Tanya & Tasha #23 Pervy John Bitchy Tan H2B oh here’s Johns NaN!

[Mrsturnerreturns]

Those kebabs Orangutan posted look vile! Dripping in that white sauce Only 180 likes and only one comment from dickless Del as always!!

Just noticed on her ripped off toastie pic from the other day she put chips in a mug and it reminded me of the toast in a flat cap. Also if anyone is bored check out the comments on Trash's dinner pic from last night, Fatso getting all passive aggressive over the type of pasta used "But is it tagliatelle?!" and Trash declaring she's cooking them a special dinner on Christmas Eve at the cottage

Absolutely bleeping creased Trasha’s best
Scummy, I love the way the feta creams all over it....

Fatso then highlighting in her very best passive aggressive way that Trash is a bleeping liar for calling it meat free linguine when it is actually tagliatelle. No it’s not tagliatelle it’s fettuccini!!!! Then thinking of them all sitting round on Christmas Eve pretending they’re in the bleeping Holiday and Masterchef having to tolerate Peasant Trasha’s absolutely crap cooking when she, Queen of the Orangutan cooking brigade would have done a 5 course meal to die for.

I’m howling

 

[Maggie28]

Those kebabs Orangutan posted look vile! Dripping in that white sauce Only 180 likes and only one comment from dickless Del as always!!

Just noticed on her ripped off toastie pic from the other day she put chips in a mug and it reminded me of the toast in a flat cap. Also if anyone is bored check out the comments on Trash's dinner pic from last night, Fatso getting all passive aggressive over the type of pasta used "But is it tagliatelle?!" and Trash declaring she's cooking them a special dinner on Christmas Eve at the cottage

I’m off to have a look

 

[Belleboo]

Those kebabs Orangutan posted look vile! Dripping in that white sauce Only 180 likes and only one comment from dickless Del as always!!

Just noticed on her ripped off toastie pic from the other day she put chips in a mug and it reminded me of the toast in a flat cap. Also if anyone is bored check out the comments on Trash's dinner pic from last night, Fatso getting all passive aggressive over the type of pasta used "But is it tagliatelle?!" and Trash declaring she's cooking them a special dinner on Christmas Eve at the cottage

Thanks for the heads up, it’s comedy gold! Safe to say ‘the movie The Holiday’ is going to be the theme for the Trashfords Christmas extravaganza.

 

[Maggie28]

I can just see her sitting on her lard arse, getting all red and sweaty because Tanya is that much of bleep she would pull her up on what bleeping pasta she used.
As for the holiday movie comment, I can’t wait to see the car crash that will be that weekend away.
Oh so yummy, I can’t wait to taste the fresh flavors.
Oh please duck off, then duck of again, then duck off some more.
Why would you want to be away at a special time of year with people who are cunts!!

 

[Tdm]

I SO wish that orangutan would talk regular English instead of her stupid monkey dialect. What’s with saying I so love this, I so can’t wait etc. Tanya needs a good smack to the teeth. What a vile evil worthless witch she is

I can just see her sitting on her lard arse, getting all red and sweaty because Tanya is that much of bleep she would pull her up on what bleeping pasta she used.
As for the holiday movie comment, I can’t wait to see the car crash that will be that weekend away.
Oh so yummy, I can’t wait to taste the fresh flavors.
Oh please duck off, then duck of again, then duck off some more.
Why would you want to be away at a special time of year with people who are cunts!!

Because it’s for the light of the world, the lovely kind loyal twins. We must bend over backwards for this huge blessing of the two gollums

 

[Jumpindesia]

Cannot believe (well actually i can) that there is 10 comments on the type of pasta...Tan is a sociopath!
"I love the flat surface that the sauce sticks to YUM!....WTF?!?!?!

 

[Tdm]

Cannot believe (well actually i can) that there is 10 comments on the type of pasta...Tan is a sociopath!
"I love the flat surface that the sauce sticks to YUM!....WTF?!?!?!

That’s how you know you are a true greedy fat f***

 

[Jumpindesia]

That’s how you know you are a true greedy fat f***

Lol Tan doesn't waste a drop!

 

[Happyholly]

Cannot believe (well actually i can) that there is 10 comments on the type of pasta...Tan is a sociopath!
"I love the flat surface that the sauce sticks to YUM!....WTF?!?!?!

I'm actually pleased trash has corrected her in the same smug manner she uses.

 

[Belleboo]

That’s how you know you are a true greedy fat f***

It’s because she’s a professional chef didn’t you know? She’s watched Sunday brunch and someone has made that comment so now she thinks she’s bleeping Nigella!
She must be making Christmas dinner if she’s letting Tasha ‘cook’ on Christmas Eve, can you imagine what a wankfest it’s gonna be? At least 20 courses with 50 meats and everything so good or yummy.
I can’t wait for this holiday it’s going to be hilarious!
I wonder if the cottage has a paddling pool? They’ll be pining for theirs if not, I can imagine the tears now, I miss you so much - it’s just not the same without you and our dips

 

[Lulabella_Mozzarella2]

WTF is a glacier cherry????? Do you mean glacé Trasha??

 

[Cacaca]

I’m no vegetarian or vegan but she so loves a meat free dinner? Eh I’ve never seen anything not dripping with meat love.

