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“Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice”
As ye were…
“Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice”
As ye were…
Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice
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Thank you SweatyBettyT! My first thread title 
Where to start with a recap?
The bare faced begging continued for Sarah - she got lots of freebies, including everything from murals to Sonas sanitary ware to jewellery she pretended her son had made a replica of because she wanted it so badly.
The dramas also continued (Harry's tennis club probably coming out the worst), as did Jamie's need for a decent haircut and an escape from the pink Palace.
Dodgy medical advice is offered on the daily.
And her trademark of trades people bashing continued to make up the majority of her content. Even Alan Rudden landed himself on her sh*t list.
And finally, how could we forget her disappointment at finding out she was having a third boy? Only for him to become the most irresistible baby on the planet.
Essentially, it's same old, same old with not much to see here when it comes to Style Swoon
Where to start with a recap?
The bare faced begging continued for Sarah - she got lots of freebies, including everything from murals to Sonas sanitary ware to jewellery she pretended her son had made a replica of because she wanted it so badly.
The dramas also continued (Harry's tennis club probably coming out the worst), as did Jamie's need for a decent haircut and an escape from the pink Palace.
Dodgy medical advice is offered on the daily.
And her trademark of trades people bashing continued to make up the majority of her content. Even Alan Rudden landed himself on her sh*t list.
And finally, how could we forget her disappointment at finding out she was having a third boy? Only for him to become the most irresistible baby on the planet.
Essentially, it's same old, same old with not much to see here when it comes to Style Swoon
She’s an awful dose. The never ending renovation and even when a job is done, it’s still not done.
And don’t start me in that horrific wallpaper in her room…it would give Stevie Wonder a headache
And don’t start me in that horrific wallpaper in her room…it would give Stevie Wonder a headache
Would love to see where she's getting her "#facts" from on this one. Statistically as safe in the right circumstances sure but scaremongering about hospital births when it is the right or only choice for many is so dangerous and irresponsible. Hate when she tries to put on her "empowered mother" persona. She'd believe any bullshit as she showed with her recent posts about mastitis. 
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If she bothered to read the article she would realise it's not click bait - it's a quote from a study on research conducted by qualified professionals. It's actually a really interesting study which advocates for women's rights but of course that doesn't suit her ill-informed, unqualified, narrativeWould love to see where she's getting her "#facts" from on this one. Statistically as safe in the right circumstances sure but scaremongering about hospital births when it is the right or only choice for many is so dangerous and irresponsible. Hate when she tries to put on her "empowered mother" persona. She'd believe any bullshit as she showed with her recent posts about mastitis.
Grinds my gears how much of a know it all she is
She’s more of a ‘know duck all’ than a know it all.
Good god, but is she ever going to get Jamie's hair cut properly?! It looks appalling now. Worse than ever. He will cringe when he's older and looks back at photos of himself (which he'll no doubt find all over the Internet).
Tell me that’s not a brazen ass shameless beg …
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We need an eye roll emoji reaction! She is the definition of shameless!
I had not heard of this Maya Brenner outside of Sarah and just looked it up - she could well afford to just go and buy it
She did have a separate beg during the week for a totally different MB necklace. She has some neck on her
Christ lads….her page is just one big moan fest…does she ever shut her mouth from whinging. The house is an absolute travesty
Well for the one who spends every single day obsessing over interiors, particularly paint, and still doesn't know how to spell 'matt' properly it's hardly surprsing it's all such a tit show
Looney Swooney must be asking all the other Huns to blow smoke up her lazy arse. They’ve literally gone into overdrive giving each other shout outs.
Meanwhile, who puts wall paper in a shower room?
Meanwhile, who puts wall paper in a shower room?
All the huns are on Insta-steroids at the moment trying to boost each others engagement. You can smell the desperation. See Cheringtonhouse's latest post for another example.Looney Swooney must be asking all the other Huns to blow smoke up her lazy arse. They’ve literally gone into overdrive giving each other shout outs.
Meanwhile, who puts wall paper in a shower room?
They'll be like rats fleeing a sinking ship going back to the day jobs before too long!
And that wallpaper is horrific
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The biggest bullshit Q&A ever.
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oh jesus. Another poor tradesman roped into the pink and purple dungeon. What happened to dove tail joinery? did she fall out with them too?!
The Muslim cloth reference really made me laugh. Hope she apologises for that error.