That's what he hopes will happen when he turns the Ring Ripper 5000 up to 100%Is the t shirt with the be-headed bear symbolic?
Ah come on, have you even livedWe were just literally debating this sort of thing.
I genuinely don't understand the need to post every aspect of (what those of us who can walk and talk at the same time) would call normal life.
I have a federal government job. My wife is an engineer. We have kids. A dog and a mortgage. But at no point have either of us paid a bill in a restaurant and felt the need to Whatsapp the receipt to people. Or start a shit YouTube channel. Or get parts of ourselves out on Onlyfans.
I genuinely don't understand the need these people have for adulation
At least she's got knickers on .. that's to stay anonymous to her fansEither that's something bad editing or she doesn't have 10 toes
I think he's still in the kitchen washing the potsOr whether his card was declined
Wish me and my boyfriend were as classy as this, both in private and in public
Let us be the judge. It's not a competitionNot sure anyone would want to see me get my knob out on Onlyfans......although to be fair nobody wants to see HIM get his knob out
Gin soaked jizzy, fallen asleep
Should have edited in some ankles insteadEither that's something bad editing or she doesn't have 10 toes
Plus some change they’ve found down the back of the sofa - tragicOr how many cards he had to use to get to the total.
The Ivy Marketing department when they see those posts........Well they've ruined the ivy for me absolute twats
Bear and jizz near the London Eye the look the woman gives him at the endand what's up with jizzys 2 tone hair also why is she dressed like a traveller
The pair of them are just......urghImagine having the misfortune of being near these two in the wild. I bet the smell put people off thir food.
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