Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[GossipMongoose]

Some more absolute horrors on the sales page today. Those bejewelled handbags

 

[Clytemnestra]

They look like those things priests use to fling incense around in a church.

 

[Clytemnestra]

Now flogging some anti-bloat vitamins that contain sunset yellow, tartrazine and allura red aka E129. Yummy and so good for you!

 

[tarahalls]

I love it when these airheads flog crap supplements, shows they’ll do anything for the dollar & WTH is going on with her face She can’t move one side of her mouth properly & her eyes look like weird black holes in the back of her head, hard to explain but I find her uncomfortable to look at. Chucky vibes!

 

[Isthatso?]

Oddly filtered too! Has she always had a lisp or is it a self inflicted filler/ teeth one?

 

[Clytemnestra]

I think she's got a filter on - her face looks like blurry plastic and is a completely different colour to the rest of her body.

 

[Dollyp]

I love it when these airheads flog crap supplements, shows they’ll do anything for the dollar & WTH is going on with her face She can’t move one side of her mouth properly & her eyes look like weird black holes in the back of her head, hard to explain but I find her uncomfortable to look at. Chucky vibes!

Chucky vibes

 

[tarahalls]

Cringing at her carrying on like she’s Madonna with this lost suitcase & loving how Lufthansa just aren’t taking her on despite her constantly tagging them in her stories. We’ve all had lost luggage luv, get over yourself

 

[Dollyp]

The new hair extensions wag look

 

[Clytemnestra]

She looks better for having the jaw filler dissolved in her latest story. But the carry on with the suitcase What a drama lllama.

Doesn't she have insurance? They'd have paid out a couple of hundred pounds fpr the delay by now, surely?