Since we don’t have anything new to pick apart, can we do some speculating? I have a few things I’m wondering about at the moment, so tell me what you think:
1. Mummy having to host PhiPhi as a guest in her home. Will she:
-order him around like a slave?
-bring him breakfast in bed with her daughter?
-act like he doesn’t exist?
-sneer at him until the camera pans to her
-pull out the non disclosure forms and payoff money to make him go away?
-dance around him in her bathing suit?
2. Stephanie not getting to go to SA because she keeps testing positive for CoVid. Will she:
-lie about it
-lie about it and party in London
-lie about it and try to get into Italy
-lie about and it go to Bar-Bay-Doss
3. Stephanie isn’t going back to the meat locker until February. How poor is the content going to be? Will it be:
-recycled outtakes of stuff we already saw in Dans vlog
-buying expensive crap wherever in the world she is at the moment
-visiting a Church and inappropriately filming it while half naked, and then crying
-eating something while groaning it’s her favorite
-buying cases of wine
-drunk at a $800 lunch somewhere
-wearing a bathing suit to not go swimming while she reads something
-PhiPhi curling her hair
4. The Patreon Vlog content is not going to be very chateau-centric till she’s back. Will it consist of:
-outtakes from the Advent Vlogs which will be even worse than the Advent Vlogs
-Dan walking around and filming the grass grow or all the stuff that’s broken
-video of Natti sitting on Anne Marie all over Argentina
-Stephanie reading Wikipedia
-Davey’s Garden Plans AGAIN
Hmmmm. I do wonder.
Yeah. And her parents blessed it and contributed.