How about ancient Greek Theater style all-male actors?
Hugh Grant - Stephanie
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Anthony Hopkins - Mummie
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Thomas Brodie Sangster - Phillip
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Martin Freeman - Marie
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Tyler Posey - Nuttie
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Chris Hemsworth - Amaury
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Timothee Chalamet - Dan The Gardener
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Taron Egerton - Maria (Russian)
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Ansel Elgort -Sabina
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Gene Hackman - Ian
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James McAvoy - Cat
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Nic - as himself
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Potty - Kris Marshall
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Percy - Ian McKellen
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Dana - Ben Stiller
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Selmar -Bill Nighy
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Tatyana - Benedict Cumberbatch
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MPK - Jamie Dornan
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Tomas - Jonah Hill
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I had to do this with an employee, who constantly stank. I too implied it might be a medical issue. She was so nice. and said she'd see what she could do. She said 'How embarrassing for you to have to tell me, thank you'. I died.Tell them they smell funny and ask if they’ve been to the doctor? If they get upset, tell them that there’s several health conditions that could cause them to smell weird and you are just concerned for their health. They will then start washing and smelling themselves to figure out if you are correct. Tell them they smell a bit like cheese or rotten fruit. That will freak them out. Then if they say they can’t smell anything, tell them it’s because they’ve gotten used it to it.
RE: Sillymar: I can't believe SJ fecked Sillymar. We were always talking about how it seemed like he was pining for her affection and attention. I guess he got it, only to be replaced by Support Squirrel, what a kick in the nuts that must have felt like. Even more disgusting would be if Phyllis knew and decided to steal La Jarvis in front of Sillymar... I wouldn't be able to look that squirrel in the nostrils anymore...
Chateau is only my sideline, mudlarking is #1I'm now addicted to mudlarking! What awesome channels!! Thanks!!Who needs chateaux when there is mudlarking!
This was a comment on Dan's latest flog but it may be useful for SJ's new gift....I can envision it now. Stephanme opening a beautifully wrapped gift - gushing emphatically about the gorgeous paper, the pretty ribbon and the lovliest presentation she's ever seen....displaying the card with the beautiful picture of a peacock and then reading the enclosed patron letter......
Dearest Stephanme,
I just love the you, the entire lalande shitoo gang, the stunning decorations....blah, blah, blah....
You work so hard and I know how lonely you must be at the shitoo in the middle of bum-feck nowwhere.
You are doing God's work renovating the shitoo so it's important that you rest until 3:00 pm every day. Because you are in the middle of bum-feck nowhere, I know you need to find your own pleasures.
My Great-Aunt recently passed away, and when we were cleaning out her bedroom and I immediately thought of you. Who better than Stephanme will appreciate this little (well no so little) gift. So enclosed is my Great-Aunt's collection of antique didlo's for your personal pleasure.
Also, enclosed are couple of unused, tubes of my Great-Aunt's favourite lubricant. It's lavender scented, so I hope you enjoy.
Stephanme, I know you are a history buff, but did you know that dildos have a big... long... (wink wink) history that dates back thousands of years. The first dildo, discovered in a German cave, was thought to have been used by people during the Ice Age — 28,000 years ago! Since then, dildos reappeared consistently in cultures and societies across the world, and it’s been a source of anxiety, pleasure, and controversy throughout.
Ancient civilizations used a number of different objects as dildos and vibrators........One of the early civilizations to experiment with dildos was ancient Egypt. It would be so exciting for you to explore Eygptian dildos's during your upcumming trip to Egypt with Curtis.
By the time of the Renaissance, dildo's had become an art form. Members of the upper classes had dildos custom made from silver, ivory, and other precious materials. Something to explore when you eventually flee the shittoo for Venice.
In 17th century England, men were fearful of the threat that these ever-firm phalluses posed to their own sexual prowess, and a number of laws were passed to prohibit women making them for themselves and others.
Your American fans will be interested to know that early American dildo use is scarce, partially due to the Comstock Laws in the 1800s, which banned the sale of rubber dilators. Despite these laws, however, sex toys were sold through an underground market.
The sexual revolution in the 1960s opened up the idea that masturbation was acceptable and normal, and dildos began to take on a new meaning as a tool for women’s sexual liberation from men. Today, there are a seemingly unlimited array of materials to choose from when selecting dildos (not to mention sizes, shapes, and even vibrations),.
