The Chateau Diaries #107 IJ. my legs are more beautiful, SJ ah yes but mine can open further

[JuiceyLoo]

Make an innocent observation in Dan’s comments and watch the Stephenders try to turn it into a situation. He’s gotten more done there this week than her whole freaking team did in 6 months.
And they call US the hate site.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

the hallway to the pantry is done...but the state of the actual pantry...

I have the feeling Marie didnt want to tell too much about herself...i thought she might have said that the interaction between a career and being a mother is difficult...but since they put Antoine on boardingschool thats no issue i guess..so she didnt talk about it..

The fact that Marie thought at her first invite at the chateau..omg these grownups dress up and party..i have ended up in a madhouse...no wonder it took three years untill they finally became an item...she had three years to get used to that lunatic asylum..

 

[KiKiGee]

Selmar and Tatty are "dealing with private financing". SURE, .

Lisa Laycock
14 hours ago
How was the vegan Christmas cake? Are you going to continue the kickstarter project or look for other avenues? Xx

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Selmar & Tatyana
14 hours ago
Thanks for asking, Lisa. The Christmas cake was excellent – very soft and dense. We are continuing with the Kickstarter project! We are dealing with private financing at the moment. Things are extremely busy, but very exciting. <3

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Not going to chip in on his € 900 digger repair while he's happily driving his Tesla.

Notice Ed tries to keep his Tesla out of shot so viewers don’t see his expensive car.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

Stephanme isn't going to like all the love Dan is receiving - at her expense! Some great comments. So refreshing to see that Dan doesn't delete comments, unlike another vloger we know. TickTock06 was on a roll!

Rosetta Maranos
8 hours ago
While the fancy wallpaper can be fun, I personally love the reminders of the ancient and the “workspaces” nature of the Chateau…the fashionable Ladies and Gentlemen can have their high teas and whatnots, I’m more interested in the craftspeople and householders who kept the joint running!
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TickTock06
7 hours ago
The wallpaper that costs hundreds and sometimes thousands of pounds and it is put up by an amateur that cannot measure and has gaps so bad they all have to be decoupaged or crayoned in. Appalling
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Jennifer Burk
8 hours ago
Imagine how great this place could look if she never came back! How much fun Dan could have fixing all the outside rendering.
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mark sayers
7 hours ago
I think the whole of France would breathe a sigh of relief !
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seethevolcane
6 hours ago
Philip will be pissed that he wasnt around to work on the bricks. Dan, you should do "Table Settings" and let Philly handle the brick wall. (That shitoo is a mess, but it's more important to buy dishes and frocks at the local brocante, non?) Please: NO WALLPAPER. --If you catch my drift--.
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TickTock06
5 hours ago
Don’t worry. No doubt there are sticker books for safari animals to amuse him atm
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TickTock06
7 hours ago
Dan you have done a brilliant job. It looks so much better than that hideous wallpaper and also it will not date. Well done you. I say get a chateau with Natty and amoury and leave this dump behind

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Troy M
8 hours ago (edited)
Does Stephanie know your doing this….see ya tamorrah
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TickTock06
7 hours ago
Who cares, the job needed doing and it looks better than it did and it has not cost patrons a fortune in wasted time and wallpaper
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Vino
6 hours ago
I thot SJ and PJ wanted to do the pantry walls...non? It's perfect work for high heels. LOLLY.
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TickTock06
5 hours ago
And short dresses
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anita okey
9 hours ago
It's going to look fab hope Stephanie likes it and dosent cover over all ur hard work x
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TickTock06
7 hours ago
No she’s planning her Venice house now

OK which one of you guys is TickTock06?

 

[JackSpratt]

Framlingham
MARCH 17, 2017
stephanieejarvis
Home in Suffolk! But my Turkish bathrobe and pomegranate tea are reminding me of Istanbul

Framlingham
JANUARY 15, 2017
stephanieejarvis
Ahhh, England. My sleepy childhood village is the perfect place to recover from Christmas festivities.

Southbroom, Kwazulu-Natal, South Africa
FEBRUARY 27, 2020
stephanieejarvis

Hardly living on the breadline then.

 

[Marty McFly 9]

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How interesting that both mother and daughter wear a similar dress

Thank you for sharing this.

Marie is like a unicorn to SJ! How can 2 women be so opposite? Marie is gracious, she wants to serve and influence those around her. How Nic has 2 such opposite women in his life is just strange to me!!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

i just looked at Edd... he wanted people to buy me a coffee for replacing his tires on his digger...the nerve he has...its 950 euro..fgs..they buy a second house for their own luxery and people have to pay for his tires...i quit watching it prompt..those people have no shame...at all..disgusting...up to high heaven..

