Tanya & Tasha #37 tash, tan & the twins, in the battle of Instagram nobody wins.

[Toomuchtat]

Oh god, I love them. I have just eaten a malteaser bunny! Ok I ate 3.
They look good. I only ever get them if they’re on offer.
I think it was Trasha? And then Tan (or could be the other way round) made a big thing that it was a GU dessert.

I'm the same! Only when they're on offer. Have you tried the white chocolate Easter bunnies????

 

[JH31]

Did Tan really share that? if I served that up my other half would say ‘what are you having?’ I get the feeling Tan doesn’t want to be seen as greedy like Trash is so takes pics of food then serves it up properly after.

 

[Maggie28]

I'm the same! Only when they're on offer. Have you tried the white chocolate Easter bunnies????

No, but I will be. I won’t be rushing out, knocking old ladies and kids out the way. But I’ll give them a try when I next get my shopping.

duck off is that a sharing board, that’s just Tan’s dinner.

 

[Happyholly]

No, but I will be. I won’t be rushing out, knocking old ladies and kids out the way. But I’ll give them a try when I next get my shopping.

I am just picturing Tan storming through the aisles shoving trolleys and people out of the way to beat trash to it and then smashing up the shoebox when she gets home to realise trash already posted during the day in between her 'accounts' and netflix movies.

 

[malolo]

The thought of 'love pie' is going to give me nightmares

 

[Serg91]

🦧 first photo of her “tablescape” had a bottle of Prosecco and 2 champagne flutes. The photo with the food shows red wine. Why is everything so staged and propped?! It’s so sad.

 

[Toomuchtat]

🦧 first photo of her “tablescape” had a bottle of Prosecco and 2 champagne flutes. The photo with the food shows red wine. Why is everything so staged and propped?! It’s so sad.

To be fair she's probably swallowed the champagne in one mouthful

 

[Snarky]

Natascha has her menu planner up early this week

 

[Crazymum]

Natascha has her menu planner up early this week

She had to beat the ape

 

[LancsLass]

Birthday meal? His birthday was on Thursday, why is she still dragging it out? He’s not the Queen , he only has one birthday a year!

You’ve got to laugh at the hashtags... #birthdaymeal #foodporn #foodblogger

 

[Crazymum]

Birthday meal? His birthday was on Thursday, why is she still dragging it out? He’s not the Queen , he only has one birthday a year!

You’ve got to laugh at the hashtags... #birthdaymeal #foodporn #foodblogger

Omg I missed that . How sad !

 

[swimming]

“The kids have been excited about this all week”.... pull the bleeping other one you moley nutter. If a 14 and nearly 17 year old get excited over mummy making a burger at the weekend then you’ve done something wrong!

 

[Needmorecoffee2]

Here we go.. into ‘valentines week’.. the annual tit fest from these 2 - both claiming they are so in love, so loved blah blah blah... where as we all know that it’s quite the opposite - both clinging on to their relationships for dear life, both paranoid and insecure.. they are really stupid for thinking people believe the tit they come out with.. they both lack the emotional intelligence to realise what we actually see.. the more gushing they are, the more desperate we know they actually are. Neither of them have an ounce of self respect.. it’s so cringe.. keep going trash & Tan.. you are quite literally the best entertainment right now!

 

[Maggie28]

I bet five guys are delighted with the tag!
No way did she make her own burgers!

 

[LuckyCharm]

I bet five guys are delighted with the tag!
No way did she make her own burgers!

They look too much like a five guys original for them to be a trash fakeaway.
Did anyone see the comment from schlong on one of Tash’s pics? “Wish I was there”

 

[Maggie28]

Also Valentine’s week!!
duck off you absolute wankers, I dare Tan to say my mans better than yours!
Your man Tan is a pussy whipped witch, as for Onslow I wouldn’t let him touch my garden let alone a thing else!!

They look too much like a five guys original for them to be a trash fakeaway.
Did anyone see the comment from schlong on one of Tash’s pics? “Wish I was there”

No, which photo? Not the one on the bath?

On sky news some chef is selling Valentine’s Day meal kits for £140, let’s see what Tanya has?

 

[malolo]

No, which photo? Not the one on the bath?

The Netflix and chill one from saturday morning.

On sky news some chef is selling Valentine’s Day meal kits for £140, let’s see what Tanya has?

She ordered it weeks ago from that wine bar they went to once. I remember reading the menu she posted because it comes "with cocktails" but you have to add your own alcohol to them, so it basically comes with some fruit juice.

“The kids have been excited about this all week”...

On the menu planner it was down as a birthday date night meal. Now I don't have kids, but if I did they wouldn't be anywhere near date night.

 

[MyWorld]

This comment on 🦧 post!

 

[LancsLass]

This comment on 🦧 post!

Yes, it must be really hard for her having to look after her child, Taco & cook every night!
It’s not like her actual children are ever there

 

[Maggie28]

This comment on 🦧 post!

What a sad little life that woman must have if she thinks Tan is inspirational.
She is anything but inspirational.
What she is a lying greedy nasty vile witch.
As for a working mum, her kids don’t bleeping live there!