The Anna Edit #14 Mrs Mark Newton continues to cosplay a beige upper middle class brand bore

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Kitkatkut

Do we get treated to those atrocious “outfits” every day now just so she can squeeze some #affiliate money out of the fact that she *got dressed* for the day? She looks like she’s been pulled straight out of the 90s bin. Seriously girl?
 
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Eat My Shorts

Seriously, She needs to piss off with this boring, greedy crap! She looks ridiculous and scruffy AF!
 
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LittleBluebird

Wait. Is that her whole outfit so she plans to leave the house in that monstrosity? Or is MaryMawk making her wear her winter coat indoors?
 
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jaymie

Wtf why are very glorifying tracksuit. That outfit is ‘oh, I need a cuppa but I forgot my milk, let me put on my jacket and run to the corner shop Waitrose and Partners to grab milk’
 
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roarke

jaymie said:
Wtf why are very glorifying tracksuit. That outfit is ‘oh, I need a cuppa but I forgot my milk, let me put on my jacket and run to the corner shop Waitrose and Partners to grab milk’
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This is very anal of me, but there’s not a Waitrose supermarket in 5 miles of Anna’s house
 
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LittleBluebird

jaymie said:
Wtf why are very glorifying tracksuit. That outfit is ‘oh, I need a cuppa but I forgot my milk, let me put on my jacket and run to the corner shop Waitrose and Partners to grab milk’
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I’m Not even sure I’d wear this to the supermarket or outside of the house at all. Maybe the doctor or hospital if I’m sick. Maybe.
 
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LittleBluebird

jaymie said:
How did Anna become more infuriating than Lily?
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She’s the lying liar who lies. And she’s much more pernicious in her trickery & faux relatability. She’s always been a snake , but since they moved they’ve let their true colors show.
 
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The Yoko Ono of GY

Also we can not ignore her pose. Looks like Fred Astaire mid-tapdance when the song has a stop for 3 beats, prepared to jump back in choreography the next sec.
 
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jaymie

How big is her face, body and head? How do they even go through so many bottles?
 
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peppin

I like this socks and trainers trend ( fashuon), but anna fails to be an influencer who presents new things -- doesn't matter whether they're your cup of tea or not -- camille charrière was sporting a similar combo ages ago, mrs mark newton only joins the club once there's enough similar photos on instagram... Not to mention, the execution of hers possesses all the charm of drinking a glass of lukewarm water in summer. Meh-bleh moment.

The Yoko Ono of GY said:
Also we can not ignore her pose. Looks like Fred Astaire mid-tapdance when the song has a stop for 3 beats, prepared to jump back in choreography the next sec.
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Ha, that's the elongating pose to appear taller! Next step is to only pose on one's tippy toes.
 
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I'veloveditforyears

I wonder how long this recreating influencer outfits (AKA wearing jeans & jumper/ tracksuit with a coat - woolly hat optional) will last? I suppose it gives us a break from the capshool wardrobe.
 
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poopettemetis

I sure hope Ralph doesn’t poo, pee, vomit, spit up or spill anything on that jute rug. Jute is SO hard to clean, especially if you’ve got babies or pets
 
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jaymie

poopettemetis said:
I sure hope Ralph doesn’t poo, pee, vomit, spit up or spill anything on that jute rug. Jute is SO hard to clean, especially if you’ve got babies or pets
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Always thought jute rug is like a door mat. haha! Why would anyone wants such a rough material at home? Persian rug all the way
 
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Sosogood

Anna's latest fashion reel and picture on Insta with a very serious face- I feel like she is trying to be more like the fashion bloggers. To be honest I wouldn't know though, because Grandmark keeps cropping out her face, so maybe this is what she looks like most of the time.
 
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FrankieBelle

That bloody blue coat needs burning

jaymie said:
Always thought jute rug is like a door mat. haha! Why would anyone wants such a rough material at home? Persian rug all the way
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Poor Ralph's little knees when he crawls over that
 
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