 

[Marty McFly 9]

From under Curtis' apron vlog that was posted to IJs FB page .... she's not monitoring her own page!

 

[Sparrowsfart]

Would the unemployment cheque be from Snorty’s previous career as a waiter?
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If he was serving me I'd complain, that hair should be tied back.

 

[LaFrancaise123]

Carol Weaver
9 hours ago
@Lolo Dee For quite awile Stephanie's dad worked on the Chateau. He did alot of the work. Did not know she lived in SA with her husband Mr Jarvis. ( They owned a Nursng home in England for peole with Alzheimers (as she and Mr Jarivs both were RN's as specialist anyway into Psyciatric nursiing. They felt people being in a nice surroundings could do better) Did not know anything about another home there, just that she met Percy online and she moved there to be with him,( after they married,) and when she was able to be free of the pandemic shut downs, as Percy was in SA and she was at the Chateau for awhile, as Percy left first. But the Pandemic kept her at Chateau awhile more. Finally she did get to go to be with him, but then of course the Pandemc was giving problems again. So she was not able to come back last Summer to visit Stephanie. Now Stephanie and Philip and Gerald will finally all get to visit! them in SA. But that is how I understood how this was. i rememer the wedding between Isabelle and Percy at the Chapel at the Chateau, it was lovely!! One of the sons of he Marquis family is a priest and he came to do the wedding ceremony. He grew up at the Chateau. Reception followed outside. MrJarvis and Isabelle sold the nursing home. They helped with Stephanie finding this Chateau de LaLande. He worked on it, (Of course she is in partnerships too with a couple friends) but her dad did pass on during this time. Did not know they wer in SA in their own home? Never did undserstand that part? But she is living with Percy in his home there. I supposed should say, both of them, as they both would probably own this home in the end?

OMG... The surpefans are completely lost in Lalande tales !!! But they would swear they know the Truth !

 

[Clara Burnett]

Starved of new material upon which to comment, I turn to a worn-out theme - Philip’s sexuality. Though rare, prissy straight men interested in dainty things do exist. Non-conforming attire and unconventional mannerisms might identify a person as gender fluid or queer (in the reclaimed non-pejorative sense), but not necessarily gay. Physical attraction to men defines a man as gay. Have we seen instances of same-sex attraction from Philip? Granted, heavy-handed vlog editing would eliminate overt proof, but those of us with decent gaydar can read between the lines. All but the clueless or delusional figured Michael Petherick out based on the pretty men he surrounded himself with and the schoolgirl manner in which he acted around them. And don’t forget the young man last summer who nakedly lusted after the shirtless Amoury. To me, Philip acts like an asexual child. I’m open to opposing views. Please point me to proof, though, that Philip digs guys.

From my own observations AND everything my eyes and ears have told me, he certainly isn't gay (yet). He for sure hasn't digged any guys yet, nor do I think he feels any incentive to do so any time soon. So, your comments are spot on, I believe!

Stephanme's fragile ego is shinning brightly through Caroline Gooder's negative comments about Dan.

As far as I can tell, it's not SJ herself but the payed help. Very fitting for SJ to pay an amateur to do a professional job, don't you think?

She is genuinely interested in the restoration aspect etc and understands what Stef talks about but the majority of the people are podunk folks who don't get it and constantly post stupid peacock shit or anything that 'reminds' them of Stef...without understanding there is a huge difference between a country chateau and the lifestyles of 19th century aristocracy.

Such a shame SJ is not genuinely interested in the ones who do understand restoration. Everything she talks about is not to lure in the ones who understand, but the ones that don't because she knows they will never seriously interfere with her plans, that don't involve restoration at all, but making enough money to send on her preferred extravagant lifestyle.

 

[Pekey]

Nope, as I said before, what he's working on is just the corridor to the actual pantry. But because they are so messy, a lot of the time food is also stored in this corridor because there's no more space left in the actual pantry or because it is just easier to dump it there. Maybe that's why Dan still calls the corridor pantry...

People pay good money to stay there and eat there too.
With rats, mice and wandering pooing peacocks its a wonder everyone is not down with gastro .... or worse -all the time !!!
Perhaps that is why IJ and Percy looked so much better .... they are eating germ free!!!