I hope you get as much pleasure out of this collection of antique dildos as my Great-Aunt, who, by the way, died with a smile on her face!
Your devoted Patron.
xo
Yes, another vote for Sci-finds!Another good one is Si-Finds Thames Mudlark he finds some good bits out in the Thames estuary and sometimes Victorian dump sites. He quite often features on Nicola's videos.
Damn, this will give me nightmares tonight!GO BILLS!
LaLaLand is a farmhouse (just to keep my post on topic)
Is THIS the ugly image you were trying to block?
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Stay safe and dry!Like early 2021 when we had a Tsunami warning here. We live on one of the highest hills in our town(also overlooks the sea at the end). So our street was over run with people waiting to see the Tsunami, then camping out for the morning. One neighbour up the road put up a gazebo on their front lawn and had a BBQ & drunk beer. Tsunami didn't come to anything.
This morning there was some damage a bit north of us from a Tsunami caused by the Tonga volcano, Cyclone Cody due to hit Monday.
Hope that he is being compensated for all this work.I think he was working on the corridor leading to the pantry. He may be taking tips from us, but his comments are also full of concerned viewers telling him the same things we talk about here. Wherever he got the hint from, I'm glad he used a mask with filters. It was a nice change to see Dan working more safely...I don't think that thing he was standing on was safe but we can't have everything.
Omg! I think I just fell a bit in love with you! Crying with laughter. That was brilliant thanks!I can envision it now. Stephanme opening a beautifully wrapped gift - gushing emphatically about the gorgeous paper, the pretty ribbon and the lovliest presentation she's ever seen....displaying the card with the beautiful picture of a peacock and then reading the enclosed patron letter......
Dearest Stephanme,
I just love the you, the entire lalande shitoo gang, the stunning decorations....blah, blah, blah....
You work so hard and I know how lonely you must be at the shitoo in the middle of bum-feck nowwhere.
You are doing God's work renovating the shitoo so it's important that you rest until 3:00 pm every day. Because you are in the middle of bum-feck nowhere, I know you need to find your own pleasures.
My Great-Aunt recently passed away, and when we were cleaning out her bedroom and I immediately thought of you. Who better than Stephanme will appreciate this little (well no so little) gift. So enclosed is my Great-Aunt's collection of antique didlo's for your personal pleasure.
Also, enclosed are couple of unused, tubes of my Great-Aunt's favourite lubricant. It's lavender scented, so I hope you enjoy.
Stephanme, I know you are a history buff, but did you know that dildos have a big... long... (wink wink) history that dates back thousands of years. The first dildo, discovered in a German cave, was thought to have been used by people during the Ice Age — 28,000 years ago! Since then, dildos reappeared consistently in cultures and societies across the world, and it’s been a source of anxiety, pleasure, and controversy throughout.
Ancient civilizations used a number of different objects as dildos and vibrators........One of the early civilizations to experiment with dildos was ancient Egypt. It would be so exciting for you to explore Eygptian dildos's during your upcumming trip to Egypt with Curtis.
By the time of the Renaissance, dildo's had become an art form. Members of the upper classes had dildos custom made from silver, ivory, and other precious materials. Something to explore when you eventually flee the shittoo for Venice.
In 17th century England, men were fearful of the threat that these ever-firm phalluses posed to their own sexual prowess, and a number of laws were passed to prohibit women making them for themselves and others.
Your American fans will be interested to know that early American dildo use is scarce, partially due to the Comstock Laws in the 1800s, which banned the sale of rubber dilators. Despite these laws, however, sex toys were sold through an underground market.
The sexual revolution in the 1960s opened up the idea that masturbation was acceptable and normal, and dildos began to take on a new meaning as a tool for women’s sexual liberation from men. Today, there are a seemingly unlimited array of materials to choose from when selecting dildos (not to mention sizes, shapes, and even vibrations),.
I hope you get as much pleasure out of this collection of antique dildos as my Great-Aunt, who, by the way, died with a smile on her face!
Your devoted Patron.
xo
OMG she's not real !!!Oh, but it surely isn't SJ's fault that the list of patrons to thank at the end of her shite vlogs is not accurate! It's patreon's fault, for not sending her correct lists....so she has to do the math herself, every few weeks....and if she leaves names in wrongly, it's obviously to honor them. But who are we to judge ethics, right?
