Who on earth stands and poses for picture after picture of themself like that anyway? On top of that he even has several costume and position changes; ‘here’s me stood casually with my shirt off’ or ‘ah yes this is me perched on the sofa arm nonchalantly’… it’s just bizarre it really is!
![Woman facepalming :woman_facepalming: 🤦♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f926-2640.png)
Yes I’m guessing most people take a selfie or two, especially on holiday but this, well it’s another level! Weirdo!
I think it’s fair to say these beauties will be gracing the pages of dating agencies/sites in the not so distant future as good old dirty Dave attempts to meet his next conquest and sow his wild oats.
![Nauseated face :nauseated_face: 🤢](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f922.png)
There won’t be any angle he won’t try I shouldn’t think; everything from ‘I’m a professional photographer’ or ‘I love children and spending time with all my grandkids’ through to, ‘yes, my daughter is Stacey Solomon…’
The worst thing about it all is you know that some poor half wit will fall for it (I was going to say ‘for his charms’ but given the man is utterly charmless it seemed inapt) and I would feel sorry for them but anyone who is a) taken in by or likes the look of those hideous snaps and b) then decides to meet the old lothario, well, more fool them. It takes all sorts I guess but hell, finding him attractive? The mind boggles!
![Flushed face :flushed: 😳](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f633.png)