The Chateau Diaries #106 Even as a grifter she is quite stupid

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Even if this did mean us lot would have nothing to bitch about if this all came to and end. It would mean that no more gullible people will get caught up in this scam. I think it's fine if people want to put videos on youtube and they are interesting enough for people to watch them and create a shit load of ad revenue. I just think the whole Patreon thing stinks to high heaven. Not so much angry at her vagesty but feel like screaming at those stupid people who give her money!! HOW CAN SO MANY PEOPLE PEOPLE BE SO STUPID FFS????
 
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Oh fuck!!!! look at those nostrils. I hate big nostrils. My mate just finished with a guy. She was heartbroken. I just keep reminding her about his big nostrils. PJ has got to be one of the weirdest guys on the planet. I think this just goes to show what a terrible lack of esteem her vagesty must have. She probably incapable of developing a relationship with a 'normal' guy (if they exist!). If she was shagging Sillymar, she's even worse than I suspected. I remember some video where she was dancing with him. It made my skin crawl. If she wasn't shagging him, he most definitely was dreaming that he might. Ugh! a thousand Ughs!!
 
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I think we should all reach out to Joanna Lumley who played a fabulous lead character in AB FAB (Absolutely Fabulous). We need to beg her, bended knee to come forth and play Stephanie. What a perfect sitcom awaits us all. Joanna as Stephanie could recreate the opening where Stephanie swings open the gates, but one side falls off the hinges as she does so. Joanna could trot around in her 100 Stars robes, holding a cocktail stumbling into the kitchen. The scenes would be endless. The young transitioning lover comes in and snuggles her neck, points and says “oh, that copper needs a polish”. Seriously Tattlers - we have all the characters in place, just need to cast this thing, pitch it to someone and off we go - prime time hit on our hands. If you have not ever seen an episode of Absolutely Fabulous, please do look/see - you will positively be able to visualize Joanna Lumley as Stephanie - and you’ll get a good laugh, trust me!
 
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Mrs. Neelie, tattlers do not bitch - we observe, comment, theorize, disclose, affirm, recognize, observe, dialouge, detail, factualize, hypothisize, connect, complain, clarify, illuminate, conjole, commentate, extole, illustrate, extrapolate, explain, remark, interprut, expound, note, notice, mention, formulate, eludicate, speculate, propound, suggest, point out, highlight, suggest, think, suppose, formulate, guess, submit, express, affirm, carp, crab, fuss, grumble, critcise, moan, piss & moan, grouse, grump, gripe, whine, identify, investigate, annotate, opine, reflect, recommend, state the bloody obvious & stand for justice at Lalaland! (And,, maybe we do bitch a little bit!)
 
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cruel. You've just upset my lunch!! That really is gross!!!

a brilliant idea. who would play snorts to you think? and sillymar?

for snorts I would suggest Michael Gove (I know he's not an actor, but truly weird and ugly!). For you non UK people he's a politician.
 
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Who do you think could play Mummy ???
 
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Yes Joanna Lumley would be paaaarfect to play Fanny in the AbFab way, now to think of who to play the other 'characters' . Hmmm

Wee Jimmy Krankie to play Gerald maybe ?
 
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Cat should be played by Dawn French. Nutty by Hyacinth Bucket! Marie Wilkes by a younger Glenn Close in the style of Fatal Attraction.
 
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your idea but....
Noooooo, Joanna Lumley is too good for the role of SJ. Tory Spelling or Tara Reid are more appropriate to play the part.



 
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I reckon Tracy Ullman or Julie Walters could play Mummy !

OOh Eddie Izzard for Snorts, not sure if he's too old though ?

David Jason as Percy !
 
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Re Grey Gardens Documentary - incredibly sad saw it years ago. I did find the Drew Barrymore film provided more context on their decline in mental health and their loss of wealth, then watched documentary again.
I've seen the documentary but need to watch the film. Therre is a youtube video called Grey Gardens before and after and after, showing what it looked like after the new owners finished renovating it.
 
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