 

[JP in SC]

Ladies and Gentlemen - in the US (and maybe elsewhere) we call the look that IJ had throughout the video as, drum roll please . . . . RESTING BITCH FACE. Stephanie putting on her happy face, just chattering away. IJ had several swigs of whatever she was drinking, as the son from another mother leaned in close on her left and IJ froze in place. No warmth exuded from IJ. None. Gerry’s effort for perky wears a bit old, he’s trying though. Poor Percy sat there somewhat vacantly. And THANK YOU JESUS we heard not one snort. Or at least I did not. MUMMIE did not have what one might call ”smiling eyes”. Not a lot of love there. But yes, let’s all tuck ourselves in this evening knowing a new term, or being reminded of what a RESTING BITCH FACE looks like. Oh please, I do hope IJ drives over squirrel. Road kill. Onward. Lastly - a sincere thank you to DamoiseauC for sharing the PAY TO WATCH videos.

 

[Rose Cafe]

Or misunderstanding the reasoning behind someone's post. I was not listing a "fact" which was why I quoted the whole post stating it was assumed based on current minimum wage. I was glad to find the post that was stuck somewhere in my memory. That is all. If you were not meaning to be condescending then I will just chalk it up to the difficulty sometimes getting a point across online. Let's be clear when someone has been here for awhile and shown that they aren't of the flying-monkey pursuasion, there's no reason for accusations about a memory. With SJ and her accounting nightmares it's even possible that she was warned to immediately delete that info online, no? For the moment I'll go sit in timeout but unless there really are only 15from the hate site, I'm guessing most of us have value to add to discussion.

I have to agree. I was feeling awful about my initial income post , I really thought I had heard it on a vlog, but I could not prove it. If noone else recalls hearing it , then I'd have to say it was either immediately taken out or it didn't happen.

But I do also feel the reprimand has been heavy handed side. I'm almost afraid to speak up which is ridiculous. The thing is the majority of what's on tattle is speculation, a lot of what is gossiped about is not proven. We have Dan having an affair, or has a roaming eye, Snort is hanging by a string, Stephanie is about to have a breakdown, and is diagnosed with mental disorders. Imaginary incomes and revenues and spending lists appear regularly. Something may turn out the way someone has speculated but that doesn't mean they had proof. They speculation turned out the way they speculated that's it. The truth of the matter is none of us truly know what's exactly happening at Lalaland , as none of us are actually there. Not even our mole, Clara.
If we want hard numbers , we have to wait for her accountant and Patreon update,if that will ever happen. And even with that, there will be more questions with no answers .

I am sorry for mistakenly throwing out a number. If Natti's income is actually taken from YouTube revenue, then, as someone else may have said, it's not any of our business anyway. Gossip will be just that ...gossip. I will no longer be adding to the money gossip unless I have proof as not cause another one of these kerfuffles

 

[oooLaLande]

I haven't watched the Patreon videos yet, but thanks for sharing them!

I just saw this on FB and I am dying laughing at Support Squirrel collaged in the corner, where he belongs. Not in the actual thumbnail

 

[Jikki2]

Exactly, and this before taxes. I don't understand where people get these crazy numbers and think vlogging is a goldmine.
Last month SJ gained 3,2 million views, that's $12,800 and from this money she pretends to pay BJJ's and Nutty's salary, all the travelling costs, hotels, shopping etc. Patrons need to wake up and understand their donations are going towards her lifestyle. That is the reason there's no progress in renovation FFS

Four dollars per thousand views is a very old number that has been around for years and it's just a rough estimate. Well targeted channels can multiply that number and we don't even have to use it to guess Stefanny's income because she gave away her GAG channel numbers which come to just a touch over six euros per thousand views. Based on that, she made about €19K last month.

I am pretty sure Nutty and Squirrel do not live and eat for free so if they are on same terms as other slaves volunteers (25h free labour per week) they would get paid only for the remaining ten hours per week. With minimum wage that comes to a monthly cost of about 580 euros per employee. I think the bitch has plenty of money to burn even without the Patreon fund. Just makes the e-begging all the more obnoxious.

 

[arwensgal1975]

Just thought about the consequences IF Natti and Amaury should ever break up.

with Amaury leaving, she would loose a skilled handyman, who doesn’t shy away from work.

should Natti leave, Steffi would loose … she would loose her … what did Natti actually do?

Natty sat around and pretended to work....just like most of the dolts at the chateau.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I am definitely an introvert. But when I have a party, I stay up till the last guest leaves. Then again, I don't have parties every other night.

indeed its rude...a host never leaves his own party..nor is he to late for it..surely not for dinner and have the guests waiting at the table..that woman has no class.. nor manners...but i have to say..i always like to see my guests and enjoy the company...i guess thats different for fanny Flash..she only uses her guests..or even let them pay her to sit at her table...i wouldnt sit on that table ...not even if she would pay me..

 

[BubbleWorld]

He really is the perfect consort. "Phillip, would you be a darling and smalltalk with the patreons tonight? For me?"

You mean perfect consnort....