Pundertaker
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Twist update: no Tanya yet, but Lena Headly appears to be playing Claudia Winkleman
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As much as we dunk on Tanya, and she deserves it too, I really hope she’s got a good support network around her. It can’t have been easy to see Jim and Zoe announce they’re both expecting kids within days of each other considering five years ago they were all on the same path. Tanya isn’t exactly thriving at the minute and anyone in her position would be wondering how things could have panned out if they’d made different choices. Maybe I’m reading too much into it but the lack of posting on Instagram and general tone of her captions etc. has been subdued to say the least lately. I hope she’s keeping herself healthy and not letting it consume her.
Hannah Banana
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Of course, darling! It’s the very first thing written on my LinkedIn page, my self-created IMDb and Wikipedia pages (which those bastards keep taking down!), my CV, my Instagram page, and my Moleskine (#ad #gifted) journal. Sometimes I even Russell Crowe in ‘A Beautiful Mind’ it and write ‘ACTOR ACTOR ACTOR ACTOR ACTOR’ on all the windows of my West London home.
Swipeupyouguys
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Sarah?WHAT?!?!?! A guy referencing someone he spent the majority of his adult life with?And recalling a conversation he had with a friend about some huge life event they are both going through??? What a weirdo! I bet this whole marriage and baby thing is a ploy to get his ex wife back, no one can move on and live happily after divorce... monster
FunkyMonkey
Chatty Member
Small hairy things don’t do too well on her watch do they?
at-the-disco
Chatty Member
she shouldn't bow down to it imo. jim is a complete attention seeker and would lap it up if tanya did publicly congratulate them
I can really imagine him in a few decades ending up like Phillip Schofield and coming out
Swipeupyouguys
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If it's a girl, I pray they bestow the name Martha Tanya Chapman upon her.
FeelinGoodAsHell
Member
If anyone needed any further proof of Tanya being the most awkward human ever, may I present...Exhibit 284
Pundertaker
Chatty Member
To be fair to Tanya, she didn't rush into anything after the divorce.Tanya's that boring were talking about his ex and his new 'beard' being pregnant
Like a career
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Hannah Banana
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Tanya claiming YouTube has held her back in terms of acting gives me STRONG ‘Kendall Jenner claiming being in the Kardashian clan held her back in the modelling industry’ vibes. SURE, BABE 
QueenBW
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That or her hair just went blond for real because she's really very happy, never so happy as she is now.
Pundertaker
Chatty Member
NHS is telling porkies somewhere because no birth control method is 99% effective. Not even condoms or the pill. My GP friends would laugh at me if I told them I was using something like this as contraception.
Margo_Channing
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I think secretly deep down he's still in love with her
Wishesfulfillment
Member
This is simply disgusting 
I wonder what goes on her mind, before posting or even taking a pic like this.
I wonder what goes on her mind, before posting or even taking a pic like this.
FeelinGoodAsHell
Member
I'm watching Twist right now (on double speed because I value my time). You're not going to BELIEVE the role she's playing.
A fucking receptionist!!! I WISH I was joking.
Ok, I'm at her big scene now with actual David Walliams and SHE HAS A WHOLE SENTENCE! Oh wait, TWO SENTENCES!
She's now walked into the street looking confused.
And..and...here's her next scene, oh wait. David Walliams is back...where's Rosie? Oh..I...I think that's it.
End scene.
I didn't time her screentime, but I'm willing to bet it's not even a minute. At least she has a wardrobe change.
A fucking receptionist!!! I WISH I was joking.
Ok, I'm at her big scene now with actual David Walliams and SHE HAS A WHOLE SENTENCE! Oh wait, TWO SENTENCES!
She's now walked into the street looking confused.
And..and...here's her next scene, oh wait. David Walliams is back...where's Rosie? Oh..I...I think that's it.
End scene.
I didn't time her screentime, but I'm willing to bet it's not even a minute. At least she has a wardrobe change.
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cue the posting of "can anyone recommend a good cot/pram/baby clothes brand"
MiraZol
Chatty Member
I remember in one of Tanya's vlogs they had some girl youtubers coming over and they were all hugging when greeting. And when jim was hugging one of them (I don't remember who it was), he deliberately put his hands on her arse. I guess he thought nobody would notice it but Tanya did and even captured it. She turned it all in a joke and was like "Jiiiiim, did you just touch her bum?" or smth and giggled like she always used to. Back then I fancied their couple and to me, that was an awkward and off-putting moment. So I actually can believe in cheating, as for me, touching someone's but your partner's ass is not okay.
