The Body Coach #2 Joe gets right on my wicks

[Babyboox]

Poor Marley sneezes too as he kicks the blanket off!

 

[Getagripppppy]

He is actually disgusting. I’d guess he is faking so much of his life. Who cares about cleaning the kitchen (when the cleaner comes in the morning) I’d hazard a guess the baby is already having formula (nothing wrong, but why the pretence of the full fridge wrong dates mum prosecco pumping nights away tit) I feel upset that there are many vulnerable new parents and people buying into his brand.

 

[Rp235]

I’ve been following the wean account for a few months and it made me feel tit that my toddler was refusing some of food that he was recommending. Think he just got lucky with Indie being so placid, hope Marley gives him hell.
Just wanted to echo what others on here have said. Had I seen his account whilst breastfeeding my first child i would have felt awful. The fact Rosie has left her newborn for a night away whilst supposedly breastfeeding would have really knocked me! I could barely leave the room whilst my baby was that little!! He’d cluster feed most evenings and wake for feeds every 2 hours minimum during the night. I wish they could be honest and say actually we’re transitioning him into formula so that Rosie can have time away. I think it harks back to Joe’s control on food and how he wants people to perceive that his kids are having the supposed absolute best all the time.
Don’t get my started on the bloody flash cards like he’s the first Dad to parent their children. He can’t even make sure they’re fully clothed or have an appropriate routine!

 

[RoseEB]

I imagine the stories will time out before it’s actually reviewed by Instagram, the man is an absolute bellend.

 

[havinalol]

They don’t ever do anything normal. My kids love a roast. Meat, potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, loads of veg. I’ve never ever seen indie eat a roast. Even when my kids were tiny they would have one with us and just try it all. They don’t have a normal family life at all.

Well Sin guess who's going for a roast!
Hey Joe try not to make it obvious that you read here next time

 

[KatieLauren123]

And now the baby is dressed in a chunky knitted onesie instead of being naked (thank god) I do hope he is reading here because the bloke needs some guidance

Well Sin guess who's going for a roast!
Hey Joe try not to make it obvious that you read here next time

I wonder if we’ll see indie enjoying the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding he’s stuffing his face with or will she just be having plain veg and cabbage water?

 

[Georgethecat]

He better not order indie eggs or lentils give her the good stuff Joe!

 

[Mustard]

And now the baby is dressed in a chunky knitted onesie instead of being naked (thank god) I do hope he is reading here because the bloke needs some guidance


I wonder if we’ll see indie enjoying the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding he’s stuffing his face with or will she just be having plain veg and cabbage water?

I think cabbage water is a delicacy in Yorkshire as my mother loved to drink it.

 

[bubbletea123]

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I reported the naked segments and also when indie was naked in the bath. I sent him the message posted above. How can he not see that it is so inappropriate?
the lack of routine is awful! My little girl is the same age as indie and we have a set routine which she thrives on

I just went and reported them all. How irresponsible of Joe.

That is disgusting! Because it’s a child presumably, but surely that’s worse

They say they remove nude or partially nude content of children so not sure why they wouldn't consider this bad.

 

[Mustard]

Yeah, they were still there a little while ago so he doesn't give a toss. Hope he's not turning into another Jono Joly.

 

[Lumpfish]

I'm sure she could have gone one night without a bath.

Also, the blinds aren't fully closed. What if there was a weirdo neighbour that could see in?


They look alike.

I found this very strange too. Surely do it in the bathroom where floor is more wipeable etc. Seems he did it so he could post the story of her watching tv and relaxing like a spa? she’s 1 year old?! Strange.

 

[Sarah honeysuckle]

How is this right?!?

 

[Chunkymunky]

How is this right?!?

Yep said the same for all the ones I reported! Baby porn is NOT A JOKE! He’s so desperate for validation as a parent he’s exposing both his children to this sick world I really do think it’s wrong and they need to change the rules for all these accounts that use their kids as cash cows

 

[Loulou1984]

"We are going for a roast, mummy is hungover"... 4 week old/breastfeeding/going out for the day/hungover - it all sounds complete bollocks. You cannot leave a 4 week old to get pissed for the day with a stash of expressed breastmilk, mum would have boobs like rocks, pumping isn't a 2 minute job in the loos. I loved the notion of lean in 15 and even wean in 15, even though I have a few kids and knew that some of it was fluke. Now I just see a guy who I honestly believe needs a medical intervention. And I'm not even joking. Something is not right. And as a mum I wouldn't be letting my kids dad spend time with them in his state, its actually really sad and I seriously believe we are witnessing the 'downfall' of someone who didnt start off as a bad person but isnt doing himself any favours whatsoever. I find it really sad x

 

[Chunkymunky]

Ewww the thought of him and Rosie boiling water by the pan and sharing a shallow bath is he trying to be too relatable or something!? Why on earth can’t they take it in turns to pop to a relations or friends for a good soak- especially as he’s always got sweaty nads from working out in his shorts and socks in the living room! I cant believe I used to find him attractive he actually makes me feel a little ill now

 

[a.pain]

Ewww the thought of him and Rosie boiling water by the pan and sharing a shallow bath is he trying to be too relatable or something!? Why on earth can’t they take it in turns to pop to a relations or friends for a good soak- especially as he’s always got sweaty nads from working out in his shorts and socks in the living room! I cant believe I used to find him attractive he actually makes me feel a little ill now

What?! Rosies probably still bleeding from her vag

 

[Chunkymunky]

What?! Rosies probably still bleeding from her vag

On his latest story... it’s vile

 

[wishes]

What’s going on? They seem to have family close by and recently had a night away in a hotel. Why aren’t they staying with friends or family if there’s no heating or hot water? I suppose a hotel might be a struggle with small children but they managed to take Indie abroad a few times.

 

[Juslookin]

I can't actually believe what I've seen on both his Instagram's the last few utterly irresponsible parenting. Naked newborn in a cold open plan house toddlers having a probably luke warm bath in a cold room. No routine no structure just one peice of toast at 8pm for you WTF. he's said before he doesn't give indie snacks, I thought his weaning page followed NHS guidelines? I'm sure it says your toddler can have two healthy snacks? I get not wanting to overfeed your child but come on an apple? Bit of pitta with hummus? I'd be starving if I didn't eat dinner till 8pm and had a small carb free omlette for lunch lol.
Blows my mind how his so restrictive with food but routine is so free and go with the flow

 

[wishes]

OMG their house is just covered in Gousto boxes. The bloody things are in the background of almost every story!