Long time lurker first time posting
I hate to admit it but I was one of the people who cried at my analysis. I received it when I was at such a low point in my life that I think I used it as a crutch.
I was even upset reading it as it said not to wear brown leopard print and I was sat in my car wearing brown leopard print....
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Reading all these comments now, I feel so stupid! I can’t believe I was so naive to think that someone would write nice things like that. I know I have no shoulders, large tum and bum as flat as a pancake and looking back I wish I had received an analysis that took consideration of what I said I didn’t like about myself and actually said, “I know you’ve got a flat arse and large tum but try XY and Z“.
I mean, let’s be honest, I know you can’t polish a turd but you can at least roll it in glitter!
I didn’t pay all that money to get some half hearted C&P document! I’ve since used a different app (not sure if I can mention the name) and literally typed in my season and shape and found tons of info for free! (This is not a known as a style app)
Although saying that, I’m not 100% I was analysed as the right season in the first place!
Anyway, I’m going to sit here in my brown leopard print pyjamas and enjoy my lack of style
P.S I thankfully never succumbed to the “chunky white trainers”. I have enough chunk going on with my body, I don’t need anymore!