Style Swoon #2 Looney Swoony in her pink palace, treating all the free tradies with malice

[sinybobz]

Am I the only one who finds the wrong spellings, words and grammar all the time just so annoying? I generally struggle with ‘influencers’ who can’t even spell ‘breathe’ correctly making money from ‘content creation’ but Looney really is on another level… is English her first language?

This irritates me on a cellular level and I have to stop myself from DMing her saying ‘THEY ARE NOT CALLED BANISTAIRS NOR ARE THEY SPELLED BANISTAIRS. They are beside stairs. They are banisters. Like canisters, with a B. It’s not difficult.’

 

[Handful22]

The cousins: dressed colourfully and individually, relaxed, fun poses, bet they're grinning their heads off

Her kids: matchy matchy boring outfits, stiff, frozen poses and their usual uncomfortable looking "better look happy for mammy's internet friends" smiles

 

[Max21]

A 3rd joinery company now to do the utility she’s had dovetailjoinery, timprojoinery doing work and now this new guy for the utility. God help him, he should run for the hills

 

[InstaHunDone]

Who takes a selfie of themselves on a Zoom call? She's like a child pretending to do the job they want to be when they grow up.

Lol @Handful22 We'll never hear about the water again. On a serious note, that amount of black mould is terrifying. What sort of mickey mouse job did they do renovating the house? I bet you anything they went with the cheapest quote!

 

[InstaHunDone]

Did she actually get pencils with her insta handle on them for her son to bring to school?? I didn't think it was possible for the ego to get bigger...

Her level of narcissism is off the scale! Getting pencils for your kid and putting your pet project's name on them rather than his own The poor child can't even have his own identity in school, always has to be linked back to her

 

[Thegoodlife]

Y'know what would have prepared Jamie for school better than "playing school" at home with you Sarah? Going to playschool.

Imagine passing on two years of socialisation and education for your child because of your own neuroses.

Sorry you just wouldn’t understand, you see Jamie is highly intelligent and has completed an early education degree so he knows that he’s not ready for the nasty brain washing education system yet and he told her that……

He has however developed a full knowledge of tile and lighting shops and could probably re wire a house as he’s been hanging around tradespeople in his house for the last two years.

 

[manifestinginfluencers]

Sounds like some dodge pyramid scheme! She goes on one holiday and is now a “travel agent” she renovates one house and she’s an “interior designer” LMFAO

 

[SweatyBettyT]

She’s some silly bitch. So concerned with how her little munchkin will react to anaesthetic rather than focusing on his foot and the aftercare that will need. Can’t wait til she blames the anaesthetic on giving him autism or something

So true. He’s bound to get something…PTSD which will lead to anxiety meaning she won’t let him go to school until he’s 9 and she’s finally stopped breastfeeding him.

It won’t be a straightforward procedure, that’s for sure.

 

[Thegoodlife]

PLEASE no breast / bottle feeding talk. Find a different thread

I cannot stand how she posts about teachers. Why don’t you home school the kids because you clearly HATE teachers and schools and everything they stand for, so do it yourself….. you clearly know best,….

 

[Handful22]

The weight loss tips are something else.

Promoting disordered eating and reinforcing "you need to lose your 'baby weight'" bullshit.

As suspected she counted the actual baby into her weight gain/loss. Which is definitely a totally healthy mindset ...

How self obsessed and clueless can a person be!?

 

[Goss_Goddess]

Some thoughts on this idiot over the past while;

Serves her right with the mouldy bathroom, she’s all about the look of stuff rather than the functionality and it bites her in the arse then.

Her house is bland and unfinished looking, and it’s hilarious that she fancies herself and some kind of interior designer giving advice to people through Instagram (more fools them for asking her!)

Why do they need a boot room? The house is in suburban Dublin not Connemara!! And why in the name of all things holy does this nutcase need an office?? What justifies her needing an office why not make it a playroom??
missing Mike is obviously in the attic as far away as possible when wfh.

She hasn’t a clue and it’s painful to watch

 

[Ahcomeon]

Look at the big photo of just her and her wedding day in the bathroom. Wtf

 

[Thegoodlife]

I’ll tell you why your poor son has asked to keep the maths book at home for the weekend…..it’s because you have made him stand out a mile in the classroom.

You say the teacher agrees he can do whatever homework he wants, but I guarantee this is not a classroom rule. Therefore the whole class have been revising by doing homework and are 10 weeks ahead of him in the books. He has obviously now noticed this himself and wants to be the same as everyone else, which, (like it or hate it) is most kids instinct. Thank god the poor kid is at least standing up to her.

 

[Thegoodlife]

She is the creepiest creep alive. I would refuse to go to her house if I was a tradesperson. Fawning over them and filming them when they are trying to do their job

Desperate housewive….get a hobby.

 

[Thegoodlife]

Will I show you the new curtains. Will I not show you the new curtains. But should I show you the new curtains, I don’t think I’ll show you the new curtains. Would you like to see the new curtain reveal as a reel or would you like to see the curtains reveal as grid post. I’ll just put this vase of flowers right in front of the new curtains and go to all the trouble of taking a video and blurring out the background and pretend it was a mistake so you can’t see the new curtains



NO ONE CARES and if they do they really need to get a life…. they are white voiles just like the crap ones you have upstairs….

 

[Max21]

Still begging for an invisalign. Highlighting the exorbitant cost in the hope someone will throw her a bone

I questioned her in the past about her blatant begging (not Invisalign) and was immediately blocked. Well, after she sent me a number of DMs ranting about me questioning her (touched a nerve much ). I’m not surprised to hear she’s on the beg for Invisalign. She’s a basic Instagram b1tch who thinks she’s more influential (influencer-y) than she is

 

[SweatyBettyT]

You'd see the inside of buckingham palace faster than this utility room.. it's a utility room.. post a picture and move on

She nearly showed it by accident yesterday. Imagine that! Imagine having that little going on in your life that revealing the utility deserved a story on your insta. Meanwhile your 4 YEAR OLD IS STILL IN NAPPIES.

 

[InstaHunDone]

A 3rd joinery company now to do the utility she’s had dovetailjoinery, timprojoinery doing work and now this new guy for the utility. God help him, he should run for the hills

And such a hullabaloo over a flipping utility room. Although it won't just be any old box sized utility in a semi-d like any normal person would have, it'll be an overthought, overdesigned, over indulgent utility-cum-boot-room-cum-laundry-boudoir knowing Sarah

I wonder what artwork she'll curate in this new space?

 

[Handful22]

Christ, setting up the camera to take a video of the little fella arriving home. Just have a moment with your kid without making it "content".

Also taking him out of school for holidays again next year. Because suddenly money is an issue when she has to actually pay for something instead of getting freebies/discounts on bespoke joinery etc where money is no object. No doubt she tried to wrangle something on the holiday as well.

 

[SweatyBettyT]

Sarah…You do know that you tell the baker/bakery what you want and they make it.If you want a plain cake, say ‘I want a plain cake please and thank you Mr baker’.

Unless of course you’re looking for a free cake, then you post about it on the gram

Surely Mike is mortified that she’s begging for a free cake for their 1 yo?