Swoon_Love - wearing my Versace evening dress to the mini mart

[tarahalls]

She looks like Les Dawson in her stories today

 

[lagoonlia]

The picture of the three wax works is scary…. Hope they don’t stand to close to a heat source

 

[Clytemnestra]

The picture of the three wax works is scary…. Hope they don’t stand to close to a heat source

Have all 3 got lazy eyes or is it just bad photography?

 

[kaz88]

Can you IMAGINE the dick measuring that went on at the LTK gala??!

 

[Isthatso?]

Have all 3 got lazy eyes or is it just bad photography?

3 non blondes should have been the caption

 

[Dollyp]

The latest reel … so staged and those poor kids how they are dressed to go to the pub for Sunday lunch in a West Yorkshire village dear me

 

[tarahalls]

Is she trying to make her daughter ‘happen’ You’d think she’s the only Mum in the world ever to spend time with her daughter She’s so cringe!

 

[Clytemnestra]

"I refuse to pay £££ for straw bags that cost £5 to make" she says, then links to one that costs nearly £500

 

[oohbettyno]

Wow! She really likes to dress older than her years and that includes dressing her daughter like she’s a princess from the 1950s! Shocking!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Quick Tattlers - form an orderly queue. Really boring, super thin Hermes belts are go online - a massive bargain at only £950 each. Put me down for three

 

[Clytemnestra]

Wow! She really likes to dress older than her years and that includes dressing her daughter like she’s a princess from the 1950s! Shocking!

Really hoping her daughter finds her calling as a goth once she hits her teens.

 

[Prinny2021]

Just looked that bag up online and it’s over £20k. The world has gone mad!

 

[lagoonlia]

She must be putting it out big time to Mr Swoon. What a pretentious twit. Hope the cat scratches the f*ck out of the bag

 

[Isthatso?]

Cool. A bragging account. I hope she’s not surprised when she’s a target for criminals. Not that I wish it on her but she might want engage her brain occasionally

 

[kaz88]

Didn’t she literally buy her “dream bag” a while ago that was exactly the same as this with silver hardware??? It’s such excessive consumerism and to say she cried - get a bleeping life woman!

 

[Clytemnestra]

Can't think why she's selling those Chanel boots on her Swoonloved account - people are queueing up for them, too

 

[GossipMongoose]

They look like the tackiest FB fakes. 'No box', yeah I'll bet.

 

[Isthatso?]

When I see boots like this in Chanel I imagine they are for wealthy Parisian ladies in their 80’s who can’t wear any thing more glamorous but still want a nod to Chanel. Not some one from Huddersfield with more money than taste

 

[GossipMongoose]

They look like they'd give terrible blisters. I wouldn't put them on friable 80yr old skin!

 

[Dollyp]

She is the epitome of the saying money talks wealth whispers - nouveau riche. Those boots