The Anna Edit #22 The Amish Edit

[salexse]

Do you think she is keen to do videos on the renovation but Mark is not? She keeps looking to him and checking with him in a "is this ok?" sort of way. Maybe he thinks someone will steal all his ideas (ironic seeing as though his wife hasn't got an original idea or style in her body when it comes to vlog contact, mannerisms on camera, and clothing).
Their kitchen looks how I imagine an Aesop counter to look in a department store.

 

[Andyakafrenchie]

Aren’t they adding a gold sink and maroon countertops though ? The whole thing will look ridiculous.
Did Anna fall on her head the day they moved into this house? Did Mark slowly start poisoning her coffee everyday when he quit his job ? Because she’s been acting like a completely different person ever since. She used to dress nicely, have a semi nicely decorated home. Now it’s all about the cult : Amish outfits + wet poodle haircut + wework kitchen + her child’s disappearance/pretending he doesn’t exist

 

[londongirl2001]

For some reason I felt like watching some of Anna's really old weekly vlogs, from the time when the channel was still called ViviannaDoesMakeup. I know those are from 8, 9 years ago but wow, she looked so cute and happy and managed to film in an interesting, but relaxed way. I think I liked her especially compared to the manic loud vlogs by the Brit crew (Zoe, Alfie and the likes). Mark made only the occasional, mostly silent appearance.
Instagram really was her downfall creativity-wise. YouTube forced these people to actually do something by themselves, they had to put in a little bit of effort. The major move to Instagram was a mistake imho.

 

[icannoteven]

Drab and dreary

 

[CallMeHollywood]

The brown monstrosity on the second row on the left…. I’m getting a static shock just looking at it.

 

[Pippa2]

Do you think she is keen to do videos on the renovation but Mark is not? She keeps looking to him and checking with him in a "is this ok?" sort of way. Maybe he thinks someone will steal all his ideas (ironic seeing as though his wife hasn't got an original idea or style in her body when it comes to vlog contact, mannerisms on camera, and clothing).
Their kitchen looks how I imagine an Aesop counter to look in a department store.

I think she has lost her confidence for one reason or another, whether it is health reasons or relationship issues, not sure

 

[Abc802]

Aren’t they adding a gold sink and maroon countertops though ? The whole thing will look ridiculous.
Did Anna fall on her head the day they moved into this house? Did Mark slowly start poisoning her coffee everyday when he quit his job ? Because she’s been acting like a completely different person ever since. She used to dress nicely, have a semi nicely decorated home. Now it’s all about the cult : Amish outfits + wet poodle haircut + wework kitchen + her child’s disappearance/pretending he doesn’t exist

Maroon counters???

 

[Ray1403]

Drab and dreary

i think autocorrect changed “tit” to “summer”. she must have been trying to call it “the tit dresses edit” right??

 

[HSen]

Waiting on the commentary about those nasty brown shoes…

 

[poopettemetis]

Drab and dreary

This looks like that poop poster you see every once in a while. Like, if your poop looks like this you might have this, if your poop looks like this you might need this. Let me see if I can find it.

ETA: found it!

 

[almostoverit]

Have you seen her latest ad for netaporter and noble panacea? So wasteful and so expensive!

 

[HorrifiedbyBabz]

Have you seen her latest ad for netaporter and noble panacea? So wasteful and so expensive!

everything she flogs is entirely realistic for her audience, no wonder her engagement is so bad

 

[CatCafe234]

This looks like that poop poster you see every once in a while. Like, if your poop looks like this you might have this, if your poop looks like this you might need this. Let me see if I can find it.

ETA: found it!
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Now I’m imagining Anna using the Bristol Stool Chart as inspo for her home renovations and fashion choices. Many, many years ago one of my classmates awarded a joke prize to our Geography teacher ‘for services to the colour brown’, because of his fashion choices. Anna is definitely a contender for that one.

 

[Luna252]

Is today’s crotch shot for us Tattlers?

 

[poopettemetis]

Now I’m imagining Anna using the Bristol Stool Chart as inspo for her home renovations and fashion choices. Many, many years ago one of my classmates awarded a joke prize to our Geography teacher ‘for services to the colour brown’, because of his fashion choices. Anna is definitely a contender for that one.

That's it! The Bristol Stool Chart

 

[Ray1403]

sorry me again but genuine question. she always says she buys jeans 2 sizes too big to get a “relaxed” fit. but surely that doesn’t make them relaxed, it just makes them… fall down? if she wants a relaxed fit why doesn’t she just buy jeans specifically cut in that fit? i don’t understand

 

[bumblebee365]

sorry me again but genuine question. she always says she buys jeans 2 sizes too big to get a “relaxed” fit. but surely that doesn’t make them relaxed, it just makes them… fall down? if she wants a relaxed fit why doesn’t she just buy jeans specifically cut in that fit? i don’t understand

I am starting to wonder if she has some strange body dysmorphia thing... constantly buying clothes that drown her - is it just so she can look like she has lost more weight than she actually has in reality post baby

 

[peppin]

i don’t understand

anna doesn't understand proportions lol, plus how else can you flex your thinness well-being if you don't look like matthew mcconaughey after weight loss???

 

[Eat My Shorts]

sorry me again but genuine question. she always says she buys jeans 2 sizes too big to get a “relaxed” fit. but surely that doesn’t make them relaxed, it just makes them… fall down? if she wants a relaxed fit why doesn’t she just buy jeans specifically cut in that fit? i don’t understand

I thought the same! What in gods name is she on about?

 

[Readinginks]

I thought the same! What in gods name is she on about?

It’s really odd, the same way buying 4 sizes up when pregnant instead of just getting maternity clothes.