Just watching that interview with Selmar again really confirmed the negative influence that SJ and her chateau have on many others there. In that interview, Selmar was a completely different person to the one he is now. Of course, his use of English was never very good but he was much more confident and managed to communicate well. He also looked much better: healthier; fresher; cleaner; rosy cheeked and very happy. He was altogether more positive and cheerful and even appeared more attractive. Now, he is a shadow of what he was; he looks much worse and far less healthy. Despite his claims of being happy with Tatyana, he comes across as being more miserable and more inarticulate. Like Marie, and maybe with SJ's encouragement, he started vlogging which just made him look ridiculous by exposing his limitations, as happened with Marie. Life with SJ at LL seems to have a very negative effect on some, if not all LL folk. Selmar has certainly lost confidence and motivation and generally seems to have let himself go. Is it because his dream of having a relationship with SJ didn't come true, combined with the realisation that YT and grifting does not work for all and can result in exposing lack of skills, ignorance, and greed, and so encourages a lot of negative and hurtful feedback? Marie managed some material success but is clearly not content. Both Marie and Selmar brought some baggage with them but they were initially much more optimistic; the longer they stayed at the chateau, the more diminished they became. I hope Steph one day realises this.Available on YT
Chateau Diaries
And the Australian people are totally okay with a government minister over-ruling a judge? God help anyone awake in that place...Novak sorted. They say this or next week could resolve the Borris questions. How long has SJ got left?
I’m sure he is, he’s no foolStay safe and dry!
Hope that he is being compensated for all this work.
Do like Bruce!T Rex, you're doing the Lord's Work on Earth!
I’d watch myself if I was BJ…as soon as she pushes someone in the direction of their own blogs…game over!Just watching that interview with Selmar again really confirmed the negative influence that SJ and her chateau have on many others there. In that interview, Selmar was a completely different person to the one he is now. Of course, his use of English was never very good but he was much more confident and managed to communicate well. He also looked much better: healthier; fresher; cleaner; rosy cheeked and very happy. He was altogether more positive and cheerful and even appeared more attractive. Now, he is a shadow of what he was; he looks much worse and far less healthy. Despite his claims of being happy with Tatyana, he comes across as being more miserable and more inarticulate. Like Marie, and maybe with SJ's encouragement, he started vlogging which just made him look ridiculous by exposing his limitations, as happened with Marie. Life with SJ at LL seems to have a very negative effect on some, if not all LL folk. Selmar has certainly lost confidence and motivation and generally seems to have let himself go. Is it because his dream of having a relationship with SJ didn't come true, combined with the realisation that YT and grifting does not work for all and can result in exposing lack of skills, ignorance, and greed, and so encourages a lot of negative and hurtful feedback? Marie managed some material success but is clearly not content. Both Marie and Selmar brought some baggage with them but they were initially much more optimistic; the longer they stayed at the chateau, the more diminished they became. I hope Steph one day realises this.
Now you can never un-see it. Gross.Yes, I meant the horizontal tango, but clearly I was trying to block that ugly vision from my mind before I went to bed. Just think of the nightmares!
Do you think that she will open it and film it? Probs go straight to the boudoir and experiment.Given how desperate SJ is to sleep with such horrible, male?, specimans (Squirrelbaby, Sillymar, Mason.....et al)....she really needs something to satisfy her lonliness & sexual cravings.
Think I'll send her a dildo in the Cadeaux!
Jilted by the PrincessI don't understand why Selmar didn't continue with working as handyman. I even remember he registered it in France too. But instead decided to leave all that and started making these underwhelming videos and begging people for money. He appeared much happier and confident before.
I really don't think he can fix things....correctly. He can do manual labor like clearing out overgrown bushes, trees ect. Like I do. Just grunt work. Or simple fixes. Maybe.I don't understand why Selmar didn't continue with working as handyman. I even remember he registered it in France too. But instead decided to leave all that and started making these underwhelming videos and begging people for money. He appeared much happier and confident before.
Nutti will open it first you know! Bye bye Amaury!!Do you think that she will open it and film it? Probs go straight to the boudoir and experiment.
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