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TeaAndABun
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Ladies it's hard not to feel a bit envious while we shiver here as they frollick in Jamaica but would you swap your life for shagging Joe Swash and his nails (all be it once or twice a year)? Would you take Jamaica if you paid for it with topless pictures of your little girl on Instagram? Would you take Jamaica if you had dumped your young teens in a converted garage off grid,away from the core family home?
As a little thank you to all you for the thread title likes I’m going to take every single one of you on an all expenses trip to the Bahamas for a month, so pack you bags lovelies! 
I’ll give you all the details in a mo as I’m just waiting to hear back from Trending Travel now. I mean, they seem perfectly happy to give such holidays to Stacey and her clan for free so as Stacey is always trying to convince us that she’s just like one of us then well, I can see no reason why they won’t give me one for us all too?!
Failing that I’ll just tell them I’m one of her family as that little number seems to have worked a good few times for dodgy Dave. Yes, I suppose technically I’m not ‘family’ but I can show them screenshots where I’m referred to as part of her ‘wonderful Instafamily’ and with her telling me that she loves me and so that’s bound to do the trick right?! Whooo hooo, jollies here we all come!
I’ll give you all the details in a mo as I’m just waiting to hear back from Trending Travel now. I mean, they seem perfectly happy to give such holidays to Stacey and her clan for free so as Stacey is always trying to convince us that she’s just like one of us then well, I can see no reason why they won’t give me one for us all too?!
Failing that I’ll just tell them I’m one of her family as that little number seems to have worked a good few times for dodgy Dave. Yes, I suppose technically I’m not ‘family’ but I can show them screenshots where I’m referred to as part of her ‘wonderful Instafamily’ and with her telling me that she loves me and so that’s bound to do the trick right?! Whooo hooo, jollies here we all come!
klairklopp
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I don’t like to defend her but to be fair when you move house other things take priority over putting up curtains/blinds like installing a sunscreen wall, spray painting a turtle sandpit beige and gluing plastic flowers to your child’s bedroom wall. Not to mention those pesky seasonal door displays that don’t do themselves except when you can get a company to #gift you one
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CinnamonBun
Chatty Member
The jet2 Ad ‘ Probably one of the hardest things is choosing where to go’.
No Stacey, I think you will find for a lot of people the hardest thing is actually affording to go. We don’t all get it gifted like you!
No Stacey, I think you will find for a lot of people the hardest thing is actually affording to go. We don’t all get it gifted like you!
SarcasticEllis
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I couldn’t imagine anything worse than going on holiday with 19 relatives. And we’re a pretty quiet bunch. God help the poor bastards who are having to share that resort with Stacey squawking and dirty Dave creeping about.
HinchesSousChef
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Correction. She just prints the stickers. You have to stick them on stuff yourself.And she gave up a vocational career to stick labels on stuff?
SunshineRae
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It’s probably a call button for the bus over to the annex
Miss Ophelia
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Her colleague on SYLO Dilly said today get rid of influencers who want you to spend money not sure if it was a dig in general to the insta culture but I agree.
TeaAndABun
Chatty Member
With all due respect and not to be combative to those saying she looks well etc who the fuck knows what she actually looks like?? She is filter and photoshop mad! She can go from Pamela Anderson to six months gone with a few clicks.
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Serene Serena
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A stretchy gold dress is never a good look on any woman who hasn't got a concave stomach, no wonder people are speculating about a baby bump. I've got a bigger baby bump than her and I'm definitely not pregnant. I may have overdone the chocolate, mince pies and wine over the last couple of weeks though.
Never mind, I'm going to lose all my flab when Slim With Stacey and Jog With Joe hits our screens in a few weeks.
Never mind, I'm going to lose all my flab when Slim With Stacey and Jog With Joe hits our screens in a few weeks.
orangehead
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I hope if she is pregnant, she supported a small business like clear blue in order to find out.
monkey12345
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Rose’s hair give me mullet hairstyle vibe !!!!!
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MaryPoppinsHandbag
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Poor Stacey has never really gone clubbing & partied?? So when she dated Jackass star Steve-O they sat on the sofa drinking tea & eating biscuits. Right-o love.
Babybail93
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Yes. I was having a spa weekend with my girlfriends. Place was packed, so she didn’t get a last minute booking either.
They barely spoke to each other last night at dinner. Then this morning she was walking 4 miles ahead of him
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She is VERY petite in person, and dare I say, not as ugly. He has the same annoying voice. That’s what made me notice them