Tan must be livid that she burnt her heart pizza. Let’s face it, she only brought it for the gram as she thought it would give her an Insta worthy picture.. but alas, she burnt it to smithereens... gutted eh Tan.. bet she’s frantically beating her hairy chest in rage while searching the internet for some expensive
tit to buy (that she can then return).
No Insta worthy pic of heart shaped pizza for you Tan.. epic fail.. you quite literally fail at everything you do don’t do -
Cook pizza for good Insta pic
Find hot tub
Be kind
Buy decent shampoo
Be an influencer
Have friends
Understand the purpose of hashtags
Stop lying
I could go on....