On another note, who actually wears jeans like these ankle-flapping monstrosities in real life? I’ll wait
…I do! Big fan of the Levi’s Ribcage Ankle Straight here.On another note, who actually wears jeans like these ankle-flapping monstrosities in real life? I’ll wait
I’m really curious why she decided to post the top right picture of her picking her nose.Anna has worn those trousers and items like that plenty of times, people are triggering themselves reading different things in it now. This is just how she has posted outfits over the years, in various sizes.
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what I’m curious about is when she’ll share what’s wrong with her leg, that she always has to stand on one leg. I wish she were more open about that
I wear lots of leather trousers, I don’t think anyone considers them edgy at all. It’s Pretty mainstream, I doubt Anna doesn’t know this.Someone like Anna Newton might think she crosses all the edgy trends and boundaries when she puts on black leather trousers *yawn*.
I’d love to wear leather trousers but the rustling sound drives me bonkersI wear lots of leather trousers, I don’t think anyone considers them edgy at all. It’s Pretty mainstream, I doubt Anna doesn’t know this.
I am having a little dig at Anna Newton. I am not here to harm anyone else. Please don't take everything personally. I am not even half serious sometimes. I just talk!I wear lots of leather trousers, I don’t think anyone considers them edgy at all. It’s Pretty mainstream, I doubt Anna doesn’t know this.
No, of course not! None taken. I’m always joking that I’m the only one on this thread who actually like certain things Anna wears.I am having a little dig at Anna Newton. I am not here to harm anyone else. Please don't take everything personally. I am not even half serious sometimes. I just talk!
Sorry i’m late but OH MY FUCKING GOD!Also she drinks it in the toilet. What a weirdo. 5 bed house and she had to drink it in the toilet where she shit and pee.
The Super Speedy Beauty Edit: From Head To Toe
Now when I say speedy, I *mean* speedy…
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You don’t need me to give you the ‘new parent I have no time‘ spiel, but seriously people aren’t lying when they say that. These babies will only entertain themselves for an approximately two minute window in which I can now somehow load washing, make a morning smoothie and brush my teeth in. It’s miraculous what you can do without procrastination, it really is. So my beauty routine has been whittled down like never before and although there were a few weeks where if I even managed to cleanse my face it was a small miracle, I’ve now settled into a mini slimmed-down morning routine that makes me feel and look awake even when I’ve been up since 4am. TA-DAH! So today I thought I’d share my super speedy beauty edit from head to toe that makes me feel like an actual human again…
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THE SHOWER
Before the little lad arrived I remember reading a blog post by Caroline where she mentioned the ‘Pyjama and Shower‘ rule. If you’re due to have a baby anytime soon I highly recommend a read and DAMN SHE IS SO RIGHT. You really, really need a shower everyday – even if you do just get into fresh pyjamas afterwards. It sounds completely obvious but when you’re really in the thick of it sometimes even just thinking about the energy it takes to stand up in the shower is enough to knacker you out, but have the shower – I always felt all the better for it. These days I keep my shower, body and hair routine extremely simple. Firstly a douche with the Kiehl’s Made For All Body Wash*, then I’ve discovered that the Beauty Pie Detox Shampoo* is just as good as other clarifying formulas I use and like half the price so I give my hair a rinse with that every other day. Then once I’m out the shower I rub the Susanne Kaufmann Stretch Mark Oil* on my belly (yes I’m still on that train!), throw on some deodorant, dry my hair if I’ve washed it and we’re done. Once a week I try and do a layer of the Tax-Luxe The Gradual* all over just because it makes me feel good and a Sunday bath always goes down well and I’m very happy to have the Therapie Himalayan Detox Salts* back in my life.
Actually I’m missing out a huge part of my beauty routine here – HAND CREAM! Oh my word when there is a newborn baby around you are washing your hands ALL. THE. TIME and I don’t think my hands have ever been so dry. Mark and I both love the Kiehl’s Ultimate Strength Hand Salve* (ad – gifted), but he has the Kiehl’s Richly Hydrating Scented Hand Cream in Grapefruit* (ad – gifted) in his bedside drawer and I badger him to let me use it before bed every night because it smells so ridiculously good.
