The Chateau Diaries #11 Shat o shenanigans

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I so agree with this post. I freely admit I was hooked by TCD way back when-it seemed a harmless bit of escapism. The increasing amount of gifts was disturbing though. Who does that? Why would you send a complete stranger (who lives in a bloody Chateau) presents that must cost a fortune in postage? Some people are sending very expensive gifts as well. I simply can't understand what would prompt them to do that. The cadeaux vlogs are becoming painful to watch. Sj is earning so much from Patreon now it really behoves her to announce to the would be gift givers to donate to a charity in future. She could even choose different charities to benefit from this. This tacit encouragement of gifts really does give a poor impression.
 
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Trotter the toddler is gone to ground ... he suffers for his art

Billy Spielberg seems to have the approach - treat em mean keep em keen...
So far it’s working for him
Algorithms on you tube - need a fast and steady upswing PRiOR to them regulating to multiplayer time zones

Spielberg has copped this - had subscribers hit the magic number - run it over - many media outlets then rumble into town

Ma Petherick is still her evervessant self on FB .. not as blatant now at banning the comments ... simply ingorance personified in her sir trotter might have something in the wind .

His highs seem SO high ... wondering if he’s a bit delicate ... and definitely in medical quarantine - shame really

Nothing posted - if you were a betting man you’d might be thinking media advisor on board
With strict instructions - do NOT engage

At least not till we have thoroughly scrubbed clean you media history
 
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Bats are protected in every European country. There are rules when and how to evict them with ultrasound and blocking the entrances. You're not allowed to evict them from outbuildings. Google a bit if you don't believe me.
This is NOT the year to evict bats… We had enough of those little suckers in 2020! Please keep them inside their cozy cave (man-made or otherwise)
 
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My goodness I've lived a sheltered life. Was it Michael Caine whilst walking with his Mother or Nan, when she saw her first mini skirt on a passing dolly bird & he waited for her reaction. When she didn't react he asked her what she thought and she replied "If it's not for sale they shouldn't put it in the window".

I couldn't fine a post to attach this previous post I just sent - it referred to the "inbuilt" camel toe knickers. Yuk.
 
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Bats are protected in France , SJ or anyone else would be in trouble if they were to do as you say .
But you can remove the super smelly poo. I remember seeing an impressive pile in the Shat toe attic. We get bats in our barn and the poo really accelerates compost breakdown. Cue LOTL in nighty flipping bat guano with Philip.

Aw hell, who am I kidding
 
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That is disgusting. Honestly on judgement day the Kardashians, TOWIE cast, Rap artists,... America, will have a lot to answer for!
 
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@Heathcliffe

Ha that walk yield results

Sir trotter is .... beyond questions now

He’s been called away .. atm says Ma Petherick

Screenshots of chats - patron canceled the monies off patron are for him to have a living income whilst making vlogs

No videos ... no income
Night
 

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Re Wallpapergate: Angela S suggested ideas to MPK and he drew them for her. She has said in previous ETTC episodes that she is no artist, but has the creative ideas. So I think, as has been suggested before, that he was paid for his drawing/artistic contribution of her ideas.
Unfortunately for him, probably in his eagerness to earn a quick few €, he didn’t bother to get it in writing that he would get any returns (extra cash) if the designs were used for anything other than in A&D’s chateau ... big mistake!
Although I do feel a tad sorry for him, it wasn’t his initial ideas, plus he didn’t see the full marketing value of Chateau items. A lesson well learnt by him me thinks!!
 
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Hi there are 7 seasons. So you have not seen everything yet.

Don't forget Trump!
Sorry everyone I am refering to the photo of camel toe underwear.
 
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Can’t imagine being a 32 year old man and needing to have my mummy be my spokeswoman... If he was called away from the chateau, then HE should have been the one to let his viewers/ patrons know
 
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Sorry everyone I am refering to the photo of camel toe underwear.
Yes, I knew you were...but you said America would have a lot to answer for and I included Trump in the mix....

and the tax avoiders throw another party

Well 2 apparently
I just looked up the website for the wooden gift box that one person sent...(not sure how to get the Euros sign...) 393.50
 
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Yes, I knew you were...but you said America would have a lot to answer for and I included Trump in the mix....



I just looked up the website for the wooden gift box that one person sent...(not sure how to get the Euros sign...) 393.50
SJ is going to get killed on taxes
 
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There was never a mindless pleasure phase for me, but there were episodes I enjoyed. Mostly the tours of the rooms and garden. I hadn't ever seen ETTC so I had no idea there was already a bitchy mummy narrative. I didn't dislike her dynamic with her mother, but in a lot of the episodes I first watched, it's only the two of them and they work well together trading the camera back and forth. They have a schtick. Isabelle's camera work wasn't even bad for a 70 something. She's better than Billy Petherick is right now in some of those early videos, probably because she's lighter on her feet. I was paying attention to things like that. Also who was uncomfortable being on camera, how SJ was often able to put them at ease. I never once thought "oh she's poor," I just thought it was a great idea. A giant coffeehouse that's also a bar and a bnb. But then I always go through a phase where I like something, it blows up online, and then I go looking for who hates it. Who has really decided, "Oooo this bitch..." and I always find them, and it's usually all women and a Heathcliffe or two (but usually gay ones, so I appreciate that he watches because he wants to fuck her.) Then I read everything and decide if these newly famous people have done anything unforgiveable, or I keep watching and wait for them to do something unforgiveable. That usually doesn't happen though. They just hire more people, their lives become more opaque, more commercialized, and then they move onto something else. By that time I've already moved on too, and I read about it six months later. I'm really an unfan of everything at heart. My friends hate my Anthony Bourdain speculations, but I think the worst of everyone even when I have an actual celebrity crush. I could never put my energy into to hate watching anything, but I like reading the perspectives of people who do.
 
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Fanny Bee watch Leave Every Thing and Wander. It is one of my favories.
 
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Mandy wearing a mask until she gets a negative test after traveling. Shockingly the mask is on when she is behind the camera too!

Someone was also getting snippy in the comments about how long Phillip is staying, as they should be!!, and if it’s against restrictions. Fans shot the commenter down real quick

ETA - I just looked over my screen shots and realized a woman named Frances commented on youtube. Not me. I just created this account and named it after the avatar pic I wanted to use.
 

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