Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[Thegoodlife]

Are you a cool mom that goes in the pool with your kids? Are you? Look at me! I’m in the pool with my kids coz I’m such a cOoL fUn mOm

Yes I do the same Sarah but unlike you, what i don’t do is have someone my tripod film me and keep glancing over before I whoop and holler and then jump out and spend the next two hours editing all the footage for reels. I jump in and forget about everything else except being present with my kids

 

[rosaMara]

All her design suggestions are carbon copies of what she has in her own home.

 

[rosaMara]

Oh my god, that message. I am dying inside.

 

[Goss_Goddess]

I see there’s more issues in the house that Jack built, over run with mould now.. maybe this arsehole should have insulated the place instead of getting 20 bathrooms and marble everywhere…she has some neck charging people for her “advice”.

I genuinely hope she has to rip out every wall to fix it, she’s a stupid bitch

 

[livelaughloveXO]

She’s some silly bitch. So concerned with how her little munchkin will react to anaesthetic rather than focusing on his foot and the aftercare that will need. Can’t wait til she blames the anaesthetic on giving him autism or something

 

[Thegoodlife]

Her mother sounds as neurotic and vain as her - “your reputation”, “I won’t sleep until you tell THEM”, I can’t cope also who names their WhatsApp chat with their mam “mams kitchen Reno”

This is DERANGED

Don’t worry “Mam” “Mum” your daughter’s reputation is in the gutter already after the litany of errors she made in the pink prison. Anyone that hires her deserves all they get.

 

[livelaughloveXO]

Imagine that swinging off your tit for 4.5 years I’d say her diddies are well chewed up

 

[Ahcomeon]

And if she was only reversing out of her drive she can’t have been going that fast. Looney is off her head.

Totally a dithering old lady - with a cane in case that is necessary - hardly crashed into them at 200 miles an hour.

 

[Ahcomeon]

Mike must be such a pushover to not make her send Jamie to playschool. The child would love it. She’s a disgrace!

 

[Ailte]

Bella baby gifting free stuff to this yoke…could the #prgift be any smaller?

Hadn’t spotted it but I knew it was suss! There is no way a person on baby no 3 should be scrounging weaning stuff ffs! Look in the press for the previous stuff. Beggy.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Christ lads….her page is just one big moan fest…does she ever shut her mouth from whinging. The house is an absolute travesty

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

What’s the deal with needing to control everything. It’s so tough when child needs surgery, every single parent is worried and would never want to go through it, but why wouldn’t she focus on the outcome. It’s more about how this will help him. Is she really like yer one Caroline Foran in not wanting to let her kids socialise or leave her side? Was shocked to read that her son gets upset when she leaves the dinner table…

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

Only came across Swooney recently but a few things that stand out:

- the giant pink door on a very normal semi D
- her style is confusing
- she seems to try so hard to keep up with the Jones’ and doesn’t seem genuine as a result

 

[impulse123]

I like Victorian Rathmines bur she’s not qualified and has now started offering her services. Some of it is for over 1,000.

I follow her too and I thought this was insane prices. There is actual interior designers struggling g to get clients and these influencers set up and are suddenly booked out. I get she does the diy stuff but it’s a bit more to it than that. It takes years to train in this skill and requires a degree. Annoys me!!!!

 

[InstaHunDone]

They're the annoying family you notice on day one of your holidays but can't seem to get away from for the rest of the week.

 

[LaReineEstée]

Oh it would only happen to this over dramatic cunt, the one time she leaves her pink prison this week. And of course has to whip the boob out on the side of the road to feed the big overgrown child who should probably be on solids now.

Gonna be roasted for this but anyone breastfeeding a child beyond 6 months old are purely doing it for themselves to feel needed (especially this lunatic still feeding a 4 year old), the child is on food and can go on stage 2 milk, stop looking for attention

The total and utter ignorance in this post. You don't have a clue about breastfeeding and its benefits. The World Health Organisation recommends breastfeeding until at least 2 years old (and beyond if possible). As much as Looney Sarah gets on my nerves, I have absolutely no problem with her feeding her child - wherever and whenever.

 

[gooseylucy]

I am definitely old fashioned, is the underwear hanging in the reel really necessary????

 

[Goss_Goddess]

I see she’s letting the youngests hair grow like a girl, poor child will have that mullet until he’s old enough to ask for a haircut just like the middle kid.
why is she so phobic of bringing them to a barbers, or anywhere outside of those 4 marble walls for that matter ??
NUTCASE

 

[Thegoodlife]

She’s an absolute swindler. Anyone that uses her is mad.

Let’s not forget the court case she took against a gym because SHE slipped and hurt her ankle. She tried to make out the floor tiles were buckled and engineers proved her wrong. Then she changed her story to say the floor was wet

Wouldnt trust a word out of her mouth

 

[Thegoodlife]

Total WANNABE and anyone who uses her should expect to go way over budget and YEARS over time budget.

Every “project” (mother or mil) she has done so far has a litany of errors