Thanks for the upadte Mojo
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for you at The Lucky Duck!
This is fabulous Rory. I know that SSB bought the shat-o when she was 29.
Should we all update this as we go along... as with the glossary?!
Thanks to
@Rory for the
SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:
1. (
Gregory Mason Clark) Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24???
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Buys Chateau during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (
player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (
last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (
otherwise known as Nordic Wierdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (
turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Various volunteers ad nauseum (
bread oven guy etc.)
10. BJJ (
any port in a storm, eh Stephanie?)
This can be updated by anyone
possibilityโs
New thread names #12
@Princess and the Pea
your chilly fingers in the chateau making it hard to type
tattle glossary
Add if any missing
CD - The Chateau Diaries
BJJ - Baby Jesus Jeans, aka Philip
PP (Nostril of Lalande) - Prince Philip
UH - Uriah Heep - Philip
LOTL/LOTLL - Lady of the (Lost) Lake, aka Stephanie
SSB- She Who Shouts from the balcony SJ
QBC- Queen of bed chambers SJ
MB - Madame Boneyparts SJ
SJ - Stephanie Jarvis
MMAF - Mad Man's Arse Face, i.e. mummy
Mini Apron - Isabel
Nitti/Nutty - Nati
MP/MP2 - Michael Petherick
MPK - micheal Petherick (sir Trotter)
Trotter - any Petherick family reference
Ma Trotter - Sheree Petherick
Dear Brenda/BG - Brenda Gibbons (superfan/Facebook admin) from Donegal Ireland
Karen Cbomb - other superfan/admin, Canada
Donegals - limericks (renamed in honour of Dear Brenda)
Potty/MP - Michael Potts
Cinder-Ruth- MPotts current squeeze
Agents - Tattlers who find out juicy background info
MBNS;GF - more boring narc stuff; gimme facts
Chat O (or variations) - Chateau (how Brenda says it)
โBuyMeACoffeeโ - give me money (no, really, give me money, I really need it)
Flat 34B - bolt hole SJ
PSDFHB - princess shouting down from her balcony
PRSDBP - princess in her robe shouting down from her balcony at the peasants
Wet Blanket - Fun hoover
Mickey Dodger - Woman who avoids sexual encounters
Edmund Fokker van Crayestein - Former main squeeze of SJ
Thanks to
@Rory for the SSB Main Squeeze Glossary:
1. (Gregory Mason Clark) Husband and boyfriend, on and off at uni. SJ approx 18
2. Nic Larkin - apparently just friends at uni (but also dated according to CB?)
3. Married Husband 22-24???
4. Michael Potts met through Oliver Strong on and off 10 years. Buys Chateau during relationship age 29.
5. Edmond Fokker van Craayenstein (player in tight trousers who pretends to be an aristocrat-BF with guy who said "let the 80 years-olds die off")
6. Mason Dwinell on and off (last we heard he is still staring at the sun?)
7. Ludwig Norweigner (otherwise known as Nordic Wierdo, alcoholic friend unceremoniously dumped at the train station without a ticket)
8. James Jardine (turned out to be "too much" for the girl who never has enough)
9. Various volunteers ad nauseum (bread oven guy etc.)
10. BJJ (any port in a storm,eh Stephanie?)