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I will make sure I'm logged in on my phone so I can message immediately!

If I let my anxiety get away with me my friends and family would be required to give a blow by blow account of the journey:

7.30am Left house
7.33 In taxi heading for Heathrow
8.10 arrived at Heathrow
8.30 Checked our bags and waiting in the lounge
Etc etc

... I feel this miiiight be a tad much on my part so I jump up and down on that urge but I can never manage to not say "text me so I know you got home safe" One of my siblings always laughs and reminds me of their age and driving ability It just falls out of my gob. Every. Time!
 
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I always do that, not because I doubt the person but because there's so many nutters out there

Was going to suggest "band of sisturds" but too findable (ffs another new verb)
 
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I always do that, not because I doubt the person but because there's so many nutters out there

Was going to suggest "band of sisturds" but too findable (ffs another new verb)
BIB That's exactly what I say to my sibling!

Ooh Band of Sisturds would have been awesome though!

The weird one I have, is worrying over an older niece who walks everywhere... but I walk everywhere too and I don't worry about myself in the same way Honestly I try and jump on that one too, she's an adult now not the 12yo she seems frozen in time as in my head
 
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Just wait - you're all gonna rue the day you ever asked for updates!
"Just checking into hotel. About to take a shower. Just looking for something good to watch on TV. Getting into pyjamas. Ordering room service. Cheese burger just arrived. Now I'm eating. So good. Washing my face. Set my alarm for 4am. Putting my earplugs in..."
 
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I have a similar kind of thing, it’s almost a superstition!
 
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I'm like that with my godchildren who are 13 and 15.
Which is funny because at their age I was a nightmare and used to sneak out of the house and stay out all night.
 
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I’m the same with All My Children. I’m sure I drive them nuts. I work out how long it takes them based on their driving level, some are teenagers not long passed their tests but quite sensible.
It helps Mr M33L4 is like clockwork with his routine, it saves me a lot of anxiety.
 
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All My Children
What is it now, 198? Seriously though yes especially with youngsters

"Just stolen luxury toiletry items"
"Ooh this complimentary robe is fluffy"

Yes want all that, will be traveling vicariously through you!
 
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What about something dung related? I suggested floaters but it is a bit

Dung is less vomit inducing.

Edit - The Dung Beetles 🪲
 
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Ok so call me a sad sack if you will, but the parcel I was waiting on today was a GIANT folder pencil case The postie knocked today btw just to prove me wrong I'm sure

I've just spent a possibly ridiculously enjoyable 30mins organising my pens, pencils and other arty supplies It juuuust closes!

Now I can have all my things on my knee easy to hand rather than needing a giant space to spread out on

Ah it's the simple things!
 
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