The problem with them spouting a load of bollocks about turning up in random car parks and spending the night and making out they’ve not planned an iota of this ‘last minute’ camper van jaunt, is that the sheep are more than stupid enough to believe it and so will decide to pack up their Dave’s transit and head up the A1 with the kids rolling around in the back in a vain attempt to ‘do a Stacey and Joe’. 
Sadly the reality of them more than likely all being holed up in an hotel and only decanting to said camper van in order to take photos and video to display to the halfwits who believe every word Saint Stacey utters will completely pass them by and so they’re promoting a practice which is completely irresponsible and nothing like what they’re experiencing in real life but hey, why would Stacey care?
Stacey doesn’t give a flying duck about anyone but herself and hers and so if she inadvertently causes a whole load of fuss and bother with her lies I can’t imagine it’ll give her any sleepless nights. Ignorant witch probably thinks that locals now having to cope with a bunch of uneducated, ill prepared and disruptive tourists will be grateful to her for the business, selfish twit.
Sadly the reality of them more than likely all being holed up in an hotel and only decanting to said camper van in order to take photos and video to display to the halfwits who believe every word Saint Stacey utters will completely pass them by and so they’re promoting a practice which is completely irresponsible and nothing like what they’re experiencing in real life but hey, why would Stacey care?
Stacey doesn’t give a flying duck about anyone but herself and hers and so if she inadvertently causes a whole load of fuss and bother with her lies I can’t imagine it’ll give her any sleepless nights. Ignorant witch probably thinks that locals now having to cope with a bunch of uneducated, ill prepared and disruptive tourists will be grateful to her for the business, selfish twit.
