I feel like I was pretty matter of fact, because it seemed obvious why your account was suspended. It wasn't real.
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Her strategy is clear to us now, she expects to benefit from her patreonship.
The Castle ten Berghe family was probably difficult for her to manipulate. "Craic?"
@Clara Burnett Well said, choose your battles! There's no point trying to influence the super-fans. If you come from a place of reason and they come from a place of crazy, you're going to meet somewhere in the middle. Half-crazy is still crazy.
I believe SJ is reading tattle. She went with that Snow Queen Elsa look for the Come Dine With Me evening... 
After vi just discussed how she looked like the Snow Queen of Narnia.
@MojoDublin could we add EI for Eternal Ingénue about SJ to the list of glossary? I bet she'd love to that, as she plays that part constantly.
After vi just discussed how she looked like the Snow Queen of Narnia.
@MojoDublin could we add EI for Eternal Ingénue about SJ to the list of glossary? I bet she'd love to that, as she plays that part constantly.
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All power to you. It took FB four years to suspend/ban Trump and that was only after Twitter and everyone else decided they'd had enough ie it all got to hot for Twitter et al and they were forced to ban him) and he nearly started a 2nd Civil War - you did it with one p#*ssy little critique of MP. I don't have FB so I don't know what went on, but I propose we create and award "Best post for the thread" and members vote at the beginning off the next thread for their post for the one just locked, or could have other award categories - most outrageous, best reveal/undercover agent, most humerous etc. Suggestions for categories? MojoDublin seems to have IT skills / graphic creations - virtual medal or trophy could be designed?
NorrisCS Post 3622179 Couldn't agree more. When I was at Uni I had 5 jobs. I cleaned offices (including 15 toilets) I already had accountancy qualifications so I wrote up and balanced Trust A/cs for sole practitioner Solicitors (had to be balanced monthly) - this was before computers. Worked in a cafe but mainly washed dishes etc., Did housecleaning. Did deliveries for pizza shop. My parents had no funds to help me out and in those days there was no student loans, free education or any assistance - I suggest Marie spends a little time and effort, or at the very least buy a dictionery or turn on her spellcheck - correct spelling may not be necessary for being a florist but it is required for creating marketing material and "running a website". I have only seen her floral efforts on CD and to be quite truthful my grandchildren who plonked some weeds from the side of a country road because "they're pretty Nan" did a better job. If the current trend is a messy, uneven, lanky and straggly bunch shoved in a glass jar or a single weed in a vase it's hardly Constance Spry. I actually don't mind some of the displays Angel Strawbridge does - at least she gives a nod to the seasons and acorns, berries and even bare branches can look stunning. I would imagine with with all the woods, country roads and wildflowers that abound near lalaland she should be able to create some stunning displays. Trouble is without a car, she'd have to get off her a#*se and go for a walk but first achieve some floristry skills and discover and nurture some talent.
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Isabelle completely smashed the Jaguar once herself, only owning up to it towards the insurance company, but telling everybody else it was a ‘hit and run job’ by somebody else, shame on them for not leaving a note, something she would have surely done herself....yeah, right...
She got Percy to fix it, obviously. She still 'owns' SJ a new car too, promised after crashing a previous one. Real good driver she is. Almost blind, but real good driver...
Cut and pasted from her Buy me a Coffee blurb.Are those her actual words ? If so, even bearing in mind the language/translation, it’s nothing short of dreadful. There is something so nasty about saying ‘things I’ll SPEND YOUR MONEY ON...’ She’s a talentless, greedy grabber.
It goes to show that SSB (who can find the words for anything if it involves getting money) is no true friend, because she should have advised Floral Roadkill to take that down and help her to rephrase it ....
Agree with you completely. Go to the Bank Marie, have some independence and get a sense of pride. And go back to (floral) school or get an apprenticeship in someone else’s floral studio. You will not be able to sustain a business working as you are, tickling a few milk bottles with wilted green stems and hoping to keep your shop, er... ‘studio’going with what you imagine will be the never ending support of Patrons. It won’t last.
And btw, If you want a car, save up for it like other youngsters of your age.
I'm not sure what her rights to live in the UK are now post Brexit - she's Norwegian and they aren't in the EU but did have some arrangement with EU member countries, not now UK is out I am sure she would have to get the necessary papers to live, work and set up a business in the UK, which realistically she just isn't going to do unless she finds a little town somewhere with no flower shop and cheap rent and locals who thinks what she does is adequate, but she's no event florist, just look at instagram to see the difference in her offerings and special event work, but there are always people who think low end and mediocre is good enough, and that's fine, there's a market for all tastes and budgets, but I think she believes she is a talented artist working with flowers and foliage creating amazing displays. Bless.
