What’s the obsession with tulleys and pumpkin picking. Halloweens not til the end of the month they’ll be sludge by then
Because they’re influencers (twats) don’t you know and not just any old influencers (twats) bouji ones.
I went pumpkin picking once. It was an odd experience because you picked the pumpkins from the ground where the leaves and stalks had been taken away so if felt a bit pointless. At least when strawberry picking, you’re actually picking the strawberries off of the plants. It was so expensive, I just get a pumpkin a week before from Tesco and be done with it. To heck am I carving one, they make a right
tit heep of a mess and I don’t get why you stick them outside the house. I’m going to start taking the piss out of the local mums on my estate and put any old vegetable outside,
duck I might go further and throw in a spooky banana