SHOP THE SHOWER*
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THE SKINCARE
Whereas my shower routine has been pretty standard, my skincare is a little all over the place so I’ll share a sort of ‘in the middle‘ routine; sometimes I do more and other times just use one or two products for the AM or PM. For both morning and night I try my hardest to cleanse and I’m still loving the Kiehl’s Centella Sensitive Facial Cleanser*, then I follow that with some kind of spray like the Dr Jart Ceramidin Spray Mist* (ad – gifted), and then an eye cream because DAMN my eyes are taking a battering right now and I’m currently using the Beauty Pie Triple Hyaluronic Acid Lifting Eye Serum* (ad – gifted). If it’s the morning then I sometimes follow this with some kind of Niacinamide and Hyaluronic Acid serums, then a moisturiser or oil and finish it off with the Beauty Pie Super Healthy Skin Feather Light SPF 50* or if it’s the evening I go straight in with the Allies of Skin Promise Keeper Blemish Facial* and call it a day. But really the bare bones are a cleanse, spray and SPF in the morning and a cleanse and the Allies of Skinproduct in the evening.
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THE MAKEUP
I might not wear makeup everyday, but sometimes I just fancy a bit of a face, you know? And whenever I do get a chance to throw some slap on it just makes me feel good. I use just a handful of products, use one or two brushes and can apply it basically with my eyes closed. First up MAC Face + Body in C2*, squirted onto a flat-top kabuki and applied it all over. It just gives a light coverage and a bit of glow when I need it most. Concealer-wise I’ve had to step it up a bit so now dab on the Dior Forever Skin Correct Creamy Concealer in 2N*. This is actually great just on it’s own when I can’t be arsed to apply a foundation underneath. Next I do some bronzer – I’m currently using the Marc Jacobs Bronzer in Tan-Tastic* (ad – gifted) – and I just use a big powder brush to dust that all over. Then I use the Patrick Ta Major Brow Lamination Gel* which is just absolutely incredible, put a bit of bronzer over my eyelids with a small fluffy brush, apply some Giorgio Armani Eyes To Kill Wet Waterproof Mascara*, then whatever lip balm I have hanging around (actually the Hermes Rosy Lip Enhancer in 30 is proper lush, if not ludicrously priced!), and I’m ready. Finito and ready to sing Old McDonald for the 188th time that day.
SHOP THE MAKEUP*
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Photos by Mark Newton
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If you have a personality of a boring potato, you wear beige.Ugh I can’t be the one looking at Anna and thinking: she would look GREAT if she just let loose for a little. I know it may be that she actually loves dressing that bland, but ugh. Anna and I have similar ages and sometimes I just want to grab her by the shoulders and scream WOMAN, have some fun for once for Christ’s sake!!! Why are you dressing like you were 60??? Not even that, because my mom is 60 and her wardrobe is more fun than Anna’s. Be silly for once, try colors (not only mustard, for God), fashion should be about expressing your personality through your clothes. She doesn’t even have a boring job that requires her to dress in only beige, black and white. Life is too short for you to worry about your “aesthetic” all of the time.
Sorry guys had to vent
What do you wear when you have no personality at all?If you have a personality of a boring potato, you wear beige.
You do nothing but copy other influencers and follow each and every trend no matter how shit it looks on you because you're incapable of having original thoughts and buy tons shit so you can link them for cash.What do you wear when you have no personality at all?
But OF COURSE she has! So predictable, that one.Our Nanna has gone very quiet since the affiliate-link marathon for Black Friday is over, hasn’t she?
Yeah, she was already gaining weight pre-pregnancy. She hasn't been this slim for the last 1.5-2 years.Are we even sure this photo isn’t from last November
Fear not, she will come back with Boxing Day AF for the babes.But OF COURSE she has! So predictable, that one.
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