Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[Thegoodlife]

was just going to say, she dresses like a 60 year old mother. While there is nothing wrong with that style on a 60 year old, isn’t she mid to late 30s!? Also lol to her tagging her earrings as “bought in Almancil” like grand Sarah just say you got them in Portugal

The black strap nuns shoes are sending me

 

[SweatyBettyT]

I reeeeally hope she's writing all of these responses herself because the idea that people out there want her opinion on anything is genuinely frightening. The woman can't chose a doorknob on her own or get her child a haircut without a mental breakdown.

She has zero expertise or qualifications in anything beyond a bought and paid for degree and a few years selling tatty crap to hang off your phone.

The German New medicine stuff is truly deranged and dangerous. I'll be ready and only delighted to report any stories she shares on it.

She should stay in her lane of overthinking paint colours.

She’s a complete gobshite

 

[Goss_Goddess]

I wish she would stop showing off her hideous little nails, they literally look like little dogs nails with polish on them

 

[Goss_Goddess]

Well maybe if she didn’t glue those kids to her tits until they’re 5 years old they wouldn’t have sEpArAtIoN aNxIeTy

Has herself to blame yet has a problem with everyone else for not indulging her creepily close relationship with those kids

We know you read here Sarah, Hi
You have way too many bathrooms in that money pit of a house, I would say more but I’d have to charge for my unqualified interiors advice just like you

 

[Thegoodlife]

Her spelling is atrocious. From “banistairs” and now “whiteness” instead of “witness”. Good God. She should spend some time doing homework with her eldest and she might learn something herself. Drives me genuinely mad. Does no one around her ever say it to her and does spellcheck on her phone not work?!

So I don’t know if you know but homework was invented by the big bad teachers to punish children so she will not be doing that.

He can choose whether he does it or not - which will work SO WELL when he has to study for his jc and lc

 

[Goss_Goddess]

Petition for this yoke to stop showing off her crooked little dog paw nails, they make me want to vom

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

it was more the attitude and tone and snapped at him! Very publicly. She obvs gets away with it. Does she suffer from anxiety? Is that why she’s pals with Caroline foran? Only new to this thread so reading more on her but she seems like a very irritating person!!

 

[Despicable Lama]

Absolutely lol'ing at this story - that looks suspiciously like her own hall unit.

People do realise they can just take screenshots and get any joiner to copy it? They don't need to pay Sarah to draw it for them. Most joiners (who have tonnes more experience than our Swooney) will do a design as part of their service.

My mind is consistently blown by how gullible people are

The multiple interior designers who designed Sarah's home for her should be suing for IP theft!

‘A joinery concept’ . A doodle of a wardrobe and a press for the hall… the notions!

 

[Thegoodlife]

The story about the plane. Eyes rolling and calling paramedics, she’s so attention seeking! Fair enough if she got a fright, but telling everyone on Instagram is just embarrassing for that little guy!

“Is it ok for us to land the plane oh wise one”

Just confirming again that those kids cannot deal with ANYTHING out of their routine.

He woke up not knowing where he was - as per she adds and exaggerates

 

[Marza]

Does she ever try to socialise the kids. They look so bored and fed up with forced cheesy smiles for the camera. I always loved seeing my kids playing with other children...its so natural. Why wouldn't she let the middle lad go to pre school....shur he would have loved it instead of being alone inside all day. Very wierd.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Do you not realise her munchkins are so much more important than yours?? Step aside and let the celebrity interior designer buy up the shop for her darlings.

And I’d say the anxiety is stemming from leaving the pink palace. It doesn’t happen often so I’d say she is suffering from separation anxiety

 

[InstaHunDone]

So she doesn't even bring them out for a walk every day!?
No wonder Harry had such anxiety if she never puts them down as babies and then doesn't leave the house.

If she put her phone down she'd find she has a lot more free time!

 

[InstaHunDone]

If there was something genuinely wrong with the child, surely the focus would be to land the plane and get them medical attention ASAP? I have heard of planes making emergency landings and being diverted but never kept in the air due to a medical emergency

On the other hand, a child having a melt down on a flight is fairly standard I would have thought?

She's 100% delusional and so full of her own importance that she's just making shit up and thinking people will genuinely believe it

 

[Goss_Goddess]

She’s the biggest pain in the hole on Instagram, that holiday looks so depressing, it was lashing rain, the restaurant was empty, can safely say it’s off season so dirt cheap to go. Would it kill her to bring those kids to a resort with a kids club and activities during the Summer? They are so isolated in that pink prison, not even allowed go to ECCE, it’s neglect really and that husband must just keep his mouth shut and lock himself away at work for a quiet life, what a wimp.

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

Saw style swoon in the airport today. She barged past twice. She had her kids, I had my kids, but somehow she needed to hog the whole space in the shop while also giving out to her husband! The way she talks to him seemed very stressed as I’m sure most are in the airport but VERY stressed!

 

[Thegoodlife]

Good girl Swoony getting in there early tagging away. Those resorts in Lanzarote won’t touch you with a barge pole just so you know, you’ll have to pay your way with your husbands family’s money your money

Also get the shivers every time I see that monstrosity of a bed shoved up against the window. NO interior designer would recommend that.

 

[Feile]

Her new curtains makes her kitchen look like a hospital ward, full wall of curtains looks awful

 

[Handful22]

Mike must be on some money if they can afford a "summer of travel" on top of fixing the en suite, doing the "bootroom" and funding her constant spending on clothes, beauty treatments etc.

Although I'm sure she's fleecing people for her crap interiors advice.

So entitled and self absorbed.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Because she's not the brightest bulb in the box.

Exactly. Anyone who knows the smallest amount about fitness could tell you this. Shes just looking for a quick fix that involves her not setting foot outside the pink mansion.

 

[Thegoodlife]

How dare you all she’s just lost 197lbs from intermittent fasting and she’s doing her upmost to show you how toned she is in her brand new wardrobe from Next