 

[MyWorld]

It’s because she’s a professional chef didn’t you know? She’s watched Sunday brunch and someone has made that comment so now she thinks she’s bleeping Nigella!
She must be making Christmas dinner if she’s letting Tasha ‘cook’ on Christmas Eve, can you imagine what a wankfest it’s gonna be? At least 20 courses with 50 meats and everything so good or yummy.
I can’t wait for this holiday it’s going to be hilarious!
I wonder if the cottage has a paddling pool? They’ll be pining for theirs if not, I can imagine the tears now, I miss you so much - it’s just not the same without you and our dips

Yes the Christmas holiday cottage has a hot tub 🦧 told someone on one of her Blackpool posts, did you know her and were going to Blackpool, she’s just reminded us all this morning in case we had forgotten

Can you imagine the posts and the comments at Christmas

They will have all had a wonderful, family time together

 

[Belleboo]

Yes the Christmas holiday cottage has a hot tub 🦧 told someone on her latest Blackpool post, did you know her and we’re going to Blackpool, she’s just reminded us all this morning in case we had forgotten

Can you imagine the posts and the comment

They will have all had a wonderful, family time together

I’m not one to wish my life away but it is going to be the funniest thing ever! The one upmanship will be off the scale. Tanya will be buying her girls their own castle’s to outdo whatever the REAL Ashford kids get. And she’ll be spending at least £5000 on her surprise present from H2B while wrapping up last years used socks for Tash.
And that’s without the paddling pool antics, I’m calling it now one of them will call it home away from home as they all swill around in a giant pool of shared germs

 

[Stockers_45]

Quick recap.
Tanya is still an idiot.
Trasha still makes tit meals.
Tanya is still spending like she is in the film Brewsters Millions.
They have both booked a October half term get away.
Both inflatable baths are up and running.
Trasha thinks she is the new saint of the English church, she wants us to clap her every Thursday, (ok I made that up) but she spoke to an old lady and now she wants us to think she is amazing.
John has been leering at young girls.
Taco still can’t find his balls.
Everything is cosy.
Feel free to add anything else.
Oh menu planners are up.

Oh and Tanya will find the cure for COVID just to out do Trasha.
Trasha is also still a nasty vile woman to her poor son.
Maybe we should start a go fund me, to help set him free

Brilliant @Maggie28

Welcome.
This is now thread 23, 50 pages then another new thread. Depending on what these fools do, it could go really quickly.
Bit even when they don’t post we still can go through a thread quick.
That’s the beauty of these muppets!!!
We have Blackpool this weekend, and no doubt Trasha will do her best to keep up.
Maybe she’ll pop down to her local beach.
Which to be fair looks nice.
Weathers looking nice. One thing is for sure none of us wanna see any of this lot in their swimming costumes.
Especially Taco or Onslow in budgie smuggler’s.



One things for sure, it’s put me off kebabs.
She really is a master bleep.... certainly not chef

This is really sad of you Tanya.
Firstly if your man writes like this, then he is a pussy whipped witch.
Secondly, why can’t he just tell you like a normal man. Yeah dinner was nice. Or no actually chicken, halloumi and tuna doesn’t go and it was rank.
Thirdly, 2 comments on a post and their both from you.
You’re soooo sad.

So tasty honey! Puke puke puke! Blurghhhhhhhhhhh Vom!

 

[Tdm]

It’s because she’s a professional chef didn’t you know? She’s watched Sunday brunch and someone has made that comment so now she thinks she’s bleeping Nigella!
She must be making Christmas dinner if she’s letting Tasha ‘cook’ on Christmas Eve, can you imagine what a wankfest it’s gonna be? At least 20 courses with 50 meats and everything so good or yummy.
I can’t wait for this holiday it’s going to be hilarious!
I wonder if the cottage has a paddling pool? They’ll be pining for theirs if not, I can imagine the tears now, I miss you so much - it’s just not the same without you and our dips

Ah silly me, how could I forget, she invented cooking. She even gave birth to nigella and Gordon hehe so silly hahaha dips is also the hamster isn’t it?

 

[BettySwalls1]

Best thread update I've seen yet

Yep. Spot on! And hilarious... Because its all true

Nothing will ever beat his “yummy yum yum“ comment

I missed that one Bahahahaha!!!

I SO wish that orangutan would talk regular English instead of her stupid monkey dialect. What’s with saying I so love this, I so can’t wait etc. Tanya needs a good smack to the teeth. What a vile evil worthless witch she is


Because it’s for the light of the world, the lovely kind loyal twins. We must bend over backwards for this huge blessing of the two gollums

Gollums. Prize for the most accurate description goes to...

 

[Stockers_45]

Two things here, first: Why is describing her husbands antics with his mistress’s on her pasta post?!
And second: I’ve noticed when Onslow comments on his wife Daisy’s posts, he never puts a kiss or a love emoji?!? But always reciprocates with love emojis or kisses odd!

 

[Tdm]

WTF is a glacier cherry????? Do you mean glacé Trasha??

Oh my gosh, Lulabella, didn’t you hear the news? Farmer Tantastic grew those cherries in the glaciers in Alaska

 

[Maggie28]

It’s ok ladies we the Christmas cottage has its own Hot tub!!
It’s gonna be hilarious!!!