He’s been on a few holidays since thenI thought he had to surrender his passport after DOOOOOBYE
There is no 0900 train to Gare Du Nord from the UKApparently theyre going next week…View attachment 1853917
He actually looks like McDreamy from Greys Anatomy in hereSo did I when I first saw it!Literally nothing would surprise me about this bellend. Wonder if he'll go all out on his sentencing outfit?
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I used his mugshot
JesusNot alot shocks or surprises me on tattle (anymore) but dildo plate has upped the ante!
Maybe the plate is multi purpose, surely he sits snorting columbian's finest from one side of the plate, flips it over, struggles to get hard and just flops about with a dildo on the other side. Then shoves it back under his bed ready for the next day
Just because the dozy girl put 9am doesnt meant thats the time of their train. Shes not exactly renowed for having brain cellsThere is no 0900 train to Gare Du Nord from the UK
There is an 0900 to Bruxelles
Can just see them wandering round Grande Place trying to find the Eiffel Tower......
Accepted. But you would think they would have a vague idea when it was going. And as we normally get a blow by blow account of everything with posted receipts. What with standing in a queue for a bad tempered PAF officer etc.Just because the dozy girl put 9am doesnt meant thats the time of their train. Shes not exactly renowed for having brain cells
Good of him to let everyone know he still can't get it up...broken knob still brokenWarning…..
Don’t use the plates at Chez Bear…
They're enablers. They can't see what he's doing wrong. They enable him to behave like thisMaybe send it to his mother and say this is what your good boy does for a living along with the skank of a girlfriend the parents need to use tough love and cut him off as he should not be around the young grand kids they have enabled his behavior and continue to make excuses for him
What. The. Fuck.
Why would seasoned millionaires such as themselves be SOOOO excited about going to Paris and (fake) Louboutins ?You can see the IG post now with them recording the Chef De Train saying "Bonjour madams et messieurs. Bienvenue sur ce service Eurostar de Londres à Bruxelles"
And him squeaking "were going to France babes"
What. The. Fuck.
Billionaires babes.....billionairesWhy would seasoned millionaires such as themselves be SOOOO excited about going to Paris and (fake) Louboutins ?
Once he's in Schengen.....27 countries (now Croatia are in) with no XB ID checks. I had that thought too.......Perhaps I'm crediting the Hing with too much intelligence. He probably just doesn't want to piss off the gays and lose his only income
Anybody else hoping he gets to France and tries to do a runner and disappear with Jizz? That would be fucking hilarious, I wouldn't put anything past him.
They are Louibotons now
Favourite sentence I've heard this year so farHis life is such a mess. Reality tv star isn’t exactly the noblest profession but at one point he was on telly all the time making decent cash, going clubbing and pulling lots of women - now he barely leaves the house, can’t get a hard on and films himself bum fucking a plate for a few quid ffs. And of course is shortly due to be sentenced for sex crimes.
He only has himself to blame but it’s quite a downfall. Anyone with a half decent head on their shoulders would’ve carefully invested that money and kept their ego in check. But he destroyed his own life all because he thought he was untouchable. A good cautionary tale for anyone who finds themselves receiving their 15 mins of fame!
Good of him to let everyone know he still can't get it up...broken knob still broken
They're enablers. They can't see what he's doing wrong. They enable him to behave like this
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