The Chateau Diaries #110 By the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless Prig

[Eduardo35]

IT'S OFFICIAL FANNY IS AN ALCOHOLIC CHARLATAN! The first thing that really gets me weirded out about her was the amount of alcohol she drinks as if it's water and how she tried to make way to create "drinking areas" not just in the Chateau de la dump but in other chateaus also. E.g. the secret door at the fleuries chateau she suggested to make it into a hidden bar (*eyeroll). She just drunk and drunk even though it's obviously noontime and NOT 5 PM. She also stated that she would keep her relationship as lowkey as possible (despite of being unethical and unprofessional) but here she goes parading her toy boy as if she was the Duke of Windsor. Pathetic people!

 

[Jules100]

I do not believe that monkeys got inside the beach house. It was a cheesy set up. I’m sure there are monkeys all around, but definitely fake drama for CD.

 

[KyBourbon]

Just watched Billy’s latest vlog “Losing It All”…he finally sold Michael’s Mercedes. Billy and Phil delivered it to the new owners, and then they proceeded to head to a bar and get drunk…and then gamble at a casino. I didn’t think much about the video title until I realized... Billy probably gambled away all the money he made on the sale of the Mercedes!!! “Losing It All.” How fitting...Billy pissing away all the Mercedes money, just like MPK pissed away an opportunity to have a free car.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I do not believe that monkeys got inside the beach house. It was a cheesy set up. I’m sure there are monkeys all around, but definitely fake drama for CD.

Have to say..my first thought about it was that it was all staged...but i dont know..it was like watching a horrormovie on high speed..

Just watched Billy’s latest vlog “Losing It All”…he finally sold Michael’s Mercedes. Billy and Phil delivered it to the new owners, and then they proceeded to head to a bar and get drunk…and then gamble at a casino. I didn’t think much about the video title until I realized... Billy probably gambled away all the money he made on the sale of the Mercedes! “Losing It All.” How fitting...Billy pissing all the Mercedes money away, just like MPK pissed away an opportunity to have a free car.

dont know about loosing any money..one thing was clear...Phill was clearly outed as a drunk...i guess thats where friends are for...very sad..Here we have a saying..its translated very freely...you always get run over by a shitcart..not by a golden coach...i dont like Phill..but this was very unkind..Billy now we know you have the same blood like teabeg...no class at all..the guy drove that old mercedes to the other part of France..have to say..it was still his...you see how they all manipulate..And btw dont tell me this is British humor...i think of Allo Allo as british humor... or keeping up appearances..at least Billy doesnt get the message..what his friend is concerned..

 

[Linus]

IT'S OFFICIAL FANNY IS AN ALCOHOLIC CHARLATAN! The first thing that really gets me weirded out about her was the amount of alcohol she drinks as if it's water and how she tried to make way to create "drinking areas" not just in the Chateau de la dump but in other chateaus also. E.g. the secret door at the fleuries chateau she suggested to make it into a hidden bar (*eyeroll). She just drunk and drunk even though it's obviously noontime and NOT 5 PM. She also stated that she would keep her relationship as lowkey as possible (despite of being unethical and unprofessional) but here she goes parading her toy boy as if she was the Duke of Windsor. Pathetic people!

"But... but... I drink warm water with lemon and honey in the mornings...!
I've been tricking myself for years, it works!
hic..."

*sarcasm alert
(please read in SSB voice)

She most definetely has an alcohol problem. Then she goes to normalize her relationship with acohol trying to "make cocktail corners" everywhere. A secret bar at The Fleuries, her mother's beach house, and heaven knows where else.

 

[JP in SC]

OH LORD HAVE MERCY, I watched the video of the Squirrel Nutkins “reveal”. . .needed an afternoon break here in the US time zone. “I’m delighted my daughter is happy”. . . .what a neutral, lying statement. IJ is worried for sure. You better believe IJ hopes Baby Squirrel is a passing fancy. Combined with Percy mentioning during his interview “stick with one thing at a time” - don’t think for a nano second that IJ and Percy aren’t chatting it up about Steph’s mania and her tag along boy toy. There they are a couple days out from shopping in England in this video, waking up on their first day in SA - and off to the races they go to junk shop. We learned that Phillip thinks of himself as an old soul. And they repeated the 21 year age difference about 5 or 6 times as if to normalize it. Okay, so that’s in our face. Thank you so much. Message received. When in the hell is she going to wake up and realize Snorts is a ball and chain on her ankle. . . . .you all did not miss much.

