said:
Going back to the Chateau cast list, wee Jimmy Cranky to play Gerry !
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As Casting Director could any suggestions please ensure Colonials from OZ like me, know who the f*#ck you are talking about. Jimmy Cranky? I'll Google him. As this will probably be a virtual production ('cos Mummeee probably won't agree or the price will go up for allowing Lalaland to be used for location) don't forget CGI - so we can cast Rudolph Valentino for the Snorter, Marilyn Monroe for SJ Lassie for Diesel etc. We are not bound by any sense of reality here.

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"Lust, Lies and Leeches" "Liars, Losers and Libido" "Fashion, Fools and F*#ckers" "Tea and No Sympathy" "Dumped Friends and Means to Ends"

See my response to bibisilver post
 
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chillijam

I would say definitely not Marilyn Monroe! Physically she's wrong, plus character wise totally wrong. We need someone more brittle, and queen bee-ish.
 
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Sandton

Ooh that idea.

“Welcome to Lalande, a chateau filled with (camel toes ) (extreme dietary requirements) and (too much tat send to us by people from all over the world) fill the parenthesis creatively
 
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FrannyBee

MojoDublin Post 3687963
See my response to bibisilver re suggestions for title - I like "Tea and No Sympathy" after I read the post from a member querying why SJ hasn't reached out to MPK - and my response. Why is Isabel "Casting Director" I'M CASTING DIRECTOR!!!!

I AM CURRENTLY ON BOARD LEAR JET - ONE BOTTLE OF BOLLIE FOR THE WHOLE FLIGHT??? Am about to join Mile High Club - Are you picking me up from Airport? I am tall bronzed Aussie goddess carrying surfboard, wearing Louboutin thongs (the ones you wear on your feet not the one on your bum - in case of language barriers) and still wearing the smile from my induction as member of MHClub. Pilot calling in sick tomorrow due to exhaustion. He asked me to let you know.
 
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chillijam

Cate Blanchett could pull it off. Much better actress in every sense of the word .
 
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FrannyBee

Arabella33 said:
Perhaps Gwyneth Paltrow might be a better fit
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I like Gwyneth but I know a lot of people don't 'cos of her loony health nut stance - haven't seen it myself. We are not bound by reality or any physical limitations - What about Meghan Markle in a blonde wig?
 
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RubyT

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I had thought from the vlogs that SJ doesn’t seem I do much for the locals or hold events or such for locals as other chateau owners do !
 
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