Another very late trashy Vlog – Subject: Struggle vacations in Capri, not vacations, but work, but I don’t mention which work
(orange for Hehmehs)
Starts the Vlog in the elevator and shows her outfit, her new MiuMiu plastic rain bag.
She had two jobs in Capri during the four days. – She came for work not vacation, vacation will happen in August.
Hello little caaaat, what is iiiit, are ju hangriiiiiii?
Capri in the morning is the best if you wake up in the morning before shops open, they have everything Louiii Vitoooo, Dior, Bottega, they have everything you can imagine. – Anyone need a tour guide? Tamara will gladly assist you. Her tours are superficial and simple, I’ll show you where the shops are you give me the MANIIII. You want information about the bjutifulll Capri town? girl sorry I can’t help you with DAT, I am underqualified and uneducated.
Soya kapukjinoooo is here.
Testa B is in the mission to find a vogue. Searches for magazine because he is a fashuuuun icon.
Everything in Capri is so safe, if you leave your bag in the table and come 10 minutes later is still there waiting for you. – Ok, leave your whole collection there, nobody will ever steal it and you’ll finally stop begging for pity and milk it.
Walk through the day with Testa. Boat, Beach, a super amejziiing klab called Aurora, it’s gonna be ameeeejzing.
She goes at Prada, tries a yellow jacket and short. – Looks like Laa-Laa the Teletubbies.
Ahh ladies when the boyfriend works in fashion you are always up for shopping, as if she wasn’t before.
Very bisiii and productive morning, she even managed to change herself. – Biziii posting the outfits at tetka_ootd
Is it a good luck to go under the rocks? – She needs some good luck to find some rare, super rare, extra rare, massive rare green Chanel bags.
She feels sHooo relaxed, eventhough she needs to create content. - Also the outfits at OOTD account, don't forget to post please.
She goes for a swim with some grandma yellow high waist pampers bikini.
She ran into her friend Vroni or Roni- She asks this is a Channel of what? Tammy Kaliglitch says: my YouTube channel. – Ok, so you have a friend that doesn’t know you have a YouTube Channel, or you just met her 3 minutes ago, and decided to call her a friend? Tamara’s typical tradition.
Goes to a bjuuutiful restaurant with lemons all over - You are in Capri what do you expect, bananas?
The 80m yacHt makes the appearance.
Starts to tell her massive struggles, she didn’t put 2 weeks anything on her skin. – You had makeup on Tammy the past struggle weeks, STOP THE LIES.
She saw sHooo many people there, she danced- Shows a clip of dancing, conclusion: she can’t dance.
The view is inkredibeeeeel. – What else?
Takes the stairs up, and almost gets a heart attack our Olympic Gymnastic Girl.
Oh, bebiii ju had water.
The crush Orlando Bloom was there, and she was so shyyyyyy, but bebi said say HAAAAJ, I know him, I used to shop for him, I carried his bags, just say haaaaaj, he is a good gaj he gives good tips.
Shows her plastics Toys R Us rings.
Eats the best Gelatooooooo. – Pisaktjoooooo.
Goes to the Luisa Via Roma, films Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry. – Uncontrolled fan girl behavior.
Next day she walks with the undereye mask around the streets, with some crazy hair, like a chav. – She is officially a Testa.
Plans to go to Peacehaven, will have vacation next week, finally shuts ups shows 5 seconds some capri streets and a sneek a peek of an orange box. Finally ends this stupid vlog. Girl byeeee.
Conclusion: I call everyone I ever meet in my life my friends; they don’t know that they are my friends, but it is what it is, one day they’ll hopefully call me a friend as well. Thank God for Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom so I can have some material for my super boring Vlogs.
Remember: Vacations will come up, I was here for work, but didn’t even tell which brand or which work.
I guess she can't show us any childhood footage or she might expose her real upbringingso she rehashed her burglary story AGAIN for an ad.