 

[Eduardo35]

But... but... I drink warm water with lemon and honey in the mornings...!
I've been tricking myself for years, it works!
hic...

Please....... don't make a fool out of yourself that is just a mug of that stuff but i bet she "drinks" more than a mug.

Just watched Billy’s latest vlog “Losing It All”…he finally sold Michael’s Mercedes. Billy and Phil delivered it to the new owners, and then they proceeded to head to a bar and get drunk…and then gamble at a casino. I didn’t think much about the video title until I realized... Billy probably gambled away all the money he made on the sale of the Mercedes!!! “Losing It All.” How fitting...Billy pissing away all the Mercedes money, just like MPK pissed away an opportunity to have a free car.

I saw the vid but i didn't bother to watch it, thanks for saving me time.

 

[LaFrancaise123]

CD comments.

In an ocean of praising comments, some posters keep their critical mind and warn Steph not to play tabloids style about their relationship.

They haven't read the newest comments, so they're still up.

Even one Patron said his surprise to see her speaking non stop of their relationship.

Interesting..

 

[Freesia54]

Snorts drove Isabelle to airport to make sure she went to SA.

Philip was at the shittoo when IJ had her photo shoot with that Renee woman.. to be a good liar you need a good memory

 

[Eduardo35]

"But... but... I drink warm water with lemon and honey in the mornings...!
I've been tricking myself for years, it works!
hic..."

*sarcasm alert
(please read in SSB voice)

She most definetely has an alcohol problem. Then she goes to normalize her relationship with acohol trying to "make cocktail corners" everywhere. A secret bar at The Fleuries, her mother's beach house, and heaven knows where else.

That's why I get away from drinking any types of alcoholic drink and smoking. My way of couping is through food that resulted of being fat child and a overweight adult (just a few pounds/kilos overweight thank goodness) . as I myself have mental problems (undiagnosed as I don't have money to pay for the treatment). I don't want to rely to it as a pillar to continue living like she does.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

What a cheek of Fanny to decide that her mother's house needs a drinks area ! I bet IJ has already taken it away !

 

[KyBourbon]

Billy’s video title was cryptic. “Losing It All.” I think he likes doing that…sort of like a secret joke. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if he gambled away all the money he made on the Mercedes sale. The timing is suspect…he sold the car, then went and gambled. He had planned to give the car to Michael as a gift anyway, so it was already a “sunk cost.” Billy probably viewed the car sale proceeds as “play money.”

 

[Boohoo67]

I'm waiting for the monkey fling itself at her head. I've decided the only reason I watch is for the schadenfreude that's surely to come. Or a boyfriend in his 40s.

 

[KiKiGee]

Debra Marie
22 minutes ago
Next up a video with Philip’s parents?

 

[marthamilligancef]

Did Percy really smack IJs butt?

 

[Eduardo35]

Debra Marie
22 minutes ago
Next up a video with Philip’s parents?

Omg, What's next an Onlyfans account!

 

[Boohoo67]

what did Percy do for a living? How can he afford that house?

She really is as histrionic as a burgeoning adolescent girl.

 

[Le Baiseur]

whats next ...buy a dildo... as a replica from his size???

Now there's a Patreon exclusive the granny fans would go apeshit over. I can see it now, an entire chateau collection. Dan, PJ, Billy, MP, Edd, etc... even Dick Strawbridge! Ma and Sadie should get cracking and ready the plaster and silicone!

 

[Luna20]

I think potts paid for the renovation of his appartment. And nick & marie paid for the renovation of their very modern bathroom. Apart from that as per Clara's account, she reveived pocket money

 

[Rory]

So just before we finish the thread, a summary of the disappearing professionals who have never returned. La La is a regular Bermuda triangle for money and professionals.

1. Chateau Restorer (french)
2. Heating Contractors
3. Accountants (french)
4. Architect (french)
5. Patio wall repair people (french)
6. Lake surveyer (french)
7. Specialist to look at "painted" ceiling/attic floor (presume french)

Dash was discounted by Stef as quote too expensive (no tit Sherlock SJ, given his bespoke wood cabinet company is based in UK). So absence explained.