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Does she still drive? I know that I have seen her holding things very close to her eye to try to see them. I assumed that she was no longer driving as cant remember seeing her drive on the vlogs, but maybe it just isn't shown? Clearly should have surrendered her licence.
I think Philip lives there now. He includes all of his household goods with the chateau, and if he were just visiting, I can't think why he would have china sets with him. He bought all those hedgehog cards to send out to his fans.....oh wait, he doesn't have any, so he used them as menus for his dinner service. YES I'm jealous! Maybe I can move in too for a rent free home!
We finally saw the only skill the snorter has, he can carry plates.I think Philip lives there now. He includes all of his household goods with the chateau, and if he were just visiting, I can't think why he would have china sets with him. He bought all those hedgehog cards to send out to his fans.....oh wait, he doesn't have any, so he used them as menus for his dinner service. YES I'm jealous! Maybe I can move in too for a rent free home!
All her prospective projects are decorative and window dressing, do the patrons ever challenge her and ask her why she is not addressing structual issues like the damp, or dry rot, or roof or whatever issues she might have, even getting a structural survey (as if...
) to give her a current report on the state of the heap? If I was qualified to do so I'd offer to give her a free structural report just so I could see the colour (ooops what colour) drain out of her face when I presented her with the findings and then I'd used my quantity surveyor skills (don't have those either) to give her a bill of quantities on how much it's going to cost to carry out the recommended works! You know that awful feeing you get in your stomach when given really bad news and your arse almost explodes with fear.... I'd love to see her white face and exploding arse when told about the state of the place.I think it's a step forward with the paneling on first floor guest bedrooms if also wiring and heating are checked simultaneously. Everything could be hidden behind the paneling. I would also create 18th century style paneled casings for the windows with internal shutters. External shutters aren't in keeping with the architecture. Hopefully she also was inspired by the beautiful radiators, light switches etc. of Chateau de Fleur. If she has the money, I would also knock down the windows in the 19th century part and create juliet balconies like in her own apartment. The rooms would benefit also from plaster ceiling rosettes and corner moldings. I would also install marquees for the west facade windows to keep the rooms cool during summer.
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I must say I've enjoyed the last two episodes after the pretentious advent calendar.
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I must say I've enjoyed the last two episodes after the pretentious advent calendar.
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I could only imagine her driving over a peacock on that lawn mower Dan is now using.
@Clara Burnett thanks very much for your insider input - you must have virtually lived at La Lande to know all of this stuff!
Haha, no, if only. I would have spilled the beans right then and there! I could never live there and be part of SJ's shenanigans. It's a tattle-palace though, everybody talks about everybody.
and squashes....
Funny you should say this as I remember her driving recently- was it when they went to Avignon - can’t remember, and I was amazed to see her behind the wheel. She has to use a magnifying glass or hold whatever up close to her eyes just to see! No way should she be driving!
She did a couple of years ago, when her eyesight was already as bad. She would pick up her mother in the south of France when she was still alive to spend the summer at LaLa. Quite a character, SJ's grandmother, although I've never met her the reputation preceded her. When Isabelle introduced Percy the grandmother said to her: 'And how are you going to hold on to this one?'... You would think some self knowledge would run in the family with a sharp observer like that, but unfortunately...
Agree, she thinks she is so much better than she is at floristry, but I don’t rate her. The little town with the cheap rent and local customer; does it exist, particularly in this pandemic. And what if the locals discover she’s scrounging money through her online activitie?
She needs to save money for her #1 vanity project - 'restoring' the lake back. Meanwhile she does only cheap make-overs.All her prospective projects are decorative and window dressing, do the patrons ever challenge her and ask her why she is not addressing structual issues like the damp, or dry rot, or roof or whatever issues she might have, even getting a structural survey (as if...
It's a bad timing to even think about putting up a business, it'll be a long time before people start to celebrate and need her services. There's a lot of competition in her field, why would people hire her?Agree, she thinks she is so much better than she is at floristry, but I don’t rate her. The little town with the cheap rent and local customer; does it exist, particularly in this pandemic. And what if the locals discover she’s scrounging money through her online